Comments by psycho_trick (page 26)

re: Stay tuned for the equally obvious results of the upcoming Cameltoe study. Split results. Equally split results. Edit button pleeze ffs.

Stay tuned for the equally obvious results of the upcoming Cameltoe study. Koko the gorilla and 'Nipplegate': https://atkinsbookshelf.wordpress.com/tag/what-is-nipplegate/

At the current rate of de-evolution it won't be long til we're bonking r/strippers on the head with clubs and dragging them back to our tents.

Great minds. Cocoa butter lotion on my neck/traps. I get compliments, and occasionally told how nauseated dancers get smelling overpowering men's cologne all night. Kramer's Beach Cologne https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb0W0lHCVQA

Agreed that most just appreciate the gesture, and are looking for dances more than dollars. For etiquette's sake I ante-up just to sit at the stage (like sitting down for a hand of poker). I keep five more ones in sight between my fingers until the full pussy makes its appearance. WKFs don't count. I'm at the club for one-on-one time/dances. Other dancers usually won't shark you from the stage, so I'm usually only there long enough to meet/greet her, state my intentions, and invite her to visit me off-stage. Nine of ten times those MIR are pimps/shills using the dancer's own ones to coerce others to overtip. It's a weak ROB tactic. Don't fall for it, or leave the stage. Unless the stage is packed, observe the 2-seats-between-minimum rule. Don't bottom-feed off another PL's interaction with the dancer.

I might buy the masterpiece Best Of My Ex: OTC Edition if my encounter was also featured. Great souvenir. Gotta be mongers besides me that ask about recording it beforehand. I still have GF/OTC vids from the 80s on VHS.

Nice must be pretty annoying ITC. She following me obssesively close here. I love it.

On the other hand, I'm not the first to repost from there, they talk about tuscl there, and I'd rather post to an unmoderated forum. So anyone don't like it, bite me. (Lol. And I promise not to accuse anyone of rape/abuse/assault.) Actually I shouldn't have starting going there. For a split second during last night's VIP I imagined her thinking 'god i hate u, god i fuckin hate u' and chuckled. Whether she was thinking that or not, she paused mid-grind and said 'whats funny?'. I just smiled and said 'nothing baby, you're perfect'. keep going'.

The dancers go by club prices in my area. Asking for more than that would be an instant dealbreaker regardless of my verbal interest. So at the stage I definitely let them know they're killing me, and to stop by when they're free to see if we have any chemistry. During PD/VIPs the only audio is real/simulated orgasms and sexual whispering in each other's ear.

I wasn't aware. Thank you.

Nice, you gotta admit that stuff's crazy extreme and toxic. Accidentally brushing a SC nipple is rape/abuse? Mods are men-hating strippers there. Few tusclers would last one post, and I'd like the vets' uncensored opinions here. I adore hot strippers. They're my angels. The stuff over there is just humorously bizarre. But point taken : )

The only girls I say/text 'luv u' to know me well enough to know I'm just being playful and affectionate.

I don't hit the clubs if I'm in a bad mood.

She sounds cool enough to ask. I offer commision to some dancers and staff to be my scouts.

re: sprinkling in new meat CFs still take priority until they're on stage or in the loitering (dressing) room. But even then, especially with brand new meat, I might just stage tip them and show interest. Let them get used to the club and get a few dances with other PLs under their g-string. At least let them come to me first. Like not scaring a little bunny away with any loud, wild movements.

re: raising the stakes/bargaining position CFs transferring-in take a backseat to the home CF. Unless the TCF agrees to withheld higher mileage from their previous club. The HCF might then ask why. It's because TCF does [HCF's withheld mileage]. Will you? Pretty sick, huh? But to date it's worked about half the time.

Yay. Sunday. The weekend rants are pouring in. https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/#sort=new

If they'll date/OTC me, they definitely have lower standards. God bless 'em.

For me it seems to be the same as DFKing her pussy lips. If it looks clean, smalls clean, and tastes clean... To their credit, most dancers- as with the rest of their bodies- take meticulous care of their mouth and teeth.

Or even right after blowing *me*. What is the waiting period? 5-hour rule?

I'm helplessly superficial. Some girls are so attractive that they could be cursing me red-faced furious and not put a dent in my concentration on how irresistible they are. Might even increase it. The part of my brain that knows she's just well-formed molecules is being held hostage somewhere.

Maybe if we baited our tongues with white frosting or Cool Whip.

"we call that a stripper fucker" Duh. How clever. "there’s nothing more to the relationship other than you’re a stripper he wants to fuck (abuse)" Lmao.

I'm good with that. Here's the money. Now fuck me like u hate me: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xebo3jUe5ec

Back Dorothy One who likes it in the butt; despite presence of woman's name can refer to both males and females who are favorable of anal penetration during intercourse. Bro: Mang, I fucked Stacy's pussy so hard last night but still couldn't make her come. Bruh: Shit dawg, you ain't know? Only thing make Stacy squirt is slammin' her right in the bootyhole! Brah: Yup, total Back Dorothy.