Thankfully, the ejector seat worked

Lucky me there was an ejector seat installed in my barstool this visit. I had to escape.

The evening started off okay. Half the day shift was there, which I've come to expect. Playhouse is nothing if not a place for Brazilian women in their 40s and 50s (60s?) to display their goodies and handle ours. You can't buy a beer. But you can buy their hands around and inside your zipper. Barside their attention costs a buck or two. Some linger for a third or more. In a private room where the door ends 18 inches or more above the floor and a camera reveals some more, the expertise of her fingers begins at $30 a song. Some think they're so good they deserve more.

There are a few in the fugly category, but really very few. Most are good looking for the age. Some are very good looking. Even the ones who aren't so great make up for below average faces or above average widths with large breasts.