RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
Comments by RonJax2 (page 15)
review comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
^ Lol. I do spend to much. 65 year old me on a fixed income is going to be very mad at current me one day, I need to tone this shit down for sure.
But YES we can definitely hang. I try to post in TJ Mongers every time I'm headed down, maybe one time we can link up.
review comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
> circumlocutions
Like she would find a round about way to say the same thing twice, so I would understand it.
For example: Mi hermano es bombero, ya sabes, Âżuno de esos tipos que apagan incendios? / My brother is a fireman, you know, one of those dudes who puts fires out?
You can do the same thing for a chica who is struggling to keep up with your English, its helpful!
discussion comment
5 months ago
Muddy
USA
Hmm, good point @BookGuy. I would definitely want to smuggle some tetracycline with me through this time portal....
discussion comment
5 months ago
Muddy
USA
To be honest, right now is a pretty good time to be alive!
Here's a more fun answer: I'd go back to ancient Rome. Equipped with the very simple (but elusive) formula for making gunpowder, I would wind up being a famous and wealthy alchemist. (For the record, it's 75% saltpeter, 15% softwood charcoal, and 10% sulfur, and the proportions must be exact.)
I'd buy a nice villa in the middle of the city, just down the street from the best brothel in town, and I'd spend the rest of my days having Roman orgies.
review comment
5 months ago
tbot1102
California
^Agreed! For all the complaints, the Dragon still rules la Zona Norte!
OP, thanks for the great review. And I love that you gave HK perfect 10s. That should put it's ranking high enough up in orbit that Men's Club of Charlotte does not risk overtaking HK anytime soon. 🤣
review comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
@PAFBABS thanks for the comments. I couldn't agree more on treating chicas and dancers with a minimum of respect. It's not just worth doing because a good thing to be kind and respectful to everyone, but with chicas/strippers it also gets you better service.
> So to spend time with this chick, altogether it cost you $800+?
Yeah, that's right. I probably did overcook it a bit, and she skillfully maneuvered me into making the first offer. With that said, I spent from 2:30 PM until 8 AM with her, about 17.5 hours. We had one egregiously long session, a late night drunken hookup and the nice bonus of a wake-up BBBJ. It was worth it to me, but you're right, I probably could've paid less.
I could have cut out $300 from this price by not paying the Dragon, if I had planned ahead and booked a room elsewhere to take her, at Rosarito or maybe Hotel Ticuán. But this would've posed three challenges:
* The logistical hassle of changing hotels in the middle of the trip. (Not the end of the world, but still. I slept in the day I met peaches until like 1 PM, if I were changing rooms I would've needed to wake up at 10 AM to pack, and then had time on my hands to kill midday.)
* What happens if she shows up and isn't what I remember?
* What happens if she doesn't show at all? Then... I'd kind of just be stuck downtown or in Rosarito with no good plan B. Note that in the case of Peaches, she missed her first flight to TJ, and if we had indeed made OTC plans for elsewhere on that day 2, I would have definitely been stuck without a plan B. (As things were, when she missed her flight, it was no big deal... I just went to the club that day and night!)
I think from what I'm gleaning from seasoned vets like you and @PutaTester is... it pays to visit more regularly, and to keep your regular chicas warm. My challenge is, it's usually like 6 months in between visits to TJ, so I have a hard time keeping those regulars warm, and developing the rapport you mentioned is tough at this frequency.
For example, I would definitely do an OTC session in the future with Elena, the cute spinner from the threesome in Part 2 of this review. (In fact, she was keen to meet me OTC while I was there, but I had the plans scheduled with Peaches.) The challenge is, if I don't return for another 6 months, is Elena even going to remember me?
I have a rapport now with Peaches, one that would probably endure 6 months, now that we've seen each other twice for long periods. But, if I don't make it back there by September, she'll probably be headed back to Monterrey, for good.
So in short, I need to go to Tijuana more frequently, to generate better OTC options!
Two questions for you in return:
1. How often are you texting chicas in between visits? I gather there's probably a balance here between being too demanding of their time, and texting just infrequently enough that she still remembers you.
2. Where do you usually take your OTC chicas? Ticuán? Elsewhere?
discussion comment
5 months ago
rattdog
New York
I feel like any rule this specific is going to inevitably get ignored. It's just too impossible to enforce. This is like the "two feet on the floor" rule that you hear about in the US sometimes, and these rules always get broken.
I also feel like, why would one go to an Italian strip club when there's FKKs just on the other side of the alps in Switzerland?
discussion comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
^ Glad to know I'm not the only one!
