Reviews

I saw the girl of my dreams at Sweethearts. What a disappointment. Early 20s, she danced like she's been dancing for dollars all her life. Real dance moves and pole skills were just the starters.…

I love it that I was wrong. I didn't particularly care for her face. I definitely didn't like her ass. Too big and kind of mushy. Her tits were okay but not okay enough for…

I'd been there maybe 10 minutes - 15 tops - when I was looking down past her ass at my hard dick pointed right at her quim. It was in one of the smallest rooms.…

So I'm sitting at the bar, handing over singles and thinking ... What better ways are there to spend $20? It's a couple of six packs. That's three or four gallons of ice cream. A…

Lucky me there was an ejector seat installed in my barstool this visit. I had to escape. The evening started off okay. Half the day shift was there, which I've come to expect. Playhouse is nothing…

The law of averages was going to catch up with me sooner or later. This night I had my first disappointing visit to PH in a while. The source of my disappointment was the lineup.…

The most obvious feature of the men's room is the zebra-stripe shower curtain hung to provide a sort of privacy for the single commode. There are two urinals and one sink. Paper towels are of…

While I have a number of complaints about Risque, I'll grant that they have some cute girls. And sometimes that's enough. The cute dancer I have in mind was a young Latina. Great booty. Great tits.…

As I was leaving the club, I stopped next to one of the dancers. I leaned in and said: I hate it when I leave the club with money I intended to spend. She replied:…

What I'm about to say might be considered heresy to certain Playhouse regulars. You ready? I like it better at night. Yes, I said it. And yes, I know. I know that younger, hotter girls are…

On my scale, where the girls are under 30 and under 125 pounds, this night at Delilah's was below average. This Tuesday night, I was out of luck. The dancers weren't unattractive. They just were older…

I think I set the Playhouse record. Not for a handjob from the oldest Brazilian. Not for lasting four songs with Cayenne. Not for exaggerations on Devon's looks or Nicole's skill. Nope. The record I set…