Comments by HunterBiden (page 2)

You might think that dating my deceased brothers wife was wrong? But, you don't know my pain, and my need for coke money. Fucking Ukrainian whores in strip clubs in Kiev - is my favorite hobby. Snorting lines of coke off tits and ass - and clits - is a necessary release from the stress of being a candidates son!

Look here - fake troll account! I bareback only the top Ukrainian whores. I don't do the nasty with cheap Baltimore Skanks. I'm a board member of several international corporations, and I don't appreciate your tone! I've been caught in a few legal issues lately, which are entirely fictitious charges. I recommend you cease and desist your slanderous posts!

My fellow strip club brethren, I have searched extensively for a site where I would be accepted. Upon my discovery of this site, I felt fully at home. If anything, I would expect you to understand, and possibly admire, my actions as a fellow monger. Yes, I banged strippers, whores, and my brother’s widow. But, I’ve never gone as low as SCPandit. I’ve never tried to pawn off fucking a blow up doll as real sex. I’m not drunk on stripper shit or AMP attention. I’m just another whore addicted and drug addicted mess!

I am a highly educated and experienced lawyer, and I've held board member positions on several international corporations. No. I sold access to my father who was VP.

Mr Trump gets some of the top Russian whores. Mr Putin sees to his full satisfaction. He thinks Ukrainian whores are ugly and second rate. I speak for the entire Biden family in saying we hope this ends quickly. The Ukrainian corporation - the Epstein mess - and she who will remain nameless - are making our party look a little corrupt...

I strongly recommend letting the impeachment push end. The more DJT gets pushed towards impeachment - the worse life gets for me. I tried to get clean, avoid drugs, booze and whores, and I was doing well - then this inquiry made my life a mess!

If you want to know where this Eggo girl dances, hit me up soon! I have connections, but my cash flow is running low. She sounds clean. But we all know how quickly legs spread when a dancer powders her nose...

My father has been a US Senator for a very long time. When you are young, and don’t want to waste time with civilian girls, strip club extras and Baltimore whores offer a great chance to relax and bang a few loads out. I’ve explored whores in many parts of the world. I’m no fan of Chinese whores, as they tend to be skinny and flat assed, and their services are highly mechanical. I enjoy Ukrainian whores due to their aesthetic beauty and willingness to do most anything for American money. These girls are as good as Russian whores, but they are much cheaper! I’ve sampled Dark Chocolate and I love me some big milky brown titties! Those colored girls can make an ass clap like it’s an Olympic event! But, my favorite is the Brazilians. Those whores are top notch. They don’t care where they are - they will suck your dick like it’s a tasty Chorizo! They get the Biden stamp of approval!

I might be a drug addict, alcoholic, womanizer, cheater, and a whore monger - but watching these discussions all centered on some Guy from San Jose is more painful than dropping the soap in a prison shower! I’ve got a stable of beautiful and filthy Ukrainian whores. These girls will fuck anything - and I’m sure a few have fucked goats. I’m not bragging, since I know my gravy train is going to end soon. But, if it will stop the discussions, I will provide San Jose with three of my naughtiest Ukrainian whores for free, just to shut him up! I can be contacted through my Burisma Holdings email account, or via DM on this site.

Finally a discussion worthy of my intellect. This organization seems to have potential. Would nose powder or Ukrainian hryvnia be acceptable donations? I have a few Ukrainian whores living in my pool house, and they are available too. But, I won't be providing whores to mental patients.

As I expected, you are quite a smooth talker Mr Apoopdeep. I have attempted to offer the Amazing Miss NiceSpice (who is an actual unicorn!) a very nice offer, but she has refused my attempts to engage her hot ass. I am unable to make such sweet ($$$$) offers currently, due to my decreased board memberships (and lost retainers). I hope you will report back on the gang bang action. I am feeling a bit low due to the probing of my business dealings. I would enjoy a good filthy story of a hot unicorn, a few naughty Indian associates, and a few goats. All the best, my fine colleague!

