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Wild Orchid Cabaret

Bossier City, Louisiana

Club has some very hot girls...

Club has some very hot girls 8+ mostly on 10 scale but the club is too how do you put it phu-phuey, but that is my opinion, great looking gals though.

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Well it was two years since...

Well it was two years since I last visited Shark's lounge and nothing has changed. Its a must visit place in Daytona Beach. Don't be intimidated by the "bikerish" look from the outside. All kinds…

Chasers

Houston, Texas

This is a small club. ...

This is a small club. I found that most of the girls tended to be older, mid-30s or more. Has a buffet. The dances are $20. The manager came around to…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Made yet another visit to the...

Made yet another visit to the Rio. Boy it was hardly busy at all on a Wednesday around noon. In fact they didn't start doing any stage shows until around 1pm when more…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Awsome girls and the atmosphere was...

Awsome girls and the atmosphere was pretty decent, bit pricey tho. Got a couch dance by a very beautiful and nice philipina girl(only one that really came by and talked) happy to tip. Only problems…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a couple of weeks but I had fun my last two visits. I enjoy watching the girls get nude on stage and they were doing that and a number…

Fritz That's It

Bellflower, California

Back in Long Beach so I...

Back in Long Beach so I thought I'd stop by The Fritz and give another review. This club NEVER disappoints me. There are TONS of women of all sizes, shapes and colors running around so…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

While this place continues to have...

While this place continues to have some top notch talent, it also continues to be all but useless on any night other than Thursday, Friday and Saturday. The other nights you feel ripped off…

Nepals

Greenville, South Carolina

It's been at least a couple...

It's been at least a couple of weeks since I was here last. I have enjoyed the company of several of the dancers. This is a more relaxed upscale club for locals.…

King Arthur's Lounge

Everett, Massachusetts

Went here last Monday. The...

Went here last Monday. The club was mostly empty and I was surprised that the girls there was actually quite nice looking. This one Brazilian girl was an amazing dancer with a great…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

This club always get a stop...

This club always get a stop (sometimes 2 or 3) from us when we are in town always nice girls good music and cold beer The last trip there we met a Hungarian girl who…

Pa's Woody

Binghamton, New York

This club changed their name this...

This club changed their name this week to Diamonds After Dark although I don't think its been well publicized yet. I have visited a few times over the past 2 weeks to chat with the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club has become a favorite...

Flight Club has become a favorite place to spend an afternoon for me. The day shift starts dancing just after noon and the place is usually quite dead. By 1 pm the day shift girls…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Ok, let me say one word....

Ok, let me say one word. Wow!!! This place looks like a warehouse from the outside. Once you get inside, you are in the most incredible club I have ever been in.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

After almost writing this place off...

After almost writing this place off for good, I decided to stop in one afternoon right after I got my drivers license renewed at the office adjacent to the club. Changes I noticed were that…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

First time in this club. ...

First time in this club. Bunch of them around the COI area, so gave it a try. First Impression: -It seems a little bit old. even though it's very dark with very bright green lights, you…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I visited here late night on...

I visited here late night on the weekend sometime around 2 or 3 weeks ago. It's a large club and actually can get a bit crowded into the very late hours. I still…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I was here on the weekend...

I was here on the weekend 2 or 3 weeks ago. I forget how I worded my response to the typical wanna dance question but I got all my dances at the 2 for…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Currently the busiest club in the...

Currently the busiest club in the Clarksburg Area usually has a decent crowd is always clean and have never seen any trouble in this club. Be sure to check out MIA if you go there…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Went there about a week ago...

Went there about a week ago and had a pretty good time. Unfortunately, it is grandfathered in under the new smoking rules so you come out stinking like a stale cigarette -- unless you…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Wed nite @ 10:00. Two goons...

Wed nite @ 10:00. Two goons at the door ask for five dollar cover 'unless you have a casino id'. Had to be twenty dancers inside upscale surroundings and VERY moderate crowd. Was left alone…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Visited for the second time last...

Visited for the second time last night, and I think it will be my last. The place is absolutely dead. I really felt bad for the girls, who must make very little when…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

Unfortunately the only thing that has...

Unfortunately the only thing that has changed here is that the woman were not nearly as attractive as the last visit. I came in on the last few Monday nights, they only had four…

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Platinum Plus ----WORST SC EVER!

