Reviews by Sgrayeff

Tempted by the talent on display last time, I did return to Angel’s while passing through Clarksburg this month. Can you believe it? In this forlorn and forgotten town in faraway West Virginia, there is…

I wish this club worked for me. After all, it has my highest priority, which is decent chicks – girls who are slimmish, youngish and perhaps even down for the D. Down for the D is…

Wouldn't have guessed a small town like Clarksburg would have such a club. More important, wouldn't have guessed a club in a small town like Clarksburg would have decent-looking girls in the club! But Angels did.…

A pattern seems to be emerging at 5th Ave. Observation 1: The dancers seem to arrive direct from Brazil. No stops along the way to learn English. No, for many even rudimentary phrases such as “Lick…

This seems to be one of those clubs that aspires to be more upscale than it is. The $5 cover charge is just one indicator. Why bother for $5? An attendant in the small and…

Only because I happenned to be passing by, had nothing better to do and entry is still just $10, I stopped in a recent weekend night. Here’s my report along with a lesson in…

You don’t go to Marcet for the ambiance. Nor for the location. Not for the beer – unless cans are your thing. Girls? Well …. Don’t go for good-looking girls, you won’t find them here.…

As I and others have been chronicling, the good dancers have gone missing. So I decided to do something about it. In fact, I did something I said I wouldn’t do any more. I…

I believe in free markets, in the efficiency of supply and demand in setting prices. This I don’t believe. XGuy’s recent review of the Raven, with its warning of a worsening trend, got me into my…

There really is no reason to go to Berlin New Agency. And yet … … I did, though it was more out of convenience – and a general disposition toward depravity – than any reasonable expectation…

There is a rule we are obliged to follow in this hobby. It is: Don’t expect extras if she can’t speak your language. Big tits AREN’T an exception to this rule. Neither is a fine ass.…

I don't know why she works there. This was one of the most beautiful women I've seen anywhere. And there she was selling over-priced relief from a nasty annex to a shop selling dildoes and…

At Tattletales, you will find one of the best men’s rooms of any club in the area. You’ll also find plenty of large screen TVs. There is hardly anything else worth finding there. The beer,…

Just when the Covid rates are looking better, the roster at the Raven seems to be getting worse. Yeah there are a couple of cuties on the day shift. Maybe one or two on the…

Does it tell you something that it took the girls five minutes or fewer to get ready to dance? That's right. I arrived just after 5pm one weeknight. The dancers strolled in maybe 10 minutes…

I'd been having good luck at the Raven in recent months. So it goes without saying my luck has changed. Last few visits have been marked by unremarkable girls - or at least un-attentive girls.…

Maybe it was the Covid. Maybe it was the cold. Whatever it was, it wasn’t the affordable pussy I was searching for. About the best I can say about my first visit to Hi Beams…

My first impression of Frankie’s was it wasn’t the dump I was expecting. Good start. That impression was boosted when the next thing I noticed was a busty Asian dancing on the stage inside the…

Walking in, I couldn’t believe my eyes. This is the Raven, after all, where the girls aren’t afraid of eating carbs. Yet there they were. Not one. Not two or even three. There were four…

First the good news. It’s nice inside. And the girls are nice enough. Now the bad news. It’s just not worth it. I was in the neighborhood on a Monday afternoon and decided I’d see if…

Hit Vic’s again on Friday, which, if you’ve been paying attention, means Bottom’s Up hasn’t re-opened. I wish I could like Vic’s. Every time I’ve been there it feels good. It feels like everyone – and…

I went from visiting S&S once a week for a long time to once a decade more recently. This week’s visit gave no indication that my frequency need change. In fact, one face on stage…

Stopped in at Vic’s – but only because Bottom’s Up was closed. Yep. I was near Irvington and hopeful when I saw cars in the lot behind BU. Parked. Pulled the door, hoping for the…

As soon as I walked in, it was apparent this wasn’t a typical Raven visit. Hardly anything went according to form. My bizarro night at the Red Raven began even before I left when there…

Bad news. The virus nannies apparently have gotten to the Dirty Bird, causing implementation of some new procedures we’re not going to like. Not going to like at all. The most obvious is seating is no…