Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Thursday night, and I was very disappointed. And here are the reasons in Order...(and this will sound more like a bitch session but I still think will be good information for viewers). First, Upon arrival I go to the bar and I ask the bartender for an "Amber Bock"...instead of "I'm sorry sir, we don't have that"...I go this look of "hey dumb shit" order something we serve. Seconds within getting my beer...and not having the chance to even get a swallow...a bar dancer is demanding a buck. Even after stating I just got here...she wouldn't take no for an answer. (Didn't feel like fighting so I coughed it up).

Next, I go over to play a game of pool...I thought, "Hey, I'll just chill out...have a beer...play round of pool". I waited my turn at the table, noting that they had a security guard watching the tables (2) (odd I thought!) When it was my turn, I started playing this African Amerian gentleman who held the table. After about 7 turns, I inadvertently knocked the 8 ball in, losing the game. I offered a handshake and recieved a slap on the hand. And here's the kicker, as I was walking away the guy says to me..."Where's my 5"... I said excuse me... He replies..."the game was for 5 bucks".... Quite surprised...I look at the guy and tell him, "No one let me know this prior to shooting!"... I further stated, if I knew this was the case...I'd pay but wasn't shooting like I was playing for money. (Which, I don't feel I would have any problem with). But this asshole went on to accuse me of cheating him...fucking Unbelievable. (By now, I'm pissed...So, I didn't cough this one up).

So, I took my beer to an empty table, and decided to chill. Within two minutes this blonde skank pulls up a chair and sits next to me. And let me qualify "Skank"...Oily and dirty hair, fat flabby ass and thighs, buck teeth and breath so bad that it could remove paint. I consider myself a reasonable guy...thinking maybe, just maybe...she'll pick up on my negative body language and go away....NO LUCK. She stayed for at least three songs and kept insisting that I get a VIP or a table dance.