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2 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
back in the day founder and me hit some clubs together. he flicked lit cigarettes at strippers and pissed in the dressing room.
we got kicked out but he's been my hero ever since.
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2 years ago
another mouthy cunt thinking she can barge in here disrespecting tuscl and sc patrons.
take ur cramps and shitty attitude and go cry in the shower bitch.
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2 years ago
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the rob i let slide
took petite but busty dubbledeez back for her ld auditions. she grinded herself on me to a shuddering orgasm then said 'fuck it', and put my cock inside her. i jabbed/punched her uterus for about 30 seconds before she tapped-out and raw grinded me to the end of the next song.
50 bucks well-spent (and she passed her audition).
oh yeah, the rob.
after our pre-game mutual seduction she went on stage and i grabbed a smoke. she'd been eyeing a $2 taco bell burrito at my table i hadn't had time to eat yet and swiped it while i was outside. she confessed and i said she could make it up to me.
she did, and then some.
am i not merciful?
Am I Not Merciful??
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2 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
agreed. cool thing about clubbing, we can dump them and buy them back at will. guests worried about hurting their 'feelings' are too emotionally invested.
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2 years ago
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lol. thanks for the thread bumps bruh. you're doin great.
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2 years ago
from the mannequins don't count bro (but they are hotter than most dancers).
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2 years ago
there used to be more around here when there were more clubs.
now there's more travelling salespeople that set-up shop in a corner of a club on certain nights.
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2 years ago
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i do like icee and the other trolls here though. they're good for bumping rob threads.
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2 years ago
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several mole-cunts here trolling for likes/compliments, then running back to bash tuscl and sc guests.
good practice not falling for it here anymore than at a club.
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2 years ago
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tib, they move all rob threads and tuscl/SC guest bashing to their private cunt-cave once they see us warning guests here.
i'll cut n paste them from now on.
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2 years ago
thanks for the heads-up 25.
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2 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
it was the right move. better late than never.
unless they're new, it's established that i only hit the stage for hotties i want to chill with.
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2 years ago
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great rob article from muddy
https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=57306
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2 years ago
bumped for a review adj question.
what's the minimum u look for within the guidelines?
i'd like to be taken thru the visit.
club size/parking layout.
safe/sketchy neighborhood.
entry procedure/patdown/id scan.
parking/admission/drink options/prices. smoking/vaping.
int. club layout/stages/atmosphere.
music genre/volume/dj.
staff/security/crowd size.
number/type/attitude of dancers.
dance options/prices/mileage.
summary.
too much to ask?
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2 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
i use a 'don't ask don't tell' policy. she mentions hubbys/bfs after a warning and it's a dealbreaker.
i ain't paying to listen to that shit.
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2 years ago
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the only reasonable charge is the $3 pussy.
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2 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
wish i could help rick. never dug that far and only really care about their paid-to-behave club persona itc and otc.
and shame on shadow for linking clips from that vulgar disgusting poor excuse of a movie.
(i've watched it 50 times.)
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2 years ago
before the thread accidentally veers back on-topic sinclair has a fun country song link on profile:
dicked down in dallas
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cfrFY-uaupY&feature=youtu.be
now back to jealous lions eating dancers.
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2 years ago
i'm a quarter cherokee, and it's fairly dominant, so dancers always think i'll snatch the money back.
haven't yet.
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2 years ago
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always double:check ur tab:
https://m.facebook.com/complex/photos/a.10150235096159367/10152250138639367/?type=3
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2 years ago
if she can hold a bedroom-eyes/sex mouth expression, just the anticipation of having her lips teasing me a few inches away can be pretty intense.
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2 years ago
dolor is spanish for pain, so may be intentional/freudian.
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2 years ago
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Daisy Dooks (Davenport, IA)
[reprinted from Tuscl review submission]
"Stay The Fuck Away
Paid for 1 hour $300. Dancer promised all sorts of stuff in VIP. She danced 10 mini then said she didn’t want to dance anymore. Manager said she was an independent contractor and he couldn’t do anything about it. Would not refund my money even though danvcer ended dance after 10 minutes."
ashamed that this is one of my home clubs. but i know all these hot robs and that's what's up.
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2 years ago
miss diaz also holds the record for most prostate exams per month.
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2 years ago
i just as easily fall in lust at first sight with black strippers (like bhottie), but approaching every shift with that huge chip on ur shoulder can also be a self-fulfilling prophecy, and guests pick up on that attitude.