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Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Hit it @ 3:30 on a...

Hit it @ 3:30 on a Tues aft-normally prime time. Far side back of bar wall was packed, my side by the toilet and stage entrance practically empty. Dolla-dolla assault started immediately and was relentless.…

The Trapeze Lounge

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I called from the hotel and...

I called from the hotel and asked if it is a strip club. The bar-maid told yes. I was ready to take some chances, but it was in fiasco. I reached there and there were…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I love the GPS systems these...

I love the GPS systems these days. Put in the address for Rick’s in Lake City. This is one of my favorite clubs in the country. The quality is consistently good and the mileage is…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decent Club visited 11/21. Girls...

Decent Club visited 11/21. Girls range from 5-9. Beer prices are a little higher than norm but not outragously so. ~$5 . The dollar parade at the bar can be a hassel but…

Club Pearl

Sharon, Pennsylvania

This is a small club with...

This is a small club with a tennis request shaped elevated dance floor in it. There was a room for private dances and they were advertising shower dances. There were 6 dancers there at 10:30…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I've always felt that the buzz...

I've always felt that the buzz about this club exceeded its reality, until today. The BSC hypes its selection as New Times' best club in Arizona (from 2 or 3 years ago ?). And, message boards…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

I decided to check out this...

I decided to check out this club on a wednesday night cause i was horny and knew extras were available in the vip. But to be honest, i didn't see anyone up to my…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Went there on 11/24/06. This club...

Went there on 11/24/06. This club is middle of the road in that the girls are not 10's or 9's and there is no sexual contact. In fact, the girls range from 5's to 8's…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Went there on a sunday night...

Went there on a sunday night around 7 pm. Club was empty except for 2 dancers that none of the patrons really cared for. Around 9 a couple of girls came in and auditioned. After the audition…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

Gave this Club an 8 -...

Gave this Club an 8 - but keep in mind we are talking San Diego here. Club is OK for San Diego, but given the recent LE activity at the other well reviewed clubs, this…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

Was stranded at the airport and...

Was stranded at the airport and teh hotel shuttle driver recommended this place over eth airport strip. No cover. Drinks were $6 US (fora beer). Porn streams on the monitors in the…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

This place would get a 7...

This place would get a 7 if it weren't for the private dance area. It's like sitting in a wooden booth. The seats are not comfortable, and it's kinda cramped. Also, there's…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

Not bad. Better than the...

Not bad. Better than the shingle. Upscale feel to it, bartendresses are not pushy, girls are decent, a couple of them smoking. Didn't check out the VIP room but it seems like…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Camelot is the best it gets...

Camelot is the best it gets for DC, which is not saying much! There is no Lap Dancing or any kind of touching at all. With that in mind, the women are the…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Went by myself on a Saturday...

Went by myself on a Saturday night and the place was rocking, plenty of high quality dancers and most of them were really nice. Lapdances were hotter than i seem to remember getting in other…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Cheeks has been doing better lately....

Cheeks has been doing better lately. For the record, the dancers are allowed to do 2fer1's for one set of songs any time. They have to come out of the back for one…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

I visited Shotgun's at the end...

I visited Shotgun's at the end of October. It was my first time there. As a customer. Many long ages ago I drove cab in Denver and ferried many customers and dancers…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

There have been some changes to...

There have been some changes to the Living Room in the last month or so. They now do $1 dances after the 7pm and 9pm line ups. Its pretty fun and good chance to evaluate…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Stopped in on 11-10-06 with my...

Stopped in on 11-10-06 with my boss. It was a slow night, not many customers. Spent most of night at bar area watching the bar maid bounce quarters in a shot glass and drinking shooters.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I've travelled extensively, and Baby Dolls...

I've travelled extensively, and Baby Dolls has to be without a doubt one of the best entertainment venues in the US of A. To describe the plethora of ladies as outstanding would be an…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Was in during the day a...

Was in during the day a couple of weeks ago and things were hopping. Don't know anything about raids since then (see previous post). When I was in there was…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Still the best club in Huntsville....

Still the best club in Huntsville. There are new couches upstairs in the VIP area. My last visit was on a Saturday night. No, the girls aren't barbie dolls, but they are…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

I went here on a thursday...

