Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Will have to return - but for a different ...

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Sgrayeff
Jul 19, 2024, 11:09 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I'm going to have to start tracking how often this happens: Just as I'm getting up to leave, the girl I really want arrives. Yes. Once again. There's no earthly explanation except that I'm unlucky. I have to leave for an appointment. And there she is.

 

Not that this visit was awful. It wasn't. Nor was it cheap. Fact ... I'd been in my seat all of 10 minutes, and $17 was lost to the relentless tip parade. No more than 45 minutes in all and I'd dispensed $40 in singles to the line of girls who stopped by. Don't accuse me of over-tipping. Most received just $2. A few who worked hard at testing the rigidity of my equipment got a buck or two more. They just keep coming.

 

I didn't. I've got no interest in fixtures like Kiara, Jessica, Carrie, Bia, etc. Definitely not in Nicole, whom I'd dismissed years ago at previous clubs where fucking was routine and she was average at best. Not seeking Devon whose fame on here hasn't been realized for me at the bar or in the back. Tara looks like a singer we all know. Her stony attitude leaves me flat. Cayenne? Jennifer? They've proved to be excellent options. Just not tonight. Katherine? Those eyes. Maybe someday.

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