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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
"Desertscrub… have you been in communication with HK about these negative rules?"
No, but he has been communicating with Pedro and Miguel to try to determine which one is his real dad.
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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Anyone know the purpose of this post? Other than a veiled attempt by the OP to show contrition for sniffing his sister's panties while in the eighth grade.
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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Can someone translate this crap into English? Only thing I got out of it was this guy believes it's safer to fuck his dog in the ass than bar girls in TJ.
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2 years ago
@BirdDropping, how many rich douches are there in Mexico that are looking to shack up with a sex worker? If you're a rich douche, you're only looking to hit it and quit it. Guessing women like this are more likely to shack up with some pot-smoking, video-game playing, unemployed loser, like strippers in the U.S. do.
Also, these ladies make good coin, especially in comparison to typical wages in Mexico.
One more thing, don't knock dildo-poking. That's how @desertscrub prepares his asshole for his boyfriend.
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2 years ago
@skibum and @desert, great to see you back and posting important info. Much appreciated. Now go back to 69ing each other while draped in a flag in front of a TV turned on to Faux News while blaring Kid Cock's noise on your radio and dreaming of a threesome with Putin.
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2 years ago
^^Speaking of smelly cooches, gentlemen, you'll have to excuse our resident alter-boy wannabe @desertassspreader. He's just nervous about all the questions the vet was asking him about the condition of his pet goat's asshole.
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2 years ago
The gayest post ever on TUSCL, and figures it was slapped together by the gayest fucking homo to ever pollute this board. Get your little dick out of your dog's ass, homo.
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2 years ago
@desertscum, your dad was one of a kind.
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2 years ago
Good point, @desertdicklicker. Your experiences of being railed in the asshole during summers at grandpappy's farm qualify you as an authority. Luckily PETA didn't catch wind of the emotional and physical scars the sheep there endured due to your escapades.
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2 years ago
It's both sides for sure. It's the only fucking thing they agree on -- make it as hard as possible for the average Joe to get laid. Thank heaven we're flanked by Mexico and Canada.
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2 years ago
@MWhhitaker, don't mind my bitch, @Desertdick. He's been labeling things as "fake" ever since his mom's tits felt a little bigger than normal to him after she returned from her weekend trip to Tijuana.
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2 years ago
@Deejaxx12, the story about @deserttwat and @misterorangedicklicker coming out of the closet also isn't far-fetched. They have the bleeding rectums to prove it.
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2 years ago
@Leonard313, don't mind my bitch, @destertquim. He's quoting prices on how much it costs him to cornhole chickens and livestock in Arizona.
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2 years ago
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CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
@besmitty, I'll hit you up with a DM if I'm there on those dates, but I'm guessing my trip won't be until mid- or late August.
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2 years ago
Any know why the mods removed @Desertcunt's article "How barnyard animals helped me build confidence"
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2 years ago
"Outdoor action, I love it!" -- san_jose_guy
So does my homie, @DesertTurdBlmossom. He's gotten plenty of it at his uncle's farm over the years, from making pigs squeal in delight to didling the hens to proving Uncle Larry wrong when he said it's impossible to deep throat a horse.
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2 years ago
^^That was really disrespectful. What did I ever say to you to warrant such a vicious attack?
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2 years ago
^^@desertscrub, props to you for doing this in the club and no longer doing it near the primate exhibit at the city zoo. The chimps can finally get a good night's sleep.
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2 years ago
@san_jose_guy, that is sage advice. @misterorange would like to know if sheep are welcome in the back room.
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2 years ago
@san_jose_guy, we have gotten it back that way. At least some have, such as @desertbender and @misterorangegayguy. As you've noticed, they've used this thread to come out of the closet, with desertbender expressing her affinity for micro-cocks and orangeanalguy admitting to being a transsexual who enjoys performing fellatio.
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2 years ago
@San_Jose_Guy, there will be a plethora of public sex in the organization I am building. We are in the process of booking ballrooms, cathedrals and churches, where we will employs the services of working ladies to engage in orgies, gangbangs and bukkake. The best thing about it is the ladies will also be available for the front room makeout session, for gentlemen like @desertcrub, who never let a little thing like a mouth full of semen deter them from DFK
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2 years ago
@Leonard313, let's see if we've got this straight: There's a god that "frowns upon" men paying to watch naked women dance? How does this god feel about fat orange pieces of shit that have raped at least 24 women, brag about wanting to grab others by the pussy and lust after their daughter?