I went here on a thursday night around 10pm and it was really slow. There were about 10 girls tops. You walk in and it looks pretty classy with the dark velvet drapes and showcases…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

Came in here on Saturday afternoon,...

Came in here on Saturday afternoon, and as usual I wasn't totally disappointed. I have to learn to say no to the princesses that haunt this place. My first set of dances from one of…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

I stopped in there on a...

I stopped in there on a Sunday evening. There were probably 6 girls working, a decent mix of blondes and brunettes, some thin some curvy, no knockouts, but probably 5-7s. The place was pretty empty,…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

This club is quite nice. ...

This club is quite nice. The firls are really friendly and some of them are really attractice. There were a couple that were not impressive, but in general, they are all very nice.…

Scores East

New York, New York

BEWARE. Went on a Thursday...

BEWARE. Went on a Thursday night with a buddy who is not as experienced in going to strip clubs and had a lot to drink. Already this is a bad story. I…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Stopped in around 1PM Tuesday afternoon....

Stopped in around 1PM Tuesday afternoon. Usually I like to watch the stage for a while and pick out potential lap dancers that way, but today I had to be out of there by 1:30…

Chorus Line

Davenport, Iowa

Have been here a few times...

Have been here a few times in the past five years, whenever visiting on business. It's always been worth the ride across the border - when coming back into the States, just tell the border…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Went in around 11:50 PM on...

Went in around 11:50 PM on a Tuesday night. The crowd was very light, maybe 20 people. Approximately 10-12 dancers were there. I had been to CH once a couple of years…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

The quality at times is a...

The quality at times is a little lacking. But if you want mileage this is the place. Give the bar maid a buck when you buy your beer, watch the girls and have…

House Of Lancaster

Mississauga, Ontario

This place used to be my...

This place used to be my all time fave back in the good old days, but it's a ghost of its former self. Went in late afternoon on 11/18 and it was almost empty. I…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Checked this place after flying in...

Checked this place after flying in to Pearson Saturday at lunchtime. Slow with 4-5 women in the 5-7 range. Got dances from one eastern European girl which were all right by T.O. standards, but no…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Thursday @ 2:00 in the afternoon. Seemed rather busy for a change. I decided to sit close to the bar in order to get closer…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Alexis, Mercedes, Ciara, Bonnie, Envy, Star...

Alexis, Mercedes, Ciara, Bonnie, Envy, Star and Haven are all really really awesome at what they do. Alexis is bad ass and everyone should go tip her a doller for me every time she dances.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Surcharge for ATM next door, $2 Payment...

Surcharge for ATM next door, $2 Payment to Homeless Guy Near ATMs, $10 (hey, it was cold & thanksgiving week) Cover charge, $20 1 Amstel Light, $11 Tip to Waitress, $3 2x4 min LDs light contact with Latvian dancer, $40 Offerring…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

One thing for certain, the manager...

One thing for certain, the manager at this club does not frequent this website. Everyone complains about the loud dj, but on my last visit they had TWO dj's talking simultaneously throughout the night.…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

It had been more than a...

It had been more than a year since I'd been here, but I passed on a Tuesday night and thought, "why not?" An hour's stay reminded me why. Between around 8:15 and 9:15…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Yes, 10 is an incredibly high...

Yes, 10 is an incredibly high score, but over my last two visits this place lived up to it. One visit was a weekend night (very crowded) and the other was a weekday night…

Front Room

New Dollar Coins- Potential Effect on SC Experience

With the new presidential dollar coins coming out in Feb2007, what are your thoughts on it? If (admitedly a big IF) the coins supplant the paper 1$ bills (30 yr life vs 2 yrs, resp.), what effect would that have…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

I still like this club but...

I still like this club but it has some fatal flaws. Quality of the girls can be all over the place. My most recent visit on a Saturday night was disappointing. The cover is a…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Club Paradise is a great small...

Club Paradise is a great small club. There were not many people there as we went after a round of golf so there was still daylight. Met a girl named... can't remember.…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

OG was a great time. ...

OG was a great time. We were there on a weekday night. The place was a bit empty but there were still some great looking entertainers. Met with nicky who mentioned being…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

South Florida seems to have an...

