Reviews by Sgrayeff
Submit a ReviewThe Raven
250 Lincoln Hwy
Fairless Hills, PA 19030
The hoes are back
Cars in the lot as I drove home was reason enough to stop. We'll see whether there's reason enough to return.
It's the same old dirty bird for better and worse. Three girls and a surly…
Erotic Cafe
2120 NJ-73
Pennsauken Township
New Jersey 08110
Tits before my very eyes
Driving by on Friday afternoon for the first time in maybe a year, I noticed a new outdoor enclosure. Thinking it might mean my first time to touch tit in months, I pulled the wheel…
Bottoms Up
1180 Springfield Ave
Irvington, NJ 07111
Her pretty face? Hope to see it again soon.
My early March visit might not have rated mention but for pandemic and the absence of anything mentionable in months.
Bottom’s Up has become my go-to place. If it lacks sparkle, it affords value. Beauties are…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(sarsta)
The Raven
250 Lincoln Hwy
Fairless Hills, PA 19030
It's not June yet
The facts:
I was lucky enough to get one done before the close. First week in March, and it was promising to be another waste of time.
If you’ve never been – or just forgotten – the…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(amroth525)
Tattletales
6900 New Falls Rd
Levittown, PA 19057
Going to need closed captions ...
Surprised that no one has yet brought up the one thing this club could do to improve. They need to turn on the TV closed captions because we’re not going to be watching the girls.…
The Raven
250 Lincoln Hwy
Fairless Hills, PA 19030
I found the unicorn
It ought to be better than this. Am I right?
So I am back after a long hiatus. And I can honestly say I am pleased with the talent.
No. 1 - A Latina I hadn't seen…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(MadMaXXXNYC)
Bottoms Up
1180 Springfield Ave
Irvington, NJ 07111
The value isn't at Vic's
I’ve made several visits to both Bottom’s Up and Vic’s over the past month or two, hoping to find a favorite club – or favorite girl.
Vic’s has younger, prettier girls (at least during the earlier…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(jakelongny)
Vic's Place
395 Stuyvesant Ave
Irvington, New Jersey 07111
I didn't plan to be the moron in the spotlight
I had good plan. I’d arrived at Vic’s, and no one asked for the $5 cover. Across the U-shaped bar it was obvious three beer drinkers were getting doggy from three girls, one of which…
6 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(MrEddyG)
Bottoms Up
1180 Springfield Ave
Irvington, NJ 07111
See how low you will go
There are times in this hobby when we wonder how low can we go. Follow some hoe into the kitchen of Bottom’s Up, and you’ll see.
You’ll see. What you’ll see is rank, rancid. It’s dark.…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(risingdragon25)
Bottoms Up
1180 Springfield Ave
Irvington, NJ 07111
Headfirst Into Bottom's Up
Fresh off my first blowjob in front of a crowd (see my review of Berlin News Agency), I decided it was time to go headfirst into Bottom’s Up.
Irvington is no paradise. But Bottom’s Up is…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(misterorange)
Berlin News Agency
520 NJ-73
Berlin Township, NJ 08091
Freaks and me
Welcome to the freak show. And make no mistake: The freaks are us.
It’s not attractive. Believe me. It’s not attractive. Let’s start with the girls. Maybe 5% of the people there on a recent…
8 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Sgrayeff)
The Raven
250 Lincoln Hwy
Fairless Hills, PA 19030
cockblocked again
Soon my luck will change. It has too.
This night started at the BallPark. But once again a lame lineup caused at U-turn at the door, and I was off to the Raven. To my delight,…
7 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Siteing)
Delilah's Den
22 Washington Ave
Manville, NJ 08835
How lucky can you get?
It had been a couple of years since I’d been here because this place was lame. Not anymore.
I was passing by early evening and had time before an appointment. Decided to stop just to fill…
7 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Doctaz)
19th Hole Lounge
3011 Jenkintown Rd
Glenside, PA 19038
Timing
First visit to the 19th, and it’s not starting out the way I’d hoped.
Women of Color have been a special interest of mine lately (thank you Mya from BP), so I’m hopeful. Except that the…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Bigbehn03)
The Raven
250 Lincoln Hwy
Fairless Hills, PA 19030
Not enough
I decided to try the night shift at the Raven. Would have been better had I bought a lottery ticket instead.
One beer. Fewer than 20 bucks in singles dispensed. Hardly a blink from any of…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(VersionX)
Ballpark Tavern
1390 Edgely Rd, Levittown, PA 19057, USA*
Bigger not better
Back to the Ballpark and the best I can offer is I didn’t have to make a u-turn. No Royal, Jade, Candy, Tatiana, etc., were on the board, so I was clear to enter.
There…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Sgrayeff)
Carnival Book Store
705 Crescent Blvd
Brooklawn, NJ 08030
Expiration date
Here's the thing. Don't think of this as a strip club or even a bookstore. Think of it as a convenience store where the inventory is limited and nothing is fresh. But remember -…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Foxfire724)











