Reviews

I wish this club worked for me. After all, it has my highest priority, which is decent chicks – girls who are slimmish, youngish and perhaps even down for the D. Down for the D is…

Wouldn't have guessed a small town like Clarksburg would have such a club. More important, wouldn't have guessed a club in a small town like Clarksburg would have decent-looking girls in the club! But Angels did.…

A pattern seems to be emerging at 5th Ave. Observation 1: The dancers seem to arrive direct from Brazil. No stops along the way to learn English. No, for many even rudimentary phrases such as “Lick…

This seems to be one of those clubs that aspires to be more upscale than it is. The $5 cover charge is just one indicator. Why bother for $5? An attendant in the small and…

Only because I happenned to be passing by, had nothing better to do and entry is still just $10, I stopped in a recent weekend night. Here’s my report along with a lesson in…

You don’t go to Marcet for the ambiance. Nor for the location. Not for the beer – unless cans are your thing. Girls? Well …. Don’t go for good-looking girls, you won’t find them here.…

As I and others have been chronicling, the good dancers have gone missing. So I decided to do something about it. In fact, I did something I said I wouldn’t do any more. I…

I believe in free markets, in the efficiency of supply and demand in setting prices. This I don’t believe. XGuy’s recent review of the Raven, with its warning of a worsening trend, got me into my…

There really is no reason to go to Berlin New Agency. And yet … … I did, though it was more out of convenience – and a general disposition toward depravity – than any reasonable expectation…

There is a rule we are obliged to follow in this hobby. It is: Don’t expect extras if she can’t speak your language. Big tits AREN’T an exception to this rule. Neither is a fine ass.…

I don't know why she works there. This was one of the most beautiful women I've seen anywhere. And there she was selling over-priced relief from a nasty annex to a shop selling dildoes and…

At Tattletales, you will find one of the best men’s rooms of any club in the area. You’ll also find plenty of large screen TVs. There is hardly anything else worth finding there. The beer,…