Reviews by Sgrayeff

I'd been there maybe 10 minutes - 15 tops - when I was looking down past her ass at my hard dick pointed right at her quim. It was in one of the smallest rooms.…

So I'm sitting at the bar, handing over singles and thinking ... What better ways are there to spend $20? It's a couple of six packs. That's three or four gallons of ice cream. A…

Lucky me there was an ejector seat installed in my barstool this visit. I had to escape. The evening started off okay. Half the day shift was there, which I've come to expect. Playhouse is nothing…

The law of averages was going to catch up with me sooner or later. This night I had my first disappointing visit to PH in a while. The source of my disappointment was the lineup.…

The most obvious feature of the men's room is the zebra-stripe shower curtain hung to provide a sort of privacy for the single commode. There are two urinals and one sink. Paper towels are of…

While I have a number of complaints about Risque, I'll grant that they have some cute girls. And sometimes that's enough. The cute dancer I have in mind was a young Latina. Great booty. Great tits.…

As I was leaving the club, I stopped next to one of the dancers. I leaned in and said: I hate it when I leave the club with money I intended to spend. She replied:…

What I'm about to say might be considered heresy to certain Playhouse regulars. You ready? I like it better at night. Yes, I said it. And yes, I know. I know that younger, hotter girls are…

On my scale, where the girls are under 30 and under 125 pounds, this night at Delilah's was below average. This Tuesday night, I was out of luck. The dancers weren't unattractive. They just were older…

I think I set the Playhouse record. Not for a handjob from the oldest Brazilian. Not for lasting four songs with Cayenne. Not for exaggerations on Devon's looks or Nicole's skill. Nope. The record I set…

Not too long ago I had a choice of nearby places where more than a few girls were willing to fuck at bargain prices on a Sunday afternoon. Those clubs are gone. Or new owners…

So ... The former Sugar N Spice has reopened as The Border Gentlemen's Club. There's new surfaces on the bar and the floor. Big new TVs have been installed. There's a wall of games. New…

My OGD frustration brought me down the road to Lusty for the first time. Last time too. It was maybe 7pm on a weeknight, and the place seemed too roomy. It's not huge. There's just way…

I think I've driven out of my way to Akron for the last time. Based on reviews on this board, I detoured to Akron a couple of years ago and was wowed in my virgin…

That I would return to the Raven knowing what I know says more about me than about the bar. Me? I'm a degenerate in ceaseless pursuit of pussy. The Raven? Well ... It's just degenerated.…

I'm going to have to start tracking how often this happens: Just as I'm getting up to leave, the girl I really want arrives. Yes. Once again. There's no earthly explanation except that I'm unlucky.…

My bad luck in Akron this Sunday afternoon sent me south to Canton and Gatsby's I was fairly certain I wasn't going to get laid at Gatsby's Maybe a memorable tease? And hope for the…

I never would have expected OGD to be closed on Sunday. A bar like that ... But it is, which explains why I walked into G Spot around 5 pm on a recent Sunday. I never…

My schedule has been more flexible lately, allowing me to visit a couple of clubs for the dayshift. So far, I'm disappointed. Risque on a Friday afternoon was quiet. In an hour or so, I saw…

This was my first daytime visit in five years or more. It was a waste of time. Six girls working. Two were good looking. Two were barely okay. The other two weren't. Do I have to…

This was one of those visits where I didn't even finish my beer. And not because a babe dancer finished me first. I arrived at PO around 730 pm. Bar was crowded - only with PLs,…

It seemed as if an eclipse hit Playhouse this night. Not the light. The line-up. It was late. But the girls were all early. And that was no good. You see, my plan this evening…

When a former dancer told me the cameras in the couch room were no longer focused on preventing the fun, I decided to return. When I returned, I was disappointed by more than just the…

This is one of the last places offering couch dances for just $20. For that it deserves credit. It also deserves credit for having more than a few good-looking youngsters. In the hot college girl category,…

A Friday night visit to Playhouse confirmed a well-known PH theorem. And that is ... The night girls are young, hotter and not as reliable. This wasn't my first rodeo. Nor my first Friday night. So…