Reviews by Sgrayeff

Cars in the lot as I drove home was reason enough to stop. We'll see whether there's reason enough to return. It's the same old dirty bird for better and worse. Three girls and a surly…

Driving by on Friday afternoon for the first time in maybe a year, I noticed a new outdoor enclosure. Thinking it might mean my first time to touch tit in months, I pulled the wheel…

My early March visit might not have rated mention but for pandemic and the absence of anything mentionable in months. Bottom’s Up has become my go-to place. If it lacks sparkle, it affords value. Beauties are…

The facts: I was lucky enough to get one done before the close. First week in March, and it was promising to be another waste of time. If you’ve never been – or just forgotten – the…

Surprised that no one has yet brought up the one thing this club could do to improve. They need to turn on the TV closed captions because we’re not going to be watching the girls.…

It ought to be better than this. Am I right? So I am back after a long hiatus. And I can honestly say I am pleased with the talent. No. 1 - A Latina I hadn't seen…

I’ve made several visits to both Bottom’s Up and Vic’s over the past month or two, hoping to find a favorite club – or favorite girl. Vic’s has younger, prettier girls (at least during the earlier…

I had good plan. I’d arrived at Vic’s, and no one asked for the $5 cover. Across the U-shaped bar it was obvious three beer drinkers were getting doggy from three girls, one of which…

There are times in this hobby when we wonder how low can we go. Follow some hoe into the kitchen of Bottom’s Up, and you’ll see. You’ll see. What you’ll see is rank, rancid. It’s dark.…

Fresh off my first blowjob in front of a crowd (see my review of Berlin News Agency), I decided it was time to go headfirst into Bottom’s Up. Irvington is no paradise. But Bottom’s Up is…

Welcome to the freak show. And make no mistake: The freaks are us. It’s not attractive. Believe me. It’s not attractive. Let’s start with the girls. Maybe 5% of the people there on a recent…

Soon my luck will change. It has too. This night started at the BallPark. But once again a lame lineup caused at U-turn at the door, and I was off to the Raven. To my delight,…

It had been a couple of years since I’d been here because this place was lame. Not anymore. I was passing by early evening and had time before an appointment. Decided to stop just to fill…

First visit to the 19th, and it’s not starting out the way I’d hoped. Women of Color have been a special interest of mine lately (thank you Mya from BP), so I’m hopeful. Except that the…

I decided to try the night shift at the Raven. Would have been better had I bought a lottery ticket instead. One beer. Fewer than 20 bucks in singles dispensed. Hardly a blink from any of…

Back to the Ballpark and the best I can offer is I didn’t have to make a u-turn. No Royal, Jade, Candy, Tatiana, etc., were on the board, so I was clear to enter. There…

Here's the thing. Don't think of this as a strip club or even a bookstore. Think of it as a convenience store where the inventory is limited and nothing is fresh. But remember -…

Royal’s name at the top of the list felt like an emergency brake. Before I could walk into BallParkl, I was stopped. The next names on the list – Jade and Tatiana – threw me…

I gave the girls a pretty average rating, which was right because they were pretty average. Sunshine is pretty but those laces on the legs are a hinderance. Denver is pretty enough but out of…