How to spot a ROB part 2 via Reddit
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Adventures of Assjobman
Thursday, July 14, 2022 5:14 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/commen…
I don't expect that any of us customers here would ever go for this shit. But in case you are, recognize what's happening and cut ties with any dancer shitty enough to do these things.
It was refreshing however to see that most responses discouraged these types of actions and actually recommended doing the opposite for regular retention. And TUSCL even got a mention in the comments, although the dancer called us "misogynistic assholes". Can't we all just get along?
I don't expect that any of us customers here would ever go for this shit. But in case you are, recognize what's happening and cut ties with any dancer shitty enough to do these things.
It was refreshing however to see that most responses discouraged these types of actions and actually recommended doing the opposite for regular retention. And TUSCL even got a mention in the comments, although the dancer called us "misogynistic assholes". Can't we all just get along?
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new guests/members should know some of the ungrateful, scheming cunts they're dealing with before paying them *anything*.
that's the ho-crastination rob.
never pay an unknown stripper in advance.
pre-choreograph all LDs/VIPs.
they all agree. they're just pulling their punches. the real men shit show is at their private r/cunt-cave.
Most of the other things are just going to kill any chance she had at getting a tip on top of what we agreed upon and zero out her chances of me spending another nickel on her. A few of them are kinda harmless though, like taking off her shoes or even checking herself out in the mirror, unless of course it's done in a way that makes it obvious she's just wasting time.
this is the same diversionary bullshit the bottom feeders use- right before they steal and max-out your credit cards (and laugh as they're doing it).
don't fall for it.
She's the kind of shit dancer that we never want to experience.
this same bitch was part of the deleted rob thread. don't let them play you anymore here than at the clubs.
still a long way to go.
*never bring anything you can't afford to lose into a stripclub.
strippers are thieves, some known to drug guests and steal/max-out their credit cards.
*never pay an unknown stripper in advance.
once paid, they have no motivation to satisfy guests. start with single dances, but imply there will be more if satisfied.
*pre-choreograph and confirm specific mileage before all dances/VIPs
*always count and confirm each lap dance song. bring phone or set watch to track time in VIPs.
*guests are never obligated to tip.
avoid any stripper that asks for a tip. say 'no thank you' and contact the staff if further harrassed.
better-managed clubs fine/send mouthy strippers home for disrespectful behavior.
"She talking bout child support
She gon' need life support"
https://genius.com/Lil-b-stealing-from-s…
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showth…
Once a dancer in a club is a ROB with me I let it be known. I talk to guys in clubs too for fun and encounter newbies who ask me questions. I always point out the ROBs. But if a guy makes comments I think are really threatening toward dancers I will let my favorites I talk to know as well.
There have to be rules for us to thrive, have fun, get laid, etc. If I can help reinforce those rules I will. And I hate those that rip off others. HATE!
i just appreciate the thread bump. lulz.
dg (patron saint of baby-pls)
*how much contact is she giving you on the floor
*how much of the pre-agreed contact is she giving you with single dances
*how much are you willing to gamble on the possibility of an air dance without regretting it
never pay an unknown stripper in advance.
start with single dances to test mileage.
pre-choreograph all ld/vips.
[reprinted from Tuscl review submission]
"Stay The Fuck Away
Paid for 1 hour $300. Dancer promised all sorts of stuff in VIP. She danced 10 mini then said she didn’t want to dance anymore. Manager said she was an independent contractor and he couldn’t do anything about it. Would not refund my money even though danvcer ended dance after 10 minutes."
ashamed that this is one of my home clubs. but i know all these hot robs and that's what's up.
https://m.facebook.com/complex/photos/a.…
https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=57306
i'll cut n paste them from now on.
good practice not falling for it here anymore than at a club.
took petite but busty dubbledeez back for her ld auditions. she grinded herself on me to a shuddering orgasm then said 'fuck it', and put my cock inside her. i jabbed/punched her uterus for about 30 seconds before she tapped-out and raw grinded me to the end of the next song.
50 bucks well-spent (and she passed her audition).
oh yeah, the rob.
after our pre-game mutual seduction she went on stage and i grabbed a smoke. she'd been eyeing a $2 taco bell burrito at my table i hadn't had time to eat yet and swiped it while i was outside. she confessed and i said she could make it up to me.
she did, and then some.
am i not merciful?
Am I Not Merciful??
(rob comments from recent r/cunts thread)
"Try to get them to pay for like 3 or 4 songs up front. and then stop the dance 1 song early. 99% of the time they don’t notice...get the money up front, that way you can stop the dance midway and walk away...Always ask for tips! Only time I don’t ask for tips is if I’m already charging a 100% markup on my dance."
*check dance options/prices online or ask the admissions staff or bartender. then confirm with the stripper.
*never pay an unknown stripper in advance.
*walk away if asked for tips beforehand.
*count and confirm each song.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Stripclub_FAQ/
(trolls welcome for the initial publicity and to practice my modding)
But my guard and bullshit meter is pretty good already. But no more Mr Nice guy.
'oh your money is so sweet'
'oh it's so good to see your money'
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=1655…