Prolly not of course, and I am sure it's quite entertaining from all the stories I am regaled with BUT I had an experience with a girl who had stripped there and she confirmed my fears…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited about 11:30 or so and...

Visited about 11:30 or so and entered to find not many customers in the building. But, I was out to try new clubs so I thought I would give it a shot. I tipped the…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Attended the following night as per...

Attended the following night as per request of a dancer that I had met. It was almost like returning to the old way of knowing the club. I didn't arrive til sometime around 2:00 am…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Attended the club on Nov 28...

Attended the club on Nov 28 around 8:00 pm. Not much was going on in the line of activity but did start to pick up. Had a dance right off the bat from 'Paradise' who…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

I recently went to Centerfolds with...

I recently went to Centerfolds with my girlfriend and another female friend. The club wasn't a bad place to bring women because it's not quite as "sleazy" as some of the other San Francisco…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Decent club. Drinks are on the...

Decent club. Drinks are on the high side however and the milage was not as good as the other clubs I've been to in the area. However the dancers were very attractive, averaging about…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Took in the afternoon shift on...

Took in the afternoon shift on Monday and it was quite slow..... must be the weather....saw 2 new ladies and was unimpressed. Finished up with an old fav and left happy. Did…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

Larryb did a great job describing...

Larryb did a great job describing this club. I think that it is very hard to compare this club to the Flight Club. I find this club to be much more intimate and…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

Made my first visit recently around...

Made my first visit recently around 6:30 on a Tuesday night. As other reviewers have noted, it's more-or-less a typical Jersey bikini club with a long rectangular bar, a couple of pool tables and…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Visited the club a couple of...

Visited the club a couple of times over the past several weeks, both in the afternoon and the evening. Afternoons are pretty tame with 4-6 dancers working, many of whom are a bit older…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

I stopped in to check out...

I stopped in to check out "Bottoms Up" the other day. It was a Monday afternoon (around 4:30 pm) , and they had just opened up for business. The place was completely dead.…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Feeling a little frisky, I came...

Feeling a little frisky, I came here about 7 on a Monday night. About 10-15 guys. 4 dancers. A "4" (who was gone in a half hour), a "6" (who was the…

Seventh Veil

Los Angeles, California

Visited recently on a Friday night....

Visited recently on a Friday night. The cover was $10 and they don't serve alcohol but the decor was pretty nice. The girls were generally young with tight bodies and pretty faces.…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

It's off the beaten path for...

It's off the beaten path for sure--through a small little burg, and some twisty roads. Once you're inside the Landing Strip is the opposite of those big high-tech strip clubs with amazing light shows…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Was in on a Wednesday afternoon...

Was in on a Wednesday afternoon around 3pm. Plac was fairly crowded as I got the last table by the Stage. Ladies were very attrective and did inspired dancing. Lap dances are $10…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

If you are in NYC, want...

If you are in NYC, want to go to a strip club, and don't want to way overspend then Flashdancers is a reasonable choice. The girls are mostly 6-8 with an occassional, though memorable,…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

We started the night out at...

We started the night out at Sundowner, which I hated so my husband and I went next door to Seductions. Seductions was much less crowded than Sundowner. The girls were more real (less…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

Small Club located just South-East of...

Small Club located just South-East of DTW Airport. Dinner was excellant and reasonably priced from attentive waitress. 2 dancers rotate on stage in ceter of the room surrounded by stageside seating with benches fronted by tables…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Was in on a Wednesday night...

Was in on a Wednesday night around 10pm. Place was hopping and all three stages had girls dancing. Most of the girls were in the 7 to 9 range and gave lively performances. Average…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

My wife and I arrived at...

My wife and I arrived at Mickey's on a Friday night just prior to midnight. The description of Mickey's as an elaborate looking basement is very accurate. There were 2 dancers on the stage/bar at…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

I checked out the club after...

I checked out the club after watching Monday Night Football at a sports bar. $4 cover during weeknights. The place was quite slow, maybe due to a snowfall a few nights earlier. There were about…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

This place is now Rick's. ...

This place is now Rick's. Haven't been to the previous Centerfolds, decided to give it a try. Inside is reasonably upscale, most dancers were 5-7, mostly occupied, with alot of customers. Might…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

My rating of 6 is a...

