Keep your distance. Keep your money

As I was leaving the club, I stopped next to one of the dancers. I leaned in and said: I hate it when I leave the club with money I intended to spend. She replied: I know.

No she doesn't. No they don't.

The dancer I addressed on the way out was the same one who 10 minutes before I'd invited to return after her tip round. Instead she just sat by herself at the bar. She wasn't unique. Four other dancers sat by themselves starring into nowhere. A sixth dancer - the one around 50 years old - was chatting with some PLs.