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Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

I was in Chicago recently, and...

I was in Chicago recently, and stopped in. I had a free admission coupon, and a free lap dance coupon as well. Nice club with attractive women, and a full bar. Not bad for the downtown…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

This is a small topless club...

This is a small topless club in new jersey.The cover varies from time of day and started at 5 dollars.There are 5 to 7 dancers on most shifts and the dancers are mostly white with…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Great layout. There is a Main...

Great layout. There is a Main floor and a behind a velvet rope and up a couple steps to become level with the stage you find the VIP (they have a membership plan, or you…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

Was up in NY Thanksgiving weekend...

Was up in NY Thanksgiving weekend and of course my friends and I wound up at GQ. Once again, this place never fails to deliver. Talk about a great variety of hot women. My friends…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

My first 10 rating for a...

My first 10 rating for a club. Went to the St. James - hated it this time. The attitude of the girls is so much better at Treasures - St J is like…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Stopped by this club during lunch...

Stopped by this club during lunch yesterday. Hadn't been there for a while and wow have things changed. This used to be a nice place with nice looking dancers and a decent crowd. The place…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Ok, moren expensive than necessary, but...

Ok, moren expensive than necessary, but it is a good location with a very well designed interior - but WAY more impotant the, adies were expensive AND gorgeous. High cover,prices were tough, but if…

Babes of Babylon

Memphis, Tennessee

Went in on a Sunday night....

Went in on a Sunday night. Well I was the only customer. The stage show was slow to say the least until one girl came on. I think her name was Raven. She was dressed…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Third time here...each time is unique...

Third time here...each time is unique in some way...this time, one of the dancers begged my buddy to spank her ass...then mocked him for nothitting hard enough!!! Another took off my belt and…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went into this club briefly...

I went into this club briefly for a couple of beers and some eye candy. I can say that it has very beautiful girl (8-9 range). It's topless but this is OK…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Just a quick update on Ambers....

Just a quick update on Ambers. They have invested a little. Cleaned up a little and added more tvs. (Not that I normally go to a strip club to watch tv, but…

Fantasy Island

Los Angeles, California

After a visit with a friend...

After a visit with a friend of mine in the nearby UCLA Medical Center, another friend of mine convinced me to swing by Fantasy Island to take a look. In my previous strip club outings,…

Cabaret

Kingston, Pennsylvania

Seems like the strip club scene...

Seems like the strip club scene in NE PA is changing a lot. This place used to be a hoping place but now it is often hit or miss. Sometime the dancers are great and…

Peelers Class Act

Cannon Falls, Minnesota

Stopped early on a Wed. $8.00...

Stopped early on a Wed. $8.00 cover and $6.00 coke in a 8 oz. plastic glass so I'm out $14.00 b-4 I even sit down and I was the only guy in the place.…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Club continues to be a good...

Club continues to be a good place to go watch some pretty women on stage. Lap dances are tame compared to Ricks and the price is higher at Foxes. Would recommend this club…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

At the Gold Club on a...

At the Gold Club on a Friday night. Pickings were somewhat slim, but I found a just good-looking enough and just personable enough young, slender blonde. For reasons best known to herself, she…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Based on the reviews, I went...

Based on the reviews, I went to this club Monday night while in SF on business. I imagine it would be a nice place had it not been for a very high pressure hustle…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

it was a fri. nite. and...

it was a fri. nite. and i had a couple of drinks at Mahoney's next door to the spearmint rhino. i decided to venture in at 10:00p.m. the place was rockin' and the…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

After a long long drive, reached...

After a long long drive, reached this place in the middle of nowhere (dont believe I will make this trip alone). There were a few surprises in store, some good and some bad. The good:…

Centerfold Exotic Show Lounge

Green Bay, Wisconsin

This club has really picked up...

This club has really picked up the pace. A lot of hot, younger dancers. Most of the girls are pretty liberal with extras in the LD booths, and after hours as well.…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Was in town and my client...

Was in town and my client suggested we check out the Admiral on a chilly weeknight. This is a good club, although Chicago still remains a mediocre town for strip clubs. Paid a $20 cover.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This still the best place. ...