My rating of 6 is a composite score of three visits. My first visit, last spring, was awful. I was there on a Saturday afternoon and although there were only a handful of…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in at 1:30 on Tuesday....

Stopped in at 1:30 on Tuesday. Two-fers have now moved to Wednesdays. Not that it mattered... only one girl showed up for work. Tigra was working it all alone. Several fellows came in, looked around,…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

This place is friendly and low...

This place is friendly and low pressure--not like the block bars. As far as I can tell there are no private dances. But the stage is out in the open and you can…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Had a good if not great...

Had a good if not great time over the weekend. Almost always do, due to the great service of the managers, waitresses, and bartenders. I have gone to other places where it takes 10-15 minutes…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Visited Honey's in October on a...

Visited Honey's in October on a Saturday afternoon. This was the first time in the new VIP area, although it has been there for a while. The patrons were relatively few and the…

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Happy Ending Dances

I've never had one for fear of what the dancer would do. Are they used to that kind of thing or do they freak out if a guy blows his load in his pants?

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New Years

Just curious if anybody had a new years experience at a strip club and what was it like? A lot of people out, few?

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Speaking of wrong phone numbers

If you ever wanted to give out a number that was wrong, go to www.rejectionhotline.com Pick you location and get the number

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I think this place has potential...

I think this place has potential - just not sure yet. I stopped in around 4'ish on a recent weekday and was pleasantly surprised at the talent - I hit the shift change and there was…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I went here with my husband...

I went here with my husband (chicago_shyguy) last week. I've been to strip clubs on my own, and we've gone to clubs together. This, however, was not a club that I enjoyed. I didn't…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

Once again I was disappointed with...

Once again I was disappointed with my visit. Went late on a Friday afternoon and there were 6-7 girls ranging from 5-8. The girls did not circulate and appeared to spend time with…

Boomers

Smyrna, Georgia

this club is a big one...

this club is a big one with two stages one in the back and one in the front. Dances are no contact and they dance on the table in front…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

well i gave kittens a try...

well i gave kittens a try on amonday night. cons:4 girls. and none were hotties. i would say they were all about 5-6's. standard MA cons: no contact... pros: clean place, nice bartender, fairly cheap booze. in summary:…

Barnett Avenue Adult Super Store

San Diego, California

Qualified rating: It is a...

Qualified rating: It is a 7 for a peep-show. Not a typical club. Mostly just videos and novelties as previous review have mentioned. However, there were 3 dancers working on a mid-week visit…

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

i went to tens again. its...

i went to tens again. its close. i want it to be a good club. as for MA clubs go... not bad. as many hotties as can be found. but. drinks are expensive, no contact and no…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I stopped in on Monday 2...

I stopped in on Monday 2 weeks ago about 5 PM and stayed until 6:30. There were 3 girls, 1 was a solid 9, blond with a perfect body. One a solid 7, small…

November Bar N' Grill

Tucson, Arizona

Was in the neighborhhod and decided...

Was in the neighborhhod and decided to check this bar out again. Came in about 7pm and asked if there were any dancers working that nite. Was told about three were about to show up.…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

I dislike this club for a...

I dislike this club for a number of reasons. It is both too dark and too loud, so that you cannot see or hear who you are talking to. That actually may not…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

Drove by this dump the other...

Drove by this dump the other day and only saw one car there. It had to be the owners car. I cant believe this place is still open. Oh by the way I read on…

Dreamers Lounge

Columbus, Ohio

I really don't know why I...

I really don't know why I stopped here. The area looks a bit on the unsavory side. However, the parking lot is clean and well lit. Although not there, they look to have a doorman…

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Have you ever had a favorite get a boob job?

How did it turn out? Did it change your attitude towards her? Or your opinion of boob jobs?

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Your basic strip dive bar, Niagara...

Your basic strip dive bar, Niagara style. It seems like more patrons were interested in drinking at the bar, than they were in the entertainment. Building is getting increasingly run down, especially on…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

The Admiral Theater is probably the...

The Admiral Theater is probably the best place to see a LOT of women, completely nude, in Chicago. They are only juice/soda/water (no liquor), so you don't have to worry about getting stoned out of…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

If you're looking for sheer raw...

