The dancers weren't unattractive - just below my average

On my scale, where the girls are under 30 and under 125 pounds, this night at Delilah's was below average. This Tuesday night, I was out of luck.

The dancers weren't unattractive. They just were older and bigger. I'm not sure any were under 30. A couple were in their 40s. None were unattractive. A couple were attractive in a MILFy way. As usual at Delilah's, there was a couple of huge racks.

If you've never been here, this isn't a typical club. First, no alcohol is served. It's not even BYOB. Your $20 cover buys you a water. That's your only choice. They don't even serve Coke anymore.