Fight Mexico Promoters Bullshit Since 2010

tbot1102
California
I was inspired by Desertscrub's indefatigable mission to fight the bullshit broadcast regarding the earthly pleasures enjoyed at the HK club. This discussion will allow Desertscrub free rein to enlighten all red-blooded manly men abouto where they can enjoy the following sensual pleasures without fear of Law enforcement or judgement by a primitive society -

1. Mingle with beautiful young ladies while enjoying alcohol and letting your hands/eyes roam freely.
2. See ladies in a complete state of undress and enjoy some cool delights like a foam show where you can put your fingers inside their pussies and use dildos on them
3. Have a conversation or better yet, kiss and cuddle
4. If things go well, you go to a room and enjoy a tryst that has no boundaries/rules.


Of course, the establishment should be on the mainland US or a nearby continent where you can reach without boarding an aircraft.

I am sure Deserscrub will provide complete details on how best to achieve these goals, and this will start the decline of that mythical place called Hongkong that has fooled/bamboozled many an adventurous monger into an alternate universe where they come away imagining they have experienced heaven (i.e all the above mentioned experiences), when in fact, they have not experienced any such pleasures. What idiots! Be ready to be taken on a real adventure by Deserscrub. Take it away Desertscrub.

18 comments

  • JAprufrock
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    3 years ago
    @tbot1102, I just arrived in San Diego and will be crossing over to TJ and heading to Hong Kong tonight, my fifth trip in five years here, first since the pandemic.
    I've never experienced or witnessed any of the things here that you mentioned. It's mostly a place where guys gather to drink 22 oz. beers, eat Buffalo wings and watch sports. In fact, I've noticed very few women here in all my trips to this place. Anybody who says otherwise must be spreading false rumors.
  • tbot1102
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    3 years ago
    Aah desertscrub, you disappoint us. I completely agree with you about the scam that is HK. Please guide us towards the promised land.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    3 years ago
    So are you being sarcastic?

    What you're describing sounds like you can get the Porn Star Experience. Rare sex workers can give you the Nice Girlfriend Who Also Happens To Be A Porn Star Experience. But generally they can only give one or the other, GFE or PSE (or just basic half-and-half). Some people in this forum have gotten GFE. But seems like GFE sex workers tend to shy away from situations where most customers are going to be expecting PSE or low-cost HNH. I'd like to try TJ, but it seems like perhaps going for GFE would be a unicorn search.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    3 years ago
    If this is really HK, do seem to be a good number of dancers: https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?vi…

    But maybe it's become a scam post-COVID.
  • TFP
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    3 years ago
    @tbot1102 Desertscrub only calls scam on legit reviews. So when JAprufrock writes his reviews of Hong Kong, make sure you post there and ask Desertscrub your question. Most likely he will still call the review a scam without answering any of your questions.
  • devl_dawgg
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    3 years ago
    How about we get the Founder to do us all a favor and give Desertscrub the boot!
  • PutaTester
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    3 years ago
    devl_dawgg...I'll sign the petition. There was a time when DS added some value, but those days are long gone; since he has been off his meds he is just a waste of magnetic ink. "Talk about things you don't know about," Steve Martin
  • twentyfive
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    3 years ago
    ^^ I don't think you have the right target, Scrubby provides some comic relief, the persons who violate founders rules get kicked off and then get allowed back and there are two that I can think of and SJG isn't one of them either.
  • PutaTester
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    3 years ago
    twentyfive...there was a time when DS provided the comic relief and some comments were relevant. However, he has taken to cut-and-paste negative, unrelated comments regarding TJ, a place where he has never set foot, across every topic in this forum and many reviews. The lack of creativity and relevance gets tedious. His handle should be "Look At Me, Look At Me, I am Desperate for Attention."
  • twentyfive
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    3 years ago
    ^ I don't disagree with you but how about 2Icee or CJkunt those two just annoy the fuck out of everyone, Kunt because he's a stupid fuck always hiding behing someone else's statement, and Icee because he goes out of his way to be a scumbag and is an offensive shit bird who'd get his ass kicked anyplace in America he actually showed up. Scrubby just isn't in that same pile of shit.
  • TFP
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    3 years ago
    Sorry 25, but I disagree. All Desertscrub does now is post negative and paranoid bullshit. He's not funny at all. Let's see.....

    -He talks shit about dancers photos if they're not a perfect 10.
    -He constantly calls legit reviews club ads.
    -If someone has any question about TJ he's quick to pop off talking shit about the poster or TJ.

    It's like he wants to be Txtittyfag and he's succeeding at it, minus spelling all his words like a five year old. Mike Tyson sums up how I feel about him in this video. Starting at 1:40. https://youtu.be/OOhdx1TLutw
  • twentyfive
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    3 years ago
    It’s ok we don’t have to agree I still think HOA good guy
  • twentyfive
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    3 years ago
    ^ ‘You’re ‘ don’t understand how that got changed I didn’t type HOA
  • TheeOSU
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    3 years ago
    Is HOA sort of like the hall of fame except hall of ass?
  • booji boy
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    3 years ago
    The 'Club Ad of the Day' posts were cute the first few hundred times, and sometimes I agreed with them. Lately, though, he's been more like Abe Simpson and spends his time shouting at clouds. I don't think that Founder should retire him; seems more like he's going to drop out on his own to spend more time with his drool cup in the corner. His profile says he joined in 2004 and while some people claim Covid isn't real, no one says that about senile dementia.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    3 years ago
    desertscrub's going to war with clubs and places he's never been is, at best, tedious.
  • OrangeClown
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    3 years ago
    Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my amigo @desertclit. His propensity for attention-seeking began in junior high, when his mom stopped breast-feeding him.
  • 623
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    3 years ago
    I hate to be piling on (not really) DS is the epitome of sad, thinking his posts are relevant and making a difference is adorable, not. Retard.
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