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2 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
it's good practice to hear 'your money' instead of 'you' from strippers.
'oh your money is so sweet'
'oh it's so good to see your money'
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2 years ago
just another known troll from r/failed_stripper who regularly bashes tuscl and sc guests, and should be mistreated/ignored accordingly.
it is good practice to respond to these cunts like unsolicited itc rob approaches. also like the clubs, disagreeing with them usually results in hissy fits/personal attacks.
fuck off reddit rags.
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2 years ago
"The idea to me is we mutually respect what we are each here for and we desire to both give each other a positive experience and leave having had a good time."
lol. total horseshit.
save your lines for the noobs and RILs.
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2 years ago
i've never hit a club with a vengeful agenda. that's counter-productive.
nothing wrong with vigilance though. the warning signs become second nature and i move on.
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2 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
i'll also be collecting SC rob links and experiences at a new caveat emptor subreddit as well.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Stripclub_FAQ/
(trolls welcome for the initial publicity and to practice my modding)
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2 years ago
"Part of me is afraid it won’t be as fun and will kill the fantasy or will make me not like them if I meet up with any dancer."
if you're good with how things are going, just enjoy her time itc.
if u do take the otc plunge there's lots of info to search for here.
my top two: never pay in advance, and that she knows i'm paying for jezebel the seductive stripper not jane with life problems.
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2 years ago
depends on her attitude/seduction.
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2 years ago
my usual progression
stage interest
pregame interview- fail/move on
pregame int- pass/lap dances
lap dances- fail/move on
lap dances- pass/vip
vip- fail/back to occasional lap dances and move on
vip- pass/2nd vip with top mileage request
2nd vip- fail/back to occasional lap dances and move on
2nd vip- pass/otc or back to occasional lap dances and move on
(by now we've gotten the best out of each other itc)
note: if there's penetration at any dance level i'll repeat there indefinitely without otc.
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2 years ago
tuscl: at least we're not whorephobic.
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2 years ago
i've adored beautiful seductive paid-to-obey SW women for 40 years.
no use for thieving/trolling cunts, though.
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2 years ago
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"where maybe, just maybe, I get a woody, and then having her disappear seconds after"
i don't head to the ld/vip area without wood. gotta fluff me to pull that trigger.
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2 years ago
fuck one.
the other can eat my ass.
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2 years ago
great post pothole.
new guests/members should know some of the ungrateful, scheming thieves they're dealing with before paying them *anything*, especially the known two-faced r/cunts here trolling then bashing tuscl.
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2 years ago
ashamed that this is one of my home clubs. but i know all these hot robs and that's what's up.
(manager got 40% of that).
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2 years ago
they must be certified, of course, by mud and at least one other 'member' to receive the icon 🍌
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2 years ago
you're right jimmy. no biggie. just enjoying the ac and a buzz on a sunday.
actual mileage formula:
https://www.county.org/TAC/media/TACMedia/County%20Magazine/large-math-formula.png
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2 years ago
probably better for club/dancer comparisons e.g.,
i can get DS:3 for $40 here or for $25 on the other side of town.
for $100 cadillick gave me 2 and purrius gave me 5.
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2 years ago
agreed 25. so it's either a contact scale or a mileage scale for any given amount of money.
what it's 'worth' varies by the individual.
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2 years ago
"(designed so the highest mileage is 6.9)"
unofficially the DS (dichter scale).
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2 years ago
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advocating theft to baby strippers
(rob comments from recent r/cunts thread)
"Try to get them to pay for like 3 or 4 songs up front. and then stop the dance 1 song early. 99% of the time they don’t notice...get the money up front, that way you can stop the dance midway and walk away...Always ask for tips! Only time I don’t ask for tips is if I’m already charging a 100% markup on my dance."
*check dance options/prices online or ask the admissions staff or bartender. then confirm with the stripper.
*never pay an unknown stripper in advance.
*walk away if asked for tips beforehand.
*count and confirm each song.
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2 years ago
not knocking the thread, but the premise of any stripper telling the truth is a long shot at best.
sounds like a good ploy to keep the guest thinking she's cool with fucking dudes from the club, though.
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2 years ago
was thinking about the topic and figured there was a thread.
nothing covers everything, but here's my take:
0) airdance/minimal contact
1) solid grind rear
2) solid grind both/full contact
3) plus outer junk manual
4) plus inner junk manual/HM
5) plus oral/VHM
6) plus penetration/UHM
tit sucking adds .4
dfk adds .5
(designed so the highest mileage is 6.9)
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2 years ago
"4) Asking for a tip is rude. If a tip is required, it's not a tip, it's a service fee."
agreed. i don't even tip CFs upfront.
if i'm asked it's a dealbreaker.
i'll risk missing out over being ROBbed. plenty more opportunities.
extras occasionally happen on the fly, and i have shown them the money so they can get a whiff of the green.
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2 years ago
very refreshing. thanks mate.
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2 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
with the steep increase of rob strippers and newer guests becoming more cucked/complacent, tuscl's presence is needed now more than ever.