Best way to spend those twenties

So I'm sitting at the bar, handing over singles and thinking ... What better ways are there to spend $20?

It's a couple of six packs. That's three or four gallons of ice cream. A feast for lunch at the Chinese restaurant. And more.

The point is I wasn't thinking about what my money could buy at The Border. It wouldn't be buying any blowjobs, that was for sure. Not fucking any hot young pussy like I had there in the past. Not even a handjob.