This still the best place. I hope that the attorney take care of the club and don't destroy the private room However visited the place last nite and the place was complety empty.…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Went here last weekday. Usually pretty...

Went here last weekday. Usually pretty upscale, but this place had little going for it then. Had a dance from L, pretty boring. Got nagged a few times about a back massage. With the precipitous…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

This place is pretty cool. ...

This place is pretty cool. Was in dallas on business and was taken here. Not upscale, but not bad either. The girls were friendly, but this place is lit up too…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a recent Thursday afternoon. The place was not very crowed at the time. There were several girls there dancing and most were in the 6-7 range. I…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

After the excoriation by redrocks, I...

After the excoriation by redrocks, I decided to give JBG another try. I found the talent level to be much higher this go-round than last -- i.e. 3 18-25 y.o. pretty young things.…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Quality of girls has improved. ...

Quality of girls has improved. Management even worse than ever though, sadly. Food down in quality. Waitresses surly (for the most part), and more than one has tried to overcharge or shortchange me. And,…

Front Room

Celebrity (shadowcat) appearance this Friday

The cat himself will be making a live appearance at The Goldrush in Atlanta this Friday 12/8/06 6:30 - 7:30 expected arrival. You will be able to find us older gentlemen one will have a beer in his hand (me)…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

This club has gotten somewhat better...

This club has gotten somewhat better than the last time I went. It costs to get in, around $10.00; however, the girls are nice and at least some are good looking. Inside, the…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First club I went to in...

First club I went to in Vegas and I was not disappointed! I went during a convention and lots of girls. Great door staff and Host. Nice sample set of size type…

Studio 4

Windsor, Ontario

ok , but not as good...

ok , but not as good as it use to be ! no touching allowed , but in the vip it was different . last year, where practically anything went , if you brought your…

Queen of Hearts

Sunset Hills, Missouri

Since this club is in St....

Since this club is in St. Louis county it is and always has been a bikini/pasty club. The alcohol prices are closer to a normal bar as opposed to a strip club. The…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Stopped by on a recent Friday...

Stopped by on a recent Friday night. Girls are nice for a suburban bar (mostly 7's but an occasional 8) dollar parade begins immediately as they work their way around the outside of the…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

I visited this club with a...

I visited this club with a small group of friends last week. I was surprised to see that you had to pay $20 to sit at the tables near the stage. I usually…

Harem Gentlemen's Club

Sydney, New South Wales

Bada Bing has been open in...

Bada Bing has been open in Kings Cross for about 4 months now and appears to be going from strength to strength. There are a number of dancers who have come from Dancers Club around…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Stopped in the day after Thanksgiving,...

Stopped in the day after Thanksgiving, I guess all the hot chicks stayed at home for the holidays. The atmosphere was kinda shady and the girls were mostly muts. Jessie was alright, I just some…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

This is definitely one of my...

This is definitely one of my favorite clubs. Full nude with alcohol, excellent lineups, and better than average contact for WI. During LDs, a lot of the girls will raise up your shirt,…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I have to admit, the more...

I have to admit, the more times I return to this place, the more disappointed I get. The girls have all become way too hard-sell, and while I cannot begrudge them the need to earn…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

I haven't been in for a...

I haven't been in for a few months so I stopped in on a Wed. There were about 10-12 girls there. They ranged from 4-6. There was many more 4's than 6's. No cover and…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

When some friends dragged me down...

When some friends dragged me down to this place for the cheap Happy Hour I figured we were going to a dive. Wow, was I wrong. I felt like I was walking into a dance…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

This is a blue collar bar...

This is a blue collar bar in the middle of nowhere. The beers are $4 for a half pint. The girls dance a ton of songs on the old wooden stage in a…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

I went in for a visit...

I went in for a visit a couple days ago about 4pm. Seems like they are having trouble keeping girls these days, must the new laws. They are making the girls register as an adult…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

1st night visit in a few...

