Reviews by Sgrayeff

What I'm about to say might be considered heresy to certain Playhouse regulars. You ready? I like it better at night. Yes, I said it. And yes, I know. I know that younger, hotter girls are…

On my scale, where the girls are under 30 and under 125 pounds, this night at Delilah's was below average. This Tuesday night, I was out of luck. The dancers weren't unattractive. They just were older…

I think I set the Playhouse record. Not for a handjob from the oldest Brazilian. Not for lasting four songs with Cayenne. Not for exaggerations on Devon's looks or Nicole's skill. Nope. The record I set…

Not too long ago I had a choice of nearby places where more than a few girls were willing to fuck at bargain prices on a Sunday afternoon. Those clubs are gone. Or new owners…

So ... The former Sugar N Spice has reopened as The Border Gentlemen's Club. There's new surfaces on the bar and the floor. Big new TVs have been installed. There's a wall of games. New…

My OGD frustration brought me down the road to Lusty for the first time. Last time too. It was maybe 7pm on a weeknight, and the place seemed too roomy. It's not huge. There's just way…

I think I've driven out of my way to Akron for the last time. Based on reviews on this board, I detoured to Akron a couple of years ago and was wowed in my virgin…

That I would return to the Raven knowing what I know says more about me than about the bar. Me? I'm a degenerate in ceaseless pursuit of pussy. The Raven? Well ... It's just degenerated.…

I'm going to have to start tracking how often this happens: Just as I'm getting up to leave, the girl I really want arrives. Yes. Once again. There's no earthly explanation except that I'm unlucky.…

My bad luck in Akron this Sunday afternoon sent me south to Canton and Gatsby's I was fairly certain I wasn't going to get laid at Gatsby's Maybe a memorable tease? And hope for the…

I never would have expected OGD to be closed on Sunday. A bar like that ... But it is, which explains why I walked into G Spot around 5 pm on a recent Sunday. I never…

My schedule has been more flexible lately, allowing me to visit a couple of clubs for the dayshift. So far, I'm disappointed. Risque on a Friday afternoon was quiet. In an hour or so, I saw…

This was my first daytime visit in five years or more. It was a waste of time. Six girls working. Two were good looking. Two were barely okay. The other two weren't. Do I have to…

This was one of those visits where I didn't even finish my beer. And not because a babe dancer finished me first. I arrived at PO around 730 pm. Bar was crowded - only with PLs,…

It seemed as if an eclipse hit Playhouse this night. Not the light. The line-up. It was late. But the girls were all early. And that was no good. You see, my plan this evening…

When a former dancer told me the cameras in the couch room were no longer focused on preventing the fun, I decided to return. When I returned, I was disappointed by more than just the…

This is one of the last places offering couch dances for just $20. For that it deserves credit. It also deserves credit for having more than a few good-looking youngsters. In the hot college girl category,…

A Friday night visit to Playhouse confirmed a well-known PH theorem. And that is ... The night girls are young, hotter and not as reliable. This wasn't my first rodeo. Nor my first Friday night. So…

Here's what I saw sitting stageside on a recent Monday evening. Across the room, there were three attractive dancers. Two were stacked Latinas. Each had a pretty face and a shapely figure featuring big, full racks.…

The BNA was convenient again on a recent Friday. So once again I took my chances. Once again it was a waste. This time maybe worst of all. Remember ... This isn't a bar. There…

My previous review of Playhouse triggered a few of the regulars who disputed my observations. I called the girls that Friday night "gorgeous." Well, they were. So now it's a few weeks later. Also Friday.…

First the news. SnS is no longer open every night. They're closing around 7pm Monday and Tuesday, maybe Wednesday and maybe Sunday. That's what the bartender told me. What does that mean aside from the…

Let's start with a truly low-energy moment for this unusually low-energy club. Two dancers on stage, and they ignored the patrons completely. Completely. Each spent the entire set at opposite, farthest ends of the stage…

I'm going to start by explaining how I ended up at Tattletales, a club I'd promised never to visit again. This evening actually began at SugarNSpice. This was an act of despair because experience has…

Every once in a while I return to SnS, hoping to win the PL lottery by finding a girl whose physical and financial profile might lend itself to extra cash and extra fun OTC. It…