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5 years ago
RandomMember, you have read my Wikipedia biography. Sadly, you omitted my Georgetown and Yale degrees, and my experience as part of MBNA in a fast track executive management program.
I am not concerned about those omissions. It’s time to put politics aside, and focus on finding whores. Specifically Eastern European ones who can be had for very reasonable pricing. I have a secret service detail, who are excellent in cleaning up the evidence of my outings in Ukrainian brothels.
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5 years ago
I'm attempting to keep a low profile. There are certain arrangements that I made (with the consent of my father), that have been subjected to intense scrutiny recently.
I am not a pig akin to Matt Lauer or Harvey Weinstein. I am a gentleman and a board member. I don't grab women by the pussy (although I have different rules for grabbing whores).
I tried to get a piece of that Amy Roebuck this morning - and she turned me down! I had my hookah setup, some blow, a few glasses of the finest vodka, and some Barry White playing on my sound bar. She must be one of those skinny dykes - like that Portia DeRossi!
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5 years ago
I'm entirely unaware of any laundered funds! In the Biden family, we achieve the American dream through hard work (and strong business partnerships).
I formerly believed there was no price to be placed on top shelf pussy - and powdery substances. Obviously that was during more prosperous times, when a true gentleman president was running the country. Sadly, I must lower my standards, and try to satisfy my carnal desires with ladies who might be considered skanks.
I've heard that there are many Russians working in strip clubs, but they have a reputation for more talk than action. I met a few recently and they wanted me to come to Brighton Beach for a party. Sadly, my secret service detail would not allow me to engage their services.
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5 years ago
Eastern European poon is some of the worlds finest. I've been told to stay away from business dealings in eastern Europe, but that won't stop me from enjoying the fine pussy from that wonderful region.
You obviously have good taste in women.