1st night visit in a few mos. Most basics holding up, some prices going up. Driving in, parking fee(even if you self park) now up to 4 bucks. Cover was $20, don't know if its…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Prompted by the previous posts, I...

Prompted by the previous posts, I went to check out this club for myself. I went on a Saturday night. Though not real crowded, the place was not empty. The selection of dancers has…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

This club is so incredibly disgusting....

This club is so incredibly disgusting. Sure, there may be mileage in the dances that you cant get in Portland, but good luck trying to find a girl you'd want to do anything with.…

Foxy Girls

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sorry to say this club has...

Sorry to say this club has really gone down hill since John was killed. This was my favorite club in Vegas,I go 1 or 2 times a year when I'm in town. I…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by on a recent afternoon,...

Stopped by on a recent afternoon, very slow day, 9 patrons on the main floor, about 3 uptairs in champagne, yet it was a good 45 min before a dancer came by. They were chatting…

Cheetahs Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Cheetahs is a fairly large club....

Cheetahs is a fairly large club. It is a juice bar, serving non-alcholic beverages. This also means you will find a lot of younger people in the club. The women are great looking and…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Ok, I visited this club actually...

Ok, I visited this club actually twice, sort of. I first made the trip on 12/3/06 only to find out that I was not dressed properly. I was wearing sweat pants and a long sleeze…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Went here tonight (yesterday since it's...

Went here tonight (yesterday since it's past midnight as I post), slow, but three or four really hot dancers, you could get some action and two of the girls suited my taste, so I had…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped for a Monday night football...

Stopped for a Monday night football show, and unfortunately the women are not encouraged to dance while football is being played. Lots of 8's and 9's, most all of them very tightly built, dressed in…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I stopped here on a weeknight...

I stopped here on a weeknight last month, it was a bit slow and the dancers did tend to sit with some of their "friends" or regulars they rotated through the stage pretty regularly and…

Peelers Class Act

Cannon Falls, Minnesota

Made a second stop (on a...

Made a second stop (on a Tues. night) after a year away and I'm glad I did. Management seems to have changed but the ladies behind the bar in the club area were very…

Chicas Locas

Arlington, Texas

Was going to go to baby...

Was going to go to baby dolls and they are closed, so I ended up here. I don't see what the hype here is about this club. Only on the main stage did you maby…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Let's see, why can't I give...

Let's see, why can't I give Ruby's a 10? I mean it has everything I look for in a strip club: a good selection of willing lappers, a non-agressive staff, a comfortable atmosphere, attended fenced…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Stopped by the day after the...

Stopped by the day after the big ice/snow storm. All the girls were implant victims - and I'd rate them as 7's tops. The only saving grace was the private lap area. Expensive at $30/song…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

The Parkway is trying some new...

The Parkway is trying some new things to attract customers. They remodel the girls dressing room, put in 3 or 4 couches for LDs, a few new small round tables and beer prices have…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Stopped by with some friends this...

Stopped by with some friends this past Saturday. The place didn't get too crowded until later. The mix of talent didn't seem as strong as it was on previous visits. Overall the place is still…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to my favorite club...

I went to my favorite club recently, this time with some buds to impress them. Believe me, they were. The club never lets you down with the amazing quality of the dancers and…

Déjà Vu Erotic Ultra Lounge and Fusion After Hours

Las Vegas, Nevada

Different look than most strip clubs,...

Different look than most strip clubs, and I liked its' look a lot. However, I went at lunch and found only a handful of 5's sitting at the bar playing games on their cell phones.…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Not sure how the dancers here...

Not sure how the dancers here justify higher pricing than Ricks. $40 for a dance is outrageous. I did a 3 for $100 with LA, a cute skinny blonde. She had good…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

ANOTHER CLUB THAT IS HARD TO...

ANOTHER CLUB THAT IS HARD TO RATE :(( The day shift rates a 5, but would not be fare to do that for an overall rating. This club rocks at night, especially Fri-Sat night.…

Scores East

New York, New York

When, WHEN !! are people going...

When, WHEN !! are people going to learn how DANGEROUS this clip joint can be.The last story from Brother9 is typical for this place.They have the rudest,crudest bunch of goons working here.And that's just the…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Been here a few times. Monday...