South Florida seems to have an abundance of gentlemen's clubs and a similar number of dives, with the first group gaining influence, ref. Mirages replacing the Peek-A-Boo in West Palm and the new Tootsies in…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Have been here a few times...

Have been here a few times in the past five years, whenever visiting Buffalo on business. It's always been worth the ride across the border - when coming back into the States, just tell…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I have to agree with a...

I have to agree with a lot of the prior posts on this club. You can find better looking girls at Sundowner, but if you are looking for the extras, then this is the…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Flashdance is closed and is expected...

Flashdance is closed and is expected to reopen some other time around 2007. They had a Fire which practically destroyed the entire interior. Where the Dancers are now is unknown however, this…

Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Palm Springs, Florida

My wife and I have been...

My wife and I have been here on a few occasions. The place is very nice inside. 2 for 1 happy hour until 7, no cover until 7. After seven drinks are 5 - 7.00…

Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Palm Springs, Florida

I went to this place shortly...

I went to this place shortly after the Grand Opening. It is a lot tamer then it's predecessor: Peek A Boo. Did not see anything special and just the personality the the PAB is…

Teasers

Key West, Florida

A totally unique feature is the...

A totally unique feature is the balcony on the front where you can just hang out and watch the always colorful scene on Duval Street below. On this November evening I went out there a…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

This is quickly becoming my favorite...

This is quickly becoming my favorite club in Atlanta. Too bad I live 30 miles north of the city, and the club is 10 miles south of the city. Visited the club three…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

In Houston for the weekend, and...

In Houston for the weekend, and had to check out the world-famous Treasures! Girl quality, prices, and layout as accurately described from others, including the back areas with the chair “forts”. Went over…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Went on a Thursday night, place...

Went on a Thursday night, place was crowded with no bar seats available. Eventually went for a lap dance with a pretty brunette. Lots of grinding but strictly no touching of the daner.…

GC Gentlemen's Club

Marieville, Quebec

Came into town last week, visited...

Came into town last week, visited twice - tues and wed. This may be the only club in the Montreal region where you can still find the "$10 type dances" of years ago (touching, licking everywhere,…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

This club is small and has...

This club is small and has a local feel. But, local or not, what makes a club great and worth going back to time and again is the quality of the girls and the…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Mount Carmel, Ohio

First time at this club. ...

First time at this club. You do have to look for it off of I275. It is a nice looking club and there are definitley women that are in the 8 and 9…

Lookers Gentleman's Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I visited late on a Saturday...

I visited late on a Saturday evening in August and was surprised with the energy at Jack of Diamonds. My prior visits over the last couple years have been on weeknight and I always…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

I have been visiting Anch and...

I have been visiting Anch and the Bush co for the last 4-5 years. Overall the experience has gone down hill. This seems to be a trend in all Anch clubs. Quality is…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Weekday afternoon. Club O seems...

Weekday afternoon. Club O seems to have bounced back from a lack of staffing that I noticed a few weeks ago. Not an exciting time to be there but a great time…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

A nice club with a decent...

A nice club with a decent set up. The seating is not ideal if you get stuck sitting to the right of the stage in the 'sports bar' section. The young ladies don't…

Viewpoint Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Haven't been to VP in awhile,...

Haven't been to VP in awhile, so I thought I should hit it. It has been upgraded since I saw it last. Very nice interior. The dancers were also not bad.…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

This is a PENALTY review: ...

This is a PENALTY review: Do NOT put on the official club website specifically that you are "open November 19 from 3-Midnite" and then not be open. Numerous people drove 20 miles…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

Was there about 9:00 on a...

Was there about 9:00 on a Thursday. Just a few girls and fewer customers. Most girls weere in the 4-6 range before a solid 8 walked out of the dressing room. Did…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This is a perfect club for...

This is a perfect club for female customers and/or couples to go. This was the first strip club I ever visited with hubby. Its a very nice building with a discreet entrance and…

Stilettos Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, South Carolina

This is clearly the best srtip...

This is clearly the best srtip club in Charleston. The girls there are really down to earth and know how to have a conversation. Don't get me wrong I go there or reasons…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Anchorage, Alaska

My longtime fav when visiting Anch....