The link @sweetjamesjones provided has been working great for me though, except for a handful of private pages, which I am resigned to not seeing.
https://www.picuki.com
discussion comment
5 months ago
Mr Monger
> Thrill of the hunt
This times 1000x. I've done escorts, the wait to see one is agonizing. Is she going to look like her pictures? Will she be hot? Are we going to vibe or will this feel like a dud? So much of this is out of your control.
In contrast, I'm positively giddy when headed to a club that offer extras. The world is full of possibilities at that point: who am I going to find tonight?
And the process of selecting the right dancer is exhilarating. As @drewcarey mentions, the option to make Incremental Purchases is excellent. Let's try a drink and see how that works out. Maybe a few dances. Maybe not this dancer, but what about that other one I saw? This is all much more fun that trolling online ads while defending against scammers and LEO.
I will note that there's one thing I do not like about about many extras clubs: I would much rather fuck in a hotel room, on a bed, with my own music on, versus in cramped and noisy club cubicle couch. So I much prefer clubs where it's possible to get dances, then do OTC in your hotel room. (Guess where I like going best, lol.)
review comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
N/B: I wrote these six reviews to form a single narrative. Now that everything has been published, here's a link to all six reviews in order.
A Decadent TJ Journey:
Part 1: A Delightful Deviation from the Dragon | https://tuscl.net/review/413694
Part 2: Una Fresa Joven, Un TrĂo Fantástico, y Una Muchacha Borracha | https://tuscl.net/review/413707
Part 3: Talent Not Quite Up to Par | https://tuscl.net/review/413723
Part 4: Mediocre Talent, But High Value | https://tuscl.net/review/413725
Part 5: Dr. Chica & Miss Hyde | https://tuscl.net/review/413760
Part 6: No Quiero Alimentar al DragĂłn | https://tuscl.net/review/413783
review comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
^ I was pondering this price creep thing on the plane ride home. Definitely rising value of the Peso vs. the USD is a huge contributing factor.
But I think another factor is just the general rising Quality of Life in Mexico.
Turnover is high at HK. Though some chicas last years, my guess would be the average chica lasts between 3-9 months. So I figure that every 6 months there's basically an entirely new crop of chicas working.
And these new younger chicas who keep coming in, they all have higher expectations than the ladies they replaced. They're in the game to make money, and I think newer chicas have a higher bar in their heads for what counts as good money.
I would note though, that prices do seem to have stabilized somewhat this year. HH arribas ran between 120-150 both in February and this recent trip, with 120 being more typical. And as I noted in one of these reviews, chicas seem much more willing to negotiate a lower HH rate for more time.
I doubt we'll ever return to anything close to pre-pandemic prices, but my hope is, we're at a new equilibrium now, and prices won't keep skyrocketing like they did in '22 and '23.
review comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
And @PT, the bar fine thing, I agree with you it's gotten outrageous. Of all the shit you have to pay for in la Zona, it's the bar fines that aggravate me the most. They only barely benefit the chica (10 fichas for a $110 bucket, so 500 pesos or roughly $27 bucks), but most of the value of the bar fine is captured by the club.
The history of bar fines and how they came to be at HK is rather sordid and sad. When I first started going in 2022, they were just getting started with them. Back then, bar fines were only $50 / chica / hour, and were not rigorously enforced. Now they're guaranteed.
What changed? It was a fucking serial killer. This fucking guy:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/epv54m/the-serial-killer-hiding-in-plain-sight
With this asesino on the prowl, HK management had to step up and keep better track of the girls. They had to put in place the management to track who was going up with whom, and for how long. And of fucking course, they didn't miss the opportunity to cash in on this new and necessary security infrastructure. Thus came the bar fines.
The suck if it is, there's no going back to the days where TLNs were abundantly available and cheap. The bar fines are here to stay, gah.
review comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
^ Lol, thank you @jmiddle. I'm sure I've made some grammar errors here, but I worked hard to edit these reviews and make them coherent. For whatever reason, there's always a hater or two in the review queue, I think some people just don't like reading the explicit reviews of la Zona Norte.
@OPIlini96, keep me posted on your plans to visit la Zona, would love to cross paths.
discussion comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
^ you’re not wrong, @Drew. This is definitely what rule by algorithms looks like
review comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
Indeed, and thanks for the comment OP.
I did just text with my wingman. He took glasses girl arriba at D&G for $120 plus a $30 room. Then the next morning she visited him at Rizo for $150. Clearly, there are much more reasonable prices to be had here.
