Reviews

I think I fucked the bartender. At least, I spent most of my most recent visit to the Raven trying to remember if I had.

And why not? There really wasn't much to see that early…

Score one for the good guys. That's me. We'll come back to that in a sec.

The vibe at Delilah's Manville isn't like most other clubs. Much of the time Delilah's is as sleepy as the…

Having made my third visit to OGD in three months, I have come to an important conclusion: No need to go out of my way to go there again.

I know what good is. I've been…

A dancer at the once glorious BallPark (tuscl.net) once told me why she liked working on Mondays. She said that was the day when men came to the club to reverse their weekend frustration.

What…

My first visit to VIP was good enough to justify going a few miles out of the way for another viewing two months later. Second time didn't include nearly as many beauties as the first.…

Returned to OGD a month later with expectations for something better. Left with most of my money and all of my semen. Another disappointment.

What improved this time was the girls on hand. There were six…

At one point, there was no one on stage and five TVs tuned to three separate channels all showing commercials. Nothing happening pretty much sums up how I feel about Risque.

Not that there aren't…

The obvious difference from my last Raven visit maybe two months ago was Diamond's champion rack on display. When I was there last, Diamond had been keeping those twin giants covered for months. This random…

Some girls are expert at this. Some aren't. And sometimes it's the ones who we love.

Playhouse has plenty of experts, dancers who have been pleasing us for years. Despite the decades, they've managed to remain…

First the news. Cover on a Thursday night rose to $20. The refrigerator-size man who took my money and handed me a warm bottle of water in exchange said the price rose about two months…

Opposite. A year ago on my first visit a girl was on me 30 seconds after entering and had me hard within 60. Hardly one minute later, she teased my dick out of my pants…

Had I had a better time at Old Glory Days in Akron earlier, I might not have stopped at VIP. But I was headed south on I77 and was horny and hopeful.

VIP didn't help with…