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While I have a number of complaints about Risque, I'll grant that they have some cute girls. And sometimes that's enough.

The cute dancer I have in mind was a young Latina. Great booty. Great tits.…

As I was leaving the club, I stopped next to one of the dancers. I leaned in and said: I hate it when I leave the club with money I intended to spend. She replied:…

What I'm about to say might be considered heresy to certain Playhouse regulars. You ready? I like it better at night.

Yes, I said it. And yes, I know. I know that younger, hotter girls are…

On my scale, where the girls are under 30 and under 125 pounds, this night at Delilah's was below average. This Tuesday night, I was out of luck.

The dancers weren't unattractive. They just were older…

I think I set the Playhouse record. Not for a handjob from the oldest Brazilian. Not for lasting four songs with Cayenne. Not for exaggerations on Devon's looks or Nicole's skill.

Nope. The record I set…

Not too long ago I had a choice of nearby places where more than a few girls were willing to fuck at bargain prices on a Sunday afternoon. Those clubs are gone. Or new owners…

So ... The former Sugar N Spice has reopened as The Border Gentlemen's Club. There's new surfaces on the bar and the floor. Big new TVs have been installed. There's a wall of games. New…

My OGD frustration brought me down the road to Lusty for the first time. Last time too.

It was maybe 7pm on a weeknight, and the place seemed too roomy. It's not huge. There's just way…

I think I've driven out of my way to Akron for the last time.

Based on reviews on this board, I detoured to Akron a couple of years ago and was wowed in my virgin…

That I would return to the Raven knowing what I know says more about me than about the bar.

Me? I'm a degenerate in ceaseless pursuit of pussy. The Raven? Well ... It's just degenerated.…

I'm going to have to start tracking how often this happens: Just as I'm getting up to leave, the girl I really want arrives. Yes. Once again. There's no earthly explanation except that I'm unlucky.…

My bad luck in Akron this Sunday afternoon sent me south to Canton and Gatsby's

I was fairly certain I wasn't going to get laid at Gatsby's Maybe a memorable tease? And hope for the…