I respect everyone's opinion. This whole impeachment thing is a bad idea. This will simply cause the republicans to look more into democrats business dealings everywhere. The less sniffing around the business dealings of politicians (and their families) - the better. Nobody cares that a former VP's son snorts coke off the tits of Ukrainian whores - but when a guy with no experience gets a $600,000 retainer - suddenly theres an investigation! We looked the other way when Mr Trump urinated on several of Mr Putin's best Russian whores, so I understand the use of discretion...

I understand you have an interest in a low priced gang bang. Obviously, you are a cultured man, as you enjoy the fine sport of cricket. I have been looking for bargain priced whores recently as well. My business interests have been scaled back, and my monthly retainers are no longer as lucrative. Depending on your location, there are several options. You may find Ukrainian whores to be quite beautiful - many are slender and blonde. If you are looking for low cost and are not concerned with looks - Chinese whores may be the ticket. Feel free to reply with your preference. I can make the necessary arrangements. The Ukrainian whores can be delivered in about two weeks - the Chinese whores take longer (depending on shipping routes and weather).

This is a bizarre twist on a discussion of one of the sexiest political candidates we've had in a long time. With this level of distraction from a true hottie, I may need to go back to muting my TV and watching Ainsley Earhart in her spandex dresses...

This is one of the problems in this great country - as there is a difference between whores and strippers. There are whores who can dance - and whores who can't dance - in the Ukraine. I refuse to call a whore an escort. I had one of those old Ford's - and it got lower mileage than SJG at a strip club!

What do they call a stripper who doesn't strip in the Ukraine? Goat food...

I'm a gentleman - and I don't normally discuss ladies who I've met personally - but to answer your inquiries - Ivanka - a total fox - but stuck up like a true bitch. She thinks her shit don't stink - and I recommend asking Mike Pence to confirm. Melania - gorgeous and statuesque. Her beauty is striking - and her accent is like nails on a chalkboard. I'm sure she fucked a few goats before emigrating from Borat-a-stan. Tiffany - kooky and wild as fuck! Her legs spread like a Russian in need of potato soup. She's held several creamy pizzas - if you know what I mean... Stormy - her pussy is so used she wouldn't feel Michelle Obamas blackzilla cock in her. I've not seen a more used whore since I spent a weekend at Charlie Sheen's place in Cali. To get the good stuff, you must find them in Kiev. The new fluff girls, just in from the goat farms, are quite stunning.

Just got back to my hotel after chasing some NYC Russian poon. I'm almost 50, and yet a few lines, and I can ride those Russians all night long! A mix of vitamin V and some powder - and I'm Iron Man! Those west side clubs are nice, but the girls are looking for big wall street money. Since I've retired from Burisma Holdings board of directors, I've been light on cash. Sadly, my Ukranian Express card isn't accepted outside of eastern bloc countries! I wanted to pound a few burbons and then bag a few wild fillies. But it became an inquiry. All the questions about my cash flow - if my daddy is getting investigated - if he's going to stay in the Democratic nomination circus... WTF? I finally found two Baltic beauties in Larry Flint's Hustler club. They forced me to go to the rooftop cigar lounge to fire up my crack pipe! The girls seemed decent. I smelt their cooches before barebacking them - and we got busy. I needed to release my semen (you know I was in the Navy) - as its been a stressful week of questions - and the debate didn't help.

The truth is obvious - us Democrats - those Republicans - and my great new friends here - we all enjoy banging one out inside of a filthy whore. Whores transcend everything - they unite us all (no homo). They provide an outlet for stress after a long day in the board room of a Ukrainian energy holding company.

I assure you I am not a troll. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I must procure pussy at significantly lower prices. This is an unfortunate situation, and I dislike being the victim.

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. It surprises me each day to awake and see him as our president. It is a sad time in the history of this great republic when a man of his ilk is our president. I can see you are educated and refined. Two qualities that are elusive to our current chief executive.