Been here a few times. Monday nights and also a couple weekends. Monday nights I get there around 7pm and weekends around 9pm. Weekdays are always easier to find a girl of your choice and…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Decent size club with 2 large...

Decent size club with 2 large rooms downstairs and vip upstairs towards the back. The club has a mix of women (from 4-8). The drinks were inexpensive and the waitresses were helpful in…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Was in on an week day...

Was in on an week day evening but not much going on. Initially two stages then a third opened. The "nude room" upstairs is open again but there is a five dollar cover just for…

Flashdance Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Visited during the week in the...

Visited during the week in the afternoon. Only 4-5 girls there. Two were attractive. Met up with one of my old favorites, Yvonne. The other decent looking one was an attractive blond but she was…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Got here last Friday around 9...

Got here last Friday around 9 PM. Very quite. No postive energy in this club. I did dance with one girl who gave me a nice dance, but thirty dollars for topless is too much…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Just here again ... a little...

Just here again ... a little too much hustle, and a little too little friction. But hey, the girls were hot, the music good, and there were something like six million girls all wandering…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Decided to stop this past Sunday...

Decided to stop this past Sunday and catch the second half of the Seattle vs Denver game. Overall, I was pretty unimpressed with the place, much like my previous visit about a year ago.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I came in yesterday (Monday, December...

I came in yesterday (Monday, December 4, 2006) around 6 P.M. to get some hot dances, and anything else available. Cold and slightly windy day out, but it was nice and hot inside. A…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Made a repeat visit here on...

Made a repeat visit here on a Friday night. Fantasia seems to be on the way up again. On this night there were about 20 dancers on duty. At least 3 would rate 8 or…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Things are about as good as...

Things are about as good as they have been for quite a while at Fantasia. The lineup of dancers has remained fairly stable over the last couple of months so you can usually find who…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I stopped in a week or...

I stopped in a week or so after the vote was turned down and things seemed a hell of a lot more lively. The place was really crowded, more crowded than i've seen a saturday night…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The key to maximizing your experience...

The key to maximizing your experience at Cheetahs is to go in the early afternoon, when you can get $10 lap dances on the main floor. The nastiest girls work during this time and…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Visited this club on a Saturday...

Visited this club on a Saturday night. The club itself is very nice. The only issue I have is that it seems as though the management tries to cram as many people in…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I made a stort visit here...

I made a stort visit here last month, early evening, while passing thru the area on my way to MI. This is still one of my favorite clubs overall. the girls were mostly…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

I stopped by Elysium last saturday...

I stopped by Elysium last saturday at about 6pm. It was a good crowd, not too many people, and not so few that you feel obligated to tip either... The drink price here is pretty…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Still one of the best clubs...

Still one of the best clubs in the area. I stoped in on a Tuesday around 6:00 there was two stages being worked at all times. The dances around the stage where great…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Came in on a Sat. afternoon,...

Came in on a Sat. afternoon, around 1pm. Sat at the bar on the right when you walk in and have some drinks. Being that it was early, I wasn't expecting much but I was…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

This place went through a remodeling...

This place went through a remodeling over the summer and was closed for a few months.It opened back up about 608 weeks ago and ive stoppped in several times since.The whole bar backs have been…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

This was my first visit in...

This was my first visit in several years, and I was very pleasantly surprised. Not as seedy as I had remembered. Lots of cars in parking lot, but still empty seats at the…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

I was at Michelle's Beach House...

I was at Michelle's Beach House twice at their new location which is about a mile south from their previous location (still open until 7:00PM) on same side of the service road along K-15.…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Pretty good club for the area....

Pretty good club for the area. Nice looking talent on three stages. They work'em hard and feature the three dancers for three full songs. Good atmosphere and waitresses. Almost across the…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Mount Carmel, Ohio

Stopped by the DV club in...

Stopped by the DV club in Cincinnati on my way thru to KY last week. It was a Monday night so they were having their usual deal, privates for 1/2 price or $10.00.…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Small club with two stages. ...