If you're looking for sheer raw beauty, don't bother with the Fox's Den. The girls aren't bad looking -- by no means! -- but almost every single one of 'em is carrying more pounds…

Uncle Paulie's Bar

Glen Ellyn, Illinois

Uncle Paulie's is really not a...

Uncle Paulie's is really not a strip club. It's your average, everyman's local bar. They just happen to have lingerie shows to bring in clients. The girls in the lingerie shows have much…

Temptations

Brook Park, Ohio

There are, generally speaking, two distinct...

There are, generally speaking, two distinct kinds of strip clubs in Cleveland.....the "gentlemen's clubs" (Christies, Crazy Horse, et al), with gorgeous women and a fairly rigidly enforced rule set regarding contact (grinding yes; grabbing (in…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

I tried to stop in here...

I tried to stop in here on a Monday night, and it was dark and empty. Looked like they might be doing some remodeling or something. Not sure how long it's supposed to last --…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

My first visit here since they...

My first visit here since they became a Penthouse club. The main area of the club is a large, open room, with a similarly large stage opposite you as you enter. This club…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Finally getting around to adding this...

Finally getting around to adding this review. Visited Niagara around Labor Day. Have reviewed about a dozen clubs in the past; this is my first and only '10' rating. The women are…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Why do all good thing come...

Why do all good thing come to an end. This place is deteriating by the day. Used to be a great place with lots of new girls. Lately the club has the…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon...

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon a few weeks back. Crowd was light (guess everyone was working like I should have been). There were I believe 3 girls working. Very nice and pleasant ladies. Glad…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

My disappointment with Fantails is growing....

My disappointment with Fantails is growing. On a recent visit to MB, i stopped in three times hoping that things would improve, but they didn't. On my first visit a flat chested dancer,…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Had a Great time at the...

Had a Great time at the Anniversary party on Saturday Night. The Special Shows were great. Arianna did a Great Show of the Dance she did. Chanelle, Desade and Jessica also did a Great Show too. Hope…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since my last visit. The last time, I was so dissapointed that I thought it was the last visit. As usual, the inside is clean. The girls are…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

A lot has changed in the...

A lot has changed in the past few months. Club has gotten quite a face lift. Dancers are still hot as ever. Wait staff is friendliest anywhere. Just wish I had…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Had not been to this club...

Had not been to this club in some time but due to a couple of new reviews decided to check it out again. Went the Friday after Thanksgiving around 6PM. Two dollars to self park…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

have not been in a few...

have not been in a few years, however had an aunt that worked there and she did very well with side endeavors. dont know if all the girls do that or not but most of…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

stoped by 11-25-06 in the evening....

stoped by 11-25-06 in the evening. Happened to be casino night, free cover, buffet,and games(bj,poker,craps). very crowded but found a table up by the bar. had 3 stages going with talent from 6-8. sat with a…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Now, where were we before being...

Now, where were we before being so rudely interrupted with politics? Ah yes -- in the middle of Rick's, best club in town by leaps and bounds. Came back in on a Friday…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

My impression of this place, without...

My impression of this place, without actually going there, had always been something like a raunchy Hooters (actually I’ve never been to a Hooters. Maybe they’re raunchy in their own right.) But after…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I really hate to post such...

I really hate to post such a low review number but I have to be honest. I went late in the evening and knew it wouldn't be the best time to go but the lack…

Seventh Veil

Los Angeles, California

I enjoyed this club because of...

I enjoyed this club because of the natural beauty and talent that all of the performers had to offer. Most of the girls are young and energetic and provide excellent entertainment both on stage and…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Haven't been to this club in...

Haven't been to this club in about 8 months and not much has changed except the quality of the dancers. Hard as it is to believe they went down, and I don't mean literally.…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Went here over the Thanksgiving weekend,...

Went here over the Thanksgiving weekend, A verry nice club. The building is awsome except for the high main stage it is uncomfortable to walk up to. great chairs on the main floor…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Blush has now gone all nude...

Blush has now gone all nude and still serves liquor which is the only plus!! The oly frieldy one is the waitress the rest are mostly 4-5 range and some really should stay dressed

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped by on a Saturday night,...

Stopped by on a Saturday night, as usual it was packed. Most of the girls there are imports from California who come up for the weekend. The number of girls is around 100-200 on the…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Another great visit. Stopped by...

