One girl always talked about stuff like this, wearing t-shirts and commenting on how cold it was. Its the way to make the bikini bar venue pretty good.
An actual study mentioned on the current home page of improbable.com
Does the Sex of a Simulated Patient Affect CPR?
While males and females are equally at risk of sudden cardiac arrest (SCA), females are less likely to be resuscitated. Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR) may be inhibited by socio-cultural norms about exposing female victims’ chests. Empirically confirming this hypothesis is limited by lack of patient simulators modeling realistic female physiques….
Results— Rescuers removed significantly more clothing from the male than the female, with men removing less clothing from the female. More rescuers’ initial hand placements for CPR were centered between the female’s breasts compared to the male, on which placement was distributed across the chest towards the nipples.
Can you imagine the waiting list to become part of this class? Those independent researchers were likely horny college dudes - named Chad and Randy - getting jizz on their laptops as they decided on the photos to use!
I’m pretty sure men act differently around men who have erections too! They likely avoid dropping the soap.
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This been especially noticed at some of our bikini bars, where they can't take their tops off, but the erect nipples are clearly visible.
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Duh!
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They are real nice when they are letting you perceive their erect nipples.
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I wonder how many millions of dollars in federal grant money was used to figure this out.
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One girl always talked about stuff like this, wearing t-shirts and commenting on how cold it was. Its the way to make the bikini bar venue pretty good.
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Then let's do another study. Do women act differently around men with erect penises ?
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We should have more wet t-shirt venues!
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I am a registered member of the Guild of Independent Teat Examiners and Raters of Degree of Nipple Erection (GIT ER DONE)
Tools of the trade: amazon.com
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Science at its best! (Not)
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^ I will think about goldmonger's link.
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WOW!
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Many Zoomers aren’t into wearing bras so I see a lot of erect nipples these days. So hard not to stare…
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do these women act differently while fully aware of their perked up pair?
also are these women aroused are just merely freezing their asses off?
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So... the study found that guys in college like to stare at tits? SHOCKING!
How much money did they spend to find out what could have been observed in a college-town bar for the cost of a beer?
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Perhaps a nominee for the Ignobel Prize in Biology
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An actual study mentioned on the current home page of improbable.com
Does the Sex of a Simulated Patient Affect CPR?
While males and females are equally at risk of sudden cardiac arrest (SCA), females are less likely to be resuscitated. Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR) may be inhibited by socio-cultural norms about exposing female victims’ chests. Empirically confirming this hypothesis is limited by lack of patient simulators modeling realistic female physiques….
Results— Rescuers removed significantly more clothing from the male than the female, with men removing less clothing from the female. More rescuers’ initial hand placements for CPR were centered between the female’s breasts compared to the male, on which placement was distributed across the chest towards the nipples.
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Stay tuned for the equally obvious results of the upcoming Cameltoe study.
Koko the gorilla and 'Nipplegate':
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Speaking for myself, somehow my eyelids lose the ability to blink... results in wicked dry eye.
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Can you imagine the waiting list to become part of this class? Those independent researchers were likely horny college dudes - named Chad and Randy - getting jizz on their laptops as they decided on the photos to use!
I’m pretty sure men act differently around men who have erections too! They likely avoid dropping the soap.
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re: Stay tuned for the equally obvious results of the upcoming Cameltoe study.
Split results. Equally split results.
Edit button pleeze ffs.
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