My longtime fav when visiting Anch. Times are hard in this city. This club used to have decent dancers 5-7's with best value laps. But that doesn't seem to be enough these days. The club…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Outhouse is my new HAH (home...

Outhouse is my new HAH (home away from home) while I’m attending school in KS. The Sunday through Thursday 7-10pm 2-fer is a great bargain! VIP dances are $30 per song and a…

Tan Fannies

Panama City, Florida

A friend dragged me in here...

A friend dragged me in here for one last visit before he moved out of town. At 10pm there was one old overweight dancer. For $7 I got a skunked Bud Lite and a tiny…

Soft Tails

DeLand, Florida

Best strip club in Central Florida! After...

Best strip club in Central Florida! After experiencing horrible strip clubs in the Orlando area, I was happily surprised to find such a great club. This club offers alcohol, completely nude lap dance, and a…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

went last night and was fortunate...

went last night and was fortunate enough to get a seat around 9pm to enjoy MNF. any later and it seemed standing room only. oasis tends to be one of my favorite clubs.…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Closest club to my house, so...

Closest club to my house, so I stop in a couple times a month by default. I din't know why. The theme through most of these reviews is that you can't have a…

Body Shop

Green Bay, Wisconsin

I'd have to say they are...

I'd have to say they are doing the best they cam with what they have at the Body Shop. Tiny club, as earlier described. Probably 20 x 40 feet, including a…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

This club generally has hot dancers...

This club generally has hot dancers that will give you a good dance, especially if you buy them a few drinks. The layout of the club, with the small bar at the end of…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Centerfold's is a great place to...

Centerfold's is a great place to go for a nice night out. It's not cheap so you have to plan ahead and plan to spend some money. I mostly recommend it as a good place…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Nice place inside. I thought the...

Nice place inside. I thought the waitresses were actually cuter than the dancers and outnumbered them. It was 9pm on a Fri night but only counted 6 dancers. I won't be back. Plus all the…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First off, the women here were...

First off, the women here were stunning! We asked for bottle service and we sat by the main stage and immediatly were treated well by the waitress. If I could remember her name I would!…

Front Room

A FAKE Review

FAKE REVIEW - Decide for yourself who wrote it! On the advice of my friend FS I am making my first visit here. I arrived somewhere between 5:30-7:30PM in an impressive manner meant to impress all of the impressionable young ladies.…

Wild Goose

Del Aire, California

The Wild Goose is hit and...

The Wild Goose is hit and miss. They have a full bar charging normal drink prices. The TVs and big screens make it a good place to watch sporting events. There is no cover charge…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Adelitas or AB as it is...

Adelitas or AB as it is often referred to as is the best known hooker bar in TJ. It's a must for newbies not familiar with the scene because it's very easy to go in,…

PT's All Nude II

Denver, Colorado

I finally returned to Saturday's after...

I finally returned to Saturday's after a long layoff. Last time I was there, it was the same old worn out club and unentusiastic dancers. Last Friday night it seemed as if there…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

went in during the middle of...

went in during the middle of the week. this place pretty much seems back to normal. there were planty of girls even in the afternoon. The laps were pretty good about where they were…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Found myself stuck about 20 minutes...

Found myself stuck about 20 minutes from Urbanna on a Friday night after a meeting went over and I missed my flight home. Many would see this as a negative, but I saw it as…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I was in here with a...

I was in here with a couple of buddies on a recent Wednesday night from 7-10 PM. There must have been 10-15 girls in rotation in the 5-8 range. Cover was a reasonanle five. I…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Great club. The beer is...

Great club. The beer is cold, the people friendly and the girls are decent. About half the grls rate a 7-10 and the other half 5s. The back room dances are a…

The Pony Greensboro

Greensboro, North Carolina

The girls are average and the...

The girls are average and the light of day does not help. That being said it is one of my favorite places. Everyone is friendly and no hustle at all. $5 to…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon...

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon a week or so ago. While there seemed to be a few hotties coming in for the night shift, it started pretty slow. I got a couple…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Still has a few problems, but...

Still has a few problems, but things might be looking up. In addition to Cierra, Sonni (formerly of 24K) is here now. If you haven't seen her, you should. Killer body and…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

First time in Myrtle Beach and...

