I was out looking for some...

I was out looking for some genuine southern belles on night when I happened upon this place. My first thought was not to go in because of the side of the tracks it happened to be on, but I stopped anyway. My thought is, even in the skankiest of places, you can usually find one that is halfway decent. But man was I wrong with this place... You walk into this place and there Guido's lazy overweight cousin sitting at the entrance waiting for you to pay your cover. After you get in, you already know you've just wasted 5 bones 'cause you can't even bare to look at the chick on the stage. I sat down and ordered one drink, which was another mistake (wishful thinking I guess). Dog, after cow, after dog! The only thing I wanted to do was keep my head down and finish my drink so that the night wasn't a total loss!

Stay away! The only reason I gave it a 2 was because there were boobs to be seen. Nice ones? No, but boobs none the less.