Comments by RonJax2 (page 16)

@Electronman, thanks for the Kudos. If you know any publishers willing to foot the bill for me to travel worldwide to write this Horny Planet book, let me know, I'm keenly interested. 🤣 And @Shadowcat, Yikes, let me know what details I'm missing here.

Yeah, it was wild indeed. I just checked again, and the only news I can find about a Tijuana explosion is from a building downtown that exploded like a year ago. My guess is, it was some stupid shit, like a helium tank, or some poorly maintained kitchen apparatus. Otherwise, surely I'd be finding news about it?

^ My thoughts exactly @JamesSD One of my favorite past-times in Tijuana is to get a room with a Jacuzzi and spend some time with a chica there before we move on to the bed. That shit is just so much fun. With that said, I wouldn't go near a public hot tub in most US clubs, for all the reasons mentioned here, probably most importantly, that's it's no guarantee of extras.

> 3. Any other tips for my Monday- Tuesday night stay? You've gotten good answers already to most of these questions, but I wanted to chime in with one more tip: KEEP MOVING. Some of the hottest chicas at HK don't circulate and talk to PLs. They kind of find a spot to camp out at and just stay there, or they spend their time socializing with other chicas. It's not like most US clubs, where you can take a seat and wait for all the ladies to approach you. If you do this in HK, you're guaranteed to miss out on some of the best ladies. So again, KEEP MOVING. Grab beer (or water) so meseros won't bug you, and take a stroll around the club. Go through Las Chevalas, take a lap around the main club at HK, check out the second floor, etc. If Miami is open check that out too. By moving around, you'll get a much better look at the talent in the club, and have a much higher chance of finding a chica who is a 9 or 10 in your book. And OP, do post reports when you return, I always love reading reports from TJ first timers!

I appreciate the reason why you'd want to avoid a SWer with a pimp. For me, it's not the pimp per say that bothers me, it's the idea that she might be trafficked and or working against her will. However, with the information you've given us, I don't know that anyone could say for sure or not. Probably the best way to find out would be to ask her.

I'm having this existential thought: If you're a monger at a club looking for extras, in a jurisdiction where solicitation is illegal, would it be fair to call you an illegal patron? Or maybe just for short, an "illegal." We could even capitalize it so it sounds scarier: ILLEGALS RESPONSIBLE FOR RAPING AND KILLING AMERICAN WOMEN AT CLUBS ACROSS THE US

And fuck it. Here's a last parting thought: How easy would it be to put together a book of stories of old white boomers who raped or murdered sex workers? I can think of countless examples off hand, without even needing to look it up. And I can see the editorialized headline now: MONGERS LIKE @MUDDY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RAPE AND MURDER OF AMERICAN WOMEN If that doesn't sound like a fair characterization to you (and I would agree it isn't) use some critical thinking before you post cringe like the OP again.

> Hey man if your so high and mighty, why not take some illegals into your house Who the fuck is asking you to take immigrants into your home? Like seriously? All I want is for xenophobic hypocrites to STFU and let America be America. Stop telling me who I can or can't hire, who I can or can't associate with, who can or can't cross our borders. We're in the land of the fucking free. Like I said, go to North Korea if totalitarian dictatorships are your thing. > did not enjoy anywhere near the level of social safety net that illegals today here enjoy Pop quiz hot shot. Name a federal welfare program that immigrants (legal or illegal) are eligible for. Go on... I'll wait. What did you find? Nothing? That's right, because welfare for immigrants has been against the law sin the mid 90s. Now, if you're concerned about welfare, surely, your focus should be on the massive pyramid scheme that is social security. Surely you're concerned about the completely unsustainable and unnecessary transfer of wealth in our country from young people to old people, right? No? Oh shit, my bad, you probably get those checks and spend them at the club, but it's immigrants who are leeches, am I right? > most of our ancestors came here LEGALLY The difference is arbitrary. When your ancestors came here, all they had to do was show up at Ellis Island. We've made immigrating here needlessly complex, to the point that for some LEGAL immigration is impossible. > RRRAAACCIIIISSSSTTTT I never said this word, you did @puddy_tat. I also object to being called a leftist because I certainly am not one. Leftists populist idiots don't like immigration either, see: Sanders, Bernie. With that said, it's interesting that you found my comment objectionable, but not the one just below it that literally says immigration was better when it was all white people, and subsequently goes on to call for the execution of Hispanic immigrants. Is that NOT racist? It's fucking fascist, of that I am quite certain. But whatever, I called you xenophobes and the label is apt. I'm quite certain that nothing I've said is going to reprogram those of you who have been brainwashed by Fox News, OAN, shitty social media feeds, and a dangerous cult leader. So this will be my parting shot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ttDUGM-1mU God Bless America, and God Bless our Immigrants.

> “If it so in vogue to ‘Hate America’ then why are so many wanting to come here?” And I never get an answer. Right wing extremists hate America bro. Remember when they stormed the capitol and tried to overthrow our duly elected president? And this thread is a great example of hating America. America is a melting pot. We're a nation built by immigrants for immigrants. Almost all of us have immigrant ancestors. Our most well known monument is literally a testament to immigration. Xenophobes who hate immigrants, like you, the OP and others in this thread simply hate America in my view. Personally, I love America, and I love immigrants and immigration. These two things are inseparable. And in my view, if you don't like immigration, you should leave and go live somewhere like North Korea instead.