Small club with two stages. Or one sttage and one stagette. Godd variety of dancers - some more mature but not any less appealing. Easy to strike a conversation with the dancers.…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Went here monday night at about...

Went here monday night at about 8:30 6 to get in 3 white dancers and 2 black 2 more white dancers came in about 9's they went and changed and sat at a table until…

Candy's

Guadalajara, Jalisco

This club is alot of fun...

This club is alot of fun so long as you watch your drink tab.The cover on a Friday night was 250 pesos,which included two free lap dance coupons for a dance in the large back/group…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is the mecca of strip...

This is the mecca of strip club provocation, no offense to adelita's, but this place is incredible. I stopped by last thursday. The girls are better than any club i've ever been too, and i've…

Rouge Gentlemens Club

North Hills, California

First of all, if you come...

First of all, if you come from the Staples Center area, get back on the highway. It's right off the 10, but if you try to take city streets from Staples, it's nightmarishly…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

Brad's Gold is a really nice...

Brad's Gold is a really nice club. I have visited Brass Flamingo a number of times and always found the ladies to be very attractive, friendly and the dances to be a teriffic value.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Stopped in Monday evening with a...

Stopped in Monday evening with a friend. Main reason for choice (aside from the women) was the smoke-free atmosphere. Not a bad crowd for a Monday, so you didn't feel like a cash machine sitting…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Visited the Pony on morning of...

Visited the Pony on morning of DEC 3 from 12:30 am to about 3:15 am with wife in tow. We have been to a few of the clubs together over the last couple of years…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

I stopped in trips last sunday...

I stopped in trips last sunday afternoon. The crowd was to be expected, about 15 other guys, 15 girls or so, 1 girl per guy if your doing the math. Drinks are a total rip=off…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

I visited BD last week, for...

I visited BD last week, for the first time in several months, while in the Dayton area. Had a great time again. All of the dancers were different from when I last…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

I visited HT on Sunday night,...

I visited HT on Sunday night, arriving at 9:30PM and leaving at 12:30AM. There was a fairly decent sized crowd most of that time ranging from 25 to 40 customers. There were at…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Very impressed with this club. ...

Very impressed with this club. The feature was Brandi Morgan. She was ok, signed autographs and had other items for sale. However, what really impressed me about the club, was it was…

Front Room

board rules?

So is it fair to say that you should not talk about people and specific acts on the discussion boards?

Front Room

Sexiest comment made to you from stripper?

While getting a lapdance, I had a stripper tell me that "my dick felt really good where it happened to be positioned" (she was facing me with are crotches lined up just right). Now while I know that she probably…

Front Room

How long do you wait before asking a stripper for her phone number?

How long do you wait before asking a stripper you like out on a date? When do you ask her for her real name and her phone number?

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

I checked out this club on...

I checked out this club on a Saturday night and I was pleasantly surprised. I am new to the area and heard this place was nothing spectacular, but a fun place to go when your…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Not a bad club, just not...

Not a bad club, just not something I'd travel a long way to experience. One thing I liked is it was downtown and not huddled on the outskirts somewhere. I found it by…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

It is quite revealing that a...

It is quite revealing that a club as busy and bustling as Shotgun has only 80-something reviews. It's because this club holds very little appeal to the true laphound or mileage junkie -- a demographic…

Club Pearl

Sharon, Pennsylvania

Tommy has it about right. nice...

Tommy has it about right. nice place to hang out, but not for friction. Was there about 8pm (right when they opened) and found myself to be the first customer. The dancer (Angel, definite 9)…

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Strip Club Attire

Just wondering, what type of pants do you guys wear to the club? Underwear or not? Does your dress attract dancers if you look professional?

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Is the VIP really that different from a couch dance?

Just wondering if there is really a difference as far as mileage and touching in the VIP than with a regular couch or chair dance?

Front Room

Portland, Oregon

Recently I was in Portland, OR. That’s another weird place….. I checked it out on tuscl before my trip and, although there’s a ton of clubs, it looked pretty bleak. I tried one place in Beaverton (no,…