I definitely next time I'm in the zona I will be much less infatuated with the idea of "TLN". It wasn't that bitter of a pill to swallow, in spite of all, I really did have a blast with this wild chica, one I'll remember until I'm on my deathbed.
discussion comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
And it probably didn't help that the only accounts I tried to follow were chicas
discussion comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
^ @BookGuy, I think the difference might be that even with your minimal footprint and the connection with your FB account (even though it's now off), Meta knows who you are.
In contrast, I'm using a VPN and a proton address so and it's algorithms can't pin my real identity, which is why I got flagged as "inauthentic".
discussion comment
5 months ago
Manuellabore
I just added some of my numbers up.
1. Two decades for me. Maybe 2.5 but it was a slow start. I definitely couldn't afford this shit in my twenties.
2. I've clubbed in 17 states, and 6 countries.
3. 26 is currently the number I am most concerned with. It's the total number of arribas I've done in Tijuana. And that number is too damn low.
discussion comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
@sweetjamesjones, thank you mate! This is exactly what I was looking for!
discussion comment
5 months ago
Jakson
> (not Tijuana)
Why though, you've just ruled out the best place for low cost dances.
Either way, I'd second the suggestions for Pompano or Atlanta. I'm not sure Detroit is your scene if it's just dances you're looking for. (IHMO actual dances in detroit clubs are subpar.)
discussion comment
5 months ago
Dolfan
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
Would anyone here care to summarize the main points here, for those of us not on Instagram?
discussion comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
I followed two chicas, and asked for access to follow one chica whose page was private. That's it.
I guess I'll try again with another proton address? I don't know if that's gonna do it though.
review comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
@FICAFICA
> However, the amount of money you spend on chicas, you can get the same exact action with the U.S elite escorts.
I've thought about this. I've done the escort thing but it just isn't my scene. I like to be able to look at the chica in person and have a drink or two before deciding to to go with her. I don't like the sketchy verification processes, and much prefer the current situation where all the chicas know me by the name Ron and that's it, ya know?
About prices. I did spend a metric ton of money this trip, lol. But I actually felt like I got the best prices this trip I've seen since my first visit in 2022. HH prices are still high (120-150), but chicas are way more willing to negotiate on longer term rates. Like this trip I paid $300, $350, and $400 for 2 hour arribas (plus, ugh, the bar fine). But prior trips I've paid those bar fines and also 2 hour rates of $480 or $500. So I did feel like prices are reaching a new equilibrium, or at least they aren't continuing to rise if that makes sense.
review comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
@MrEddyG & @OG12346
Adelitas was definitely still closed as of last week. I did ask a few people. Everyone's got their own theories. One chica was insistent they were shutdown for trafficking and would never re-open. A mesero told me he thought Hong Kong would be buying Adelitas.
None of this info is reliable, I'm just adding more grist for the rumor mill.
review comment
5 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
Thanks for the comments to all. I really appreciate hearing that people enjoyed reading.
@PT, I am still working my way through these last 3 reviews. The D&G one is especially tough to write. That girl, who was fucking crazy in every sense of the word, was simultaneously both the best and the worst arriba I've ever had. It will probably take me a little bit of time these next few days to make sure I hit the right notes, it's a complex song to sing.
@Electronman. Cash is a tough topic, because I still haven't found the right answer on this. I brought about $4500 across the border, packed deeply in the bowels of my luggage.
Was I concerned about security? Hell yes, I was especially concerned given I also brought a weed pen with me. Had I gotten caught with the weed by either Customs or the Police I encountered just across the border, I might have forfeited the cash. Once I got that cash to the hotel I felt it was safe. On a prior visit to TJ, Cascadas security did find my cash stash thoroughly searching my bag, and the dude just chuckled and said, "you're going to have a good time, Señor." The Dragon is watching everyone, and I don't think any hotel employee would be bold enough to steal from a guest. (Sketchy chicas on the other hand might... but that's what the safe in the room is for.)
If you do the math on my 4 days in TJ, $4500 definitely was not enough to cover the trip. To bolster my funds, I visited the ATM once or twice, and also by used the CC for a few transactions. The drawback of the ATM is they ding you a whopping 11-12% in transaction and exchange fees. For example, at the ATM in the Rizo lobby, getting $500 cost me $563. The drawback of using the CC is the potential for a fraud or a privacy breach.
Late in our trip @TJV had a really recommendation: go online and search for an affiliate of my bank in the area. He also recommended that using the app for my bank, I could increase my max daily withdrawal limit. I'm going to try that before my next visit. The ideal situation would be to bring less cash, and then find an ATM nearby that didn't gauge me with fees.