I've never been with an SO, nor used the spa services, but am very curious to hear about your experience. It would seem to me like you would need to be sure you have clear boundaries established with your fiance. Whatever those boundaries are, they will be tested there, lol.

So basically you wandered into the women’s locker room and posted cringe. It’s unclear to me how this is supposed to help the situation.

I started learning Spanish about 2 years ago, before my first trip to Tijuana. I'm at a pretty solid intermediate level, which IMHO has been paying huge dividends not just in TJ but in other ares of the country where cubanas dominate, like SoFla. To OP's question, I do care about being able to converse with a dancer... that's a primary motivation for learning Spanish. I'll second what Rattdog is saying, learning a couple hundred words goes a really long way. Like being able to say things like "De dónde eres?", "Cuanto cuesta?", y "Chupáme" pays tremendous value. You don't need to know a ton of Spanish to ask a few "get to know you" questions and then negotiate a transaction. And for anyone looking to learn, I have a recommendation: ChatGPT. I was learning a ton with Babel but have since been neglecting the babel for tons of intensive learning with ChatGPT. If anyone is curious I could give you some prompts for getting started.

> Third (and last, for now) the Vegas odds that this guy has never been in a strip club is +330 right now. Fucking lol. True. I just don't get the capitalization of Every Fucking First Letter. It's a hassle to type that way and it makes it way less comprehensible. Like, I can barely read this shit. OP, just type like a normal person please.

> they should stop sucking dick in the club Is that an outcome you want? I don't know why it's so hard not to use a dancers name.

> They seem to travel in packs, which I suppose is a good thing as they have a support system, but it also makes them lazy about learning the language. The "traveling in packs" is just how migration works. Intranational migration (emphasis on the A in intra) works the same way BTW. Like how a bunch of dudes from the University of Wisconsin end up together in LA sharing a house or working for the same company. You're exactly right about the support system aspect. > it also makes them lazy about learning the language I have a lot of sympathy for English language learners. It's fucking hard to learn a language, and English is a particularly weird and difficult language to learn. To learn any language fluently, it's like a 1,000+ hour investment. Most language learners won't ever get beyond an intermediate level. And at an intermediate level you're able to understand a decent amount, and to produce connected text on important topics, but speaking spontaneously is still downright difficult, and you still sound like a complete beginner at the language.

$5 table dances? That's an amazing value! And thanks for the review EC!

1. Point a browser to google.com 2. Type in what you want to search tuscl for 3. Append "site:tuscl.net" as a search term and hit go Since google catalogs all the discussion here, there's no need for a search function.

What rings my alarm bells here is the assertion that "Prices around 120 for 30 minute Arribas." That was the case earlier in 2024 when I was there last. But I've read more recently that chicas are quoting $150, 160 or even 200 now. OP, did you run into any quotes like that?

I've read some similar things on reddit recently, basically that "many" strippers are on the spectrum. I don't know a ton about asperger's/autism, but just based on the symptoms you posted, I'm highly skeptical that this is common. Like "resistance to touching", "inability to keep conversation going" or "inability to look or listen". Could one really hack it as a stripper with these impediments? Color me doubtful. I don't think I've ever met a dancer that had those type of impediments. My guess would be that ADHD and BPD (both types I & II) are much more common amongst dancers.

Dude she’s definitely in the “uncanny valley” for me especially when she turns around. Creepy, and pass

Thanks for the TJ reviews PAFBABS, keep 'em coming!

I've had this existential dread of wondering if I'm "addicted" a few times. I wrote about this in a recent review of Detroit clubs. I was in Detroit, making a day trip to Flight Club. The hotel checkout time was 11 AM. Flight didn't open until 1 PM, and to make things worse, no dancers showed up until 2 PM. That gave me 3 solid hours with nothing to do but drink coffee (then beer at the bar) and to ponder questions like this one. My willingness to put up with this major inconvenience made me wonder if my behavior was becoming "compulsive". At the end of the day, I had an amazing rendezvous with a gorgeous raven haired dancer who made the trip totally worthwhile, and I flew home that evening with no regrets, eager to come back, but not with that compulsive feeling either. Though the thought does cross my mind on occasion, I think the answer is no. And I agree with @bookguy... "don't neglect your poundage opportunities, you never know when you won't have any more"

And I'm still planning a version 2 of this guide, I have many notes on additions I want to make. PLs, do let me know if there's anything you're struggle to say in Spanish, that I should add here.

Just learned this and wanted to share: bareback / al pelo (Literally, "to the hair") This gives one a few sexier options for asking for uncovered services such as: I want a BBBJ / Quiero una mamada al pelo I want to put it in you bareback / Te lo quiero meter al pelo One must be a little careful because "al pelo" is just one syllable off from "el pelo". As in: Chúpame al pelo / Suck me bareback Chúpame el pelo / Suck my hair? Better to use a noun to clarify if using the imperative affirmative tenses: Chúpame la verga al pelo / Suck my dick bareback

> I began to realize, by comparison, that one of the experiences which I value in a strip club, is the continual ongoing flirtation. I want a dancer to slowly warm me up, and to act like she and I are having a mutually enjoyable interaction. ¡Yo también! Por esto, prefiero Tijuana y las mexicanas, más que las cubanas en Miami. Creo que las mexicanas son más apasionadas. (Me too! And for this reason, I prefer Tijuana and Mexican women more than the Cuban women in Miami. I think Mexican women are more passionate.)