Law of averages wasn't in my favor.

The law of averages was going to catch up with me sooner or later. This night I had my first disappointing visit to PH in a while.

The source of my disappointment was the lineup. While this evening included many familiar names and the usual demographic, missing was the younger, hotter cohort I usually come to see. Maybe it was just my bad luck. Maybe the Christmas season has altered the schedule. Whatever the reason, the Playhouse seemed more like day that night.

If you don't know the Playhouse, the day shift runs deeply Latina and long in the tooth. The unacquainted need not be dissuaded by the extra years. These MILFs (maybe GILFS in certain cases) tend to be good-looking, skilled and accommodating. If the Playhouse is nothing else, it's a place where for $30 a song, the talent will use their hands and a little lubricant to make you happy. Some don't even ask for any tip.