First time in Myrtle Beach and found it to be at a slow period. Nothing like what I had heard. So after going to dinner and checking out some "regular" clubs, I wound up coming…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Man, i don't get it. Based...

Man, i don't get it. Based on all the reviews, i thought this would be THE PLACE. I drove a couple of hours to get here, and i was really disappointed. Maybe it was the…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Back in town i decided to...

Back in town i decided to check out ricks. The law didn't change, but the attitude seemed to. The manager was in the VIP every 10 minutes. The young girls were timid and…

XTC Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

How does this place still exist?...

How does this place still exist? I can't imagine anyone being a repeat sucker! The only reason this place didn't get a 1, was that the girls were not rude. Knock on the door and met…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Went here Sunday afternoon.. not a...

Went here Sunday afternoon.. not a big crowd...but worth..went twice in 2 weeks based on the prior reviews...worth it.. 1st time around had a good time with Tara...nice HJ...she worked wonders... went back today ..had…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

I was in no hurry and...

I was in no hurry and found myself in Salina last Saturday night (11-10), and based upon my first visit, I decided to spend some time and money again at WWW. I had a…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

I headed back to 2001 the...

I headed back to 2001 the Saturday before last. Got there around 11:30 at night & it was already filling up. I managed to find a place to sit & just scoped the place out.…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Last visit to babes one of...

Last visit to babes one of the worst as far as talent. I saw both shifts and maybe 2 or 3 hotties.Slim pickings and ended up getting a lap from one of the not so…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Two visits to 4Play and Valley...

Two visits to 4Play and Valley Ball on weekend nights resulted in vastly different impressions (see the Valley Ball section for the other review). I went to 4Play after boycotting it for several months. I…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

After Referendum 1 failed, it seems...

After Referendum 1 failed, it seems this place is starting to get back to normal. I stopped in last Saturday and there were more girls there than the previous weeks on a Saturday afternoon.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Stopped by on a Friday early...

Stopped by on a Friday early evening. The usual friendly laid back atmosphere, even moreso now that the 4-foot law was rejected, and things were more relaxed. Saw a few familiar faces, and…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Only a few dancers here are...

Only a few dancers here are worth mentioning. But I've only been during the day so I can't speak for the night crew. There was a tall Goddess named Drew. She has…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

This was by far the best...

This was by far the best club I visited while I was in Huntsville. I got there at about 6pm, and at first the club was very dead. There were 3 customers and…

Bottoms Up

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Current (small) crop of unchanging day-shifters...

Current (small) crop of unchanging day-shifters are nice but not giving it up in back. And nite-time scene does not appeal-lotta bro's from the hood shuffling in and out. Heard lot out back is less…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

This club is seriously overrated. ...

This club is seriously overrated. I stoppd in around 10:00 on a Thursday night. Most of the seats at the tables were taken so I sat at the bar. There was one…

Front Room

Would you rate 2 women with different body types the same?

Let me explain myself a little more. Let's say you have two beautiful women. Dancer A is 5'7 145lbs voluptious but still toned. On the other hand, you have another dancer 5'7 125lbs. She is somewhat slim but still…

Front Room

Memphis

I use to live in memphis. I loved going by platinum in the weekday afternoon. Dusty and all the other fav's. however, I havnt been back to memphis in about a year. I am going with about $800 dollars in…

Front Room

Why do strippers charge SO MUCH MONEY?

Why is it that some strippers charge SO MUCH MONEY? Why do they OVERVALUE the price of their SEXUALITY and/or their AFFECTION?

Front Room

Who goes to strip clubs for AFFECTION and SEXUAL SERVICES?

Who goes to strip clubs to get AFFECTION from strippers? Who goes to strip clubs to BUY SEXUAL SERVICES? What do you think about the strippers who complain about customers expecting too much? What about seeing…

Front Room

Do you pay for "VIP rooms" because you want to CUDDLE with strippers?

For those who PAY for "VIP rooms" because you want to CUDDLE with strippers and are willing to PAY for it? Do you do it because you are HOPING to BUY SEXUAL FAVORS? Do you want AFFECTION from