Another great visit. Stopped by mid last week for an hour late afternoon. Had a good dance with a dark haired girl with great breasts and nipples. Very pretty eyes and wonderful…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Went there on a recent Monday...

Went there on a recent Monday afternoon. This is the only place i know of that has a packed house Mondays at 2 pm. Packed house with customers and girls.…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

There are not as many 7+...

There are not as many 7+ dancers here, but the place is sure friendly. Light pressure for buying drinks or dances. There are a couple of hot girls that are great in…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Went to Bobby's for the first...

Went to Bobby's for the first time in many moons. Some of the old favs are still there. Micky and Tish work nights and aim to please, they are good gals. Many…

Sinners

Minneapolis, Minnesota

A new place, the facilities are...

A new place, the facilities are very clean and nice. I was there early- opens at 7:00 p.m.- only two dancers. Not hotties by any means, I'd say about a 6. $15…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Since all the worries about the...

Since all the worries about the vote in Seattle, Honey's has had an upswing in performance. Went there a couple days after visiting Rick's (review to follow in a few weeks) and had a very…

I70 Main Event

Topeka, Kansas

Place hasn't changed much...still pretty hot...

Place hasn't changed much...still pretty hot ladies and usually a decent crowd. Good drink specials. Dances $10 on the floor or $20 in the VIP...WARNING!! There is currently a dancer that is giving…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The Playhouse, is as advertised. Lots...

The Playhouse, is as advertised. Lots of fun, lots of free parking, large female staff. Every type of women is represented here. No total beauties but lots of fun and mileage for a few dollars.…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

This place is out of the...

This place is out of the way. Although they have a good sized parking lot, it fills up fast. This is a popular place. The inside is most attractive. There is a small stage behind…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Cheerleaders is an average bikini bar....

Cheerleaders is an average bikini bar. They have a large lot, for free parking. The out side of the building is very plan. If not for the small sign you would not know this place…

Trails II Men's Club

South Salt Lake, Utah

This club has goodlooking friendly dancers,...

This club has goodlooking friendly dancers, which is a plus. Most of the girls between 7 to 9. Many will set a chat with you. However this is a normal Utah club.…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Made another weekday visit here. ...

Made another weekday visit here. They have new chairs around the bar/stage now. Other than that, not much has changed since my 2005 review. There were 6 girls working during my visit.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Passing through NY again on business....

Passing through NY again on business. I was bored so I decided to skip my own advice and try the clubs again. The reviews have been getting stronger on mileage and I knew…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

First time back since the victory....

First time back since the victory. Many girls willing to celebrate. I tried a few who seemed to feel liberated to do more than they've ever given me before; thank you Celine.…

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Stripper Logic / Stripper Time / Stripper BS

I'm not sure why strippers seem to think and act differently than non-dancing women, but I'm telling you there's a big difference in the though processes. Stripper Time... They seem to operate on a different clock. Have you EVER seen a…

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If a stripper who REFUSED to see you OUTSIDE the club then tried to get MONEY

How would you treat a stripper who REFUSED to have anything to do with you OUTSIDE THE CLUB and then tried to get you to spend MONEY on her? What would you do?

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Who has had a REAL RELATIONSHIP with a stripper he met IN A STRIP CLUB?

Who has had a REAL RELATIONSHIP with a stripper he met IN A STRIP CLUB? How much MONEY was spent?

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What is the best smelling stripper in a strip club?

Ok, we already have a topic about bad smelling hygiene. What's the best smelling stripper or smell in a strip club? I enjoy it when a dancer wears a perfume that smells like vanilla cake and a couple…

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Most dramatic moments with ATF's or favorites?

What are your most dramatic moments you remember? I remember saying goodbye to my first ATF (moving), then she tells me she's in love with me. On a different occasion (much earlier) I did a job interview in her town and stopped…

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in a (more) perfect world

Your own preferences for a new ATF?? would you look for one that is smarter, happier, prettier face, tighter ass, bigger or smaller or firmer chest? More ITC vs. OTC than your current ATF? taller or shorther,…

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Chicago Strip Clubs

OK -- I have been to almost (85%-90%) every club in the Chicagoland area and have seen the insides of "JackShacks", Lingerie Bars, Glitzy ShowBars and Hole-in-the-Wall Brothels. There is no rhyme or reason on lap dance prices: $20 will…