The Raven
250 Lincoln Hwy Fairless Hills, PA 19030

Zebra stripe curtain was the highlight

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Sgrayeff
Dec 8, 2024, 2:25 PM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

The most obvious feature of the men's room is the zebra-stripe shower curtain hung to provide a sort of privacy for the single commode. There are two urinals and one sink. Paper towels are of cheap quality.

 

The parking lot is large though paved as if contractors use it for training. Despite the bar being all-but-empty (one other patron beyond me) and the dancers decidedly downscale, there were three BMWs and a Volvo in the lot. Go figure.

 

About those downscale dancers? First, they were old on this Saturday afternoon. I don't want to embarrass anyone with the facts, so I'm not going to be specific. Doesn't matter. "Old" should paint the picture clear enough. But just in case it doesn't, one of the dancers was aged enough that she couldn't manage a proper upright posture in her heels. Imagine that. Bent forward at the waist as she clomped around. Now do you see?

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