You don't get your first time twice

I think I've driven out of my way to Akron for the last time.

Based on reviews on this board, I detoured to Akron a couple of years ago and was wowed in my virgin visit to OGD. Four or five visits later, I've only been disappointed. This night too.

I arrived after six on a weeknight to find three grandmothers in lingerie. There was a fourth girl who appeared to have just ended her shift who was maybe 20 years younger than the other three. Don't get your hopes up. I'm guessing she was in her low 40s.