Comments by SneakyClubster

Another rare occurence of desertscrub actually being right about club ads. Something something broken clock

There's no way in hell it was a handy at KoD. If it wasn't an LDK, I'm going to visit Zoe asap.

https://youtu.be/XL2RLTmqG4w

You all have a much stronger moral compass than I thought lol. Thanks for the input. To answer some questions: - At least a decade out of HS - Both grew up in a small city, happened to be in the same bigger city currently - Oh my god you're right I have the big gay - I can't say I wouldn't want to bang, but more for the nostalgia. I'd honestly rather just talk as friends. The plan: Maybe get a coffee, catch up, and do nothing with the information I have. File it away in the spank bank or something.

Yup Jascoi. My new job doesn't require me to commute across state for any reason. I'll be sticking to Twin Cities clubs from now on. I'll eventually do a wide downtown Minneapolis tour

@Seahowl, it's desertscrub. Aimless shill accusations are his livelihood. I can understand his skepticism though. KOD is far from second best strip club in anyone's books, ESPECIALLY a Portland club. Also I have never seen an asian girl there.

I can confirm that the $10 dances have gotten better as of recent. I wasn't around when people were reporting air dances, but on my last visit, I had $10 dances with 5 girls and all of them gave me at least some johnson attention. I took one back to 3-song VIP for a really nice LDK. Review follow up coming soon when my VIP expires lol

On my most recent visit in mid January, dance prices semm to have gone up. Dancers offered anywbere from 25 to 40 per dance. Really depends on the dancer, but no one would abide by the 20 dollar dance anymore.

Damn it, don't make me agree with desertscrub. Definite shill ad

I gotta agree that while tobacco industry is horrible, they also (hopefully) pay their taxes. Banning them creates a black market and puts more people in jail. This would just be widening a war on drugs, and we all know how well the war on drugs is going.....

Fuck @shailynn, that made me chortle

You guys are probably right about the cameras. I'll report next time once I take Papi's advice and do some pre-dance negotiation.

1 for me.

They're really not worth your time if you're looking for some womanly attention. You'd either have to be astronomically lucky or a frequent visitor to be there when a couple comes in. Note: women generally aren't allowed to enter adult arcades without a guy. Out of fear of prostitution I guess. This applies to my area in the mifwest at least.

As a UI guy, I can help nitpick all the little bugs n stuff. @founder Got a place I can drop my findings? I also know how annoying backseat devs can be, so feel free to ignore me too. I don't mind.

Nobody. Also, @LDK, do you LDK while visiting with friends?

While you were all out strip clubbing, I studied the blade. While you all negotiated and had pre-marital extras, I practiced the blade. While you all discussed and used pants with the right material for the sake of LDK'ing, I used the blade. And now the purge is here, you're all unprepared. Except for me. For I studied THE BLADE

Bottled water drinker here. Main reason? Dven if it's municipal water, those taps are cleaner than the taps we have where we live. Old ass plumbing, built just after 1900, likely only updated within the last 50 years (or worse, who knows) Just because bottled is local tap water, doesn't mean it's not cleaner than MY tap. </rant>

@motorhead I'm here EXPLICITLY for discussion on the best pants to wear to LDK. All the non strip club discussion ya'll boys n girls have is wild.

Podcasts have pretty much taken over my car ride time. I do a lot of midwest driving for work, so music won't keep me awake. They're nice and free and you can load hours of content offline on your phone so you're not fucked by lack of coverage. D&D podcasts are especially effective because it's like listening jank Lord of the Rings.

100% agree with Cashman. Get tested. Think with the ol head head, not the pants head.

Huh, dang guys. Thanks for all the input. Completely shifts my perspective of the scene. I would say in this case, my initial assessment of my position is def not quite accurate. I still usually don't have an issue being "wanna dance'd", but I think this is at friendlier clubs. I guess I at least have good strip clubbing to keep me happy as I grow older. Thanks for the outlook ya'll!

Your conscience vs your dick. This is an issue we've been fighting since man first nut. For me, my dick wins 100% of the time. Donating is nice sure, but donating doesn't help me relieve stress or have fun. Where I am in life, I'm short in happiness and high in stress, so it's a no-brainer. I'll donate when I have enough money for self care and charity. Until then, gotta treat yo self.

There's so much that 2d/cgi porn can do that normal porn doesn't. It's kinda hard to not be into at least some form of it. Pervasive af nowadays

Is this your yearly christmas tradition Shadowcat?