tuscl

Comments by SneakyClubster

  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Great location, slightly expensive but good crowd
    Another rare occurence of desertscrub actually being right about club ads. Something something broken clock
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Quicker than normal visit but still very satisfying.
    There's no way in hell it was a handy at KoD. If it wasn't an LDK, I'm going to visit Zoe asap.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    48-Cowboy
    Forcing Baby Boomers To Stop Being Babies
    Would You Let A Computer Be Your Lawyer?
    https://youtu.be/XL2RLTmqG4w
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Ex is now an escort. What do I do?
    You all have a much stronger moral compass than I thought lol. Thanks for the input. To answer some questions: - At least a decade out of HS - Both grew up in a small city, happened to be in the same bigger city currently - Oh my god you're right I have the big gay - I can't say I wouldn't want to bang, but more for the nostalgia. I'd honestly rather just talk as friends. The plan: Maybe get a coffee, catch up, and do nothing with the information I have. File it away in the spank bank or something.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Cest la vie, old friend. I'll remember the LDK's
    Yup Jascoi. My new job doesn't require me to commute across state for any reason. I'll be sticking to Twin Cities clubs from now on. I'll eventually do a wide downtown Minneapolis tour
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    My favorite spot in the Twin Cities
    @Seahowl, it's desertscrub. Aimless shill accusations are his livelihood. I can understand his skepticism though. KOD is far from second best strip club in anyone's books, ESPECIALLY a Portland club. Also I have never seen an asian girl there.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    hump_my_leg_12346
    Likes large natural tits
    Beautiful women
    I can confirm that the $10 dances have gotten better as of recent. I wasn't around when people were reporting air dances, but on my last visit, I had $10 dances with 5 girls and all of them gave me at least some johnson attention. I took one back to 3-song VIP for a really nice LDK. Review follow up coming soon when my VIP expires lol
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Bw3454
    Texas
    Meh at best. Maybe a bad day?
    On my most recent visit in mid January, dance prices semm to have gone up. Dancers offered anywbere from 25 to 40 per dance. Really depends on the dancer, but no one would abide by the 20 dollar dance anymore.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Best kept secret
    Damn it, don't make me agree with desertscrub. Definite shill ad
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Born After 2005? You Can Never Buy Tobacco
    I gotta agree that while tobacco industry is horrible, they also (hopefully) pay their taxes. Banning them creates a black market and puts more people in jail. This would just be widening a war on drugs, and we all know how well the war on drugs is going.....
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    I found Scrubby out in the wild!! 🧽
    Fuck @shailynn, that made me chortle
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Mission accomplished, but at what cost?
    You guys are probably right about the cameras. I'll report next time once I take Papi's advice and do some pre-dance negotiation.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    PL SO demographics
    1 for me.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    samiel
    DFW, Texas
    Adult Arcade
    They're really not worth your time if you're looking for some womanly attention. You'd either have to be astronomically lucky or a frequent visitor to be there when a couple comes in. Note: women generally aren't allowed to enter adult arcades without a guy. Out of fear of prostitution I guess. This applies to my area in the mifwest at least.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    founder
    respect for others goes a long way
    the new site...
    As a UI guy, I can help nitpick all the little bugs n stuff. @founder Got a place I can drop my findings? I also know how annoying backseat devs can be, so feel free to ignore me too. I don't mind.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    How far do you hide your club activities?
    Nobody. Also, @LDK, do you LDK while visiting with friends?
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    rickthelion
    Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
    Who would win a TUSCL purge?
    While you were all out strip clubbing, I studied the blade. While you all negotiated and had pre-marital extras, I practiced the blade. While you all discussed and used pants with the right material for the sake of LDK'ing, I used the blade. And now the purge is here, you're all unprepared. Except for me. For I studied THE BLADE
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Icee Loco (asshole)
    I'm a fucking loser
    Does anyone drink tap water?
    Bottled water drinker here. Main reason? Dven if it's municipal water, those taps are cleaner than the taps we have where we live. Old ass plumbing, built just after 1900, likely only updated within the last 50 years (or worse, who knows) Just because bottled is local tap water, doesn't mean it's not cleaner than MY tap. </rant>
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Tetradon
    I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
    Why the discussion board?
    @motorhead I'm here EXPLICITLY for discussion on the best pants to wear to LDK. All the non strip club discussion ya'll boys n girls have is wild.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    rockie
    Florida
    The Evolution of Your Media Consumption
    Podcasts have pretty much taken over my car ride time. I do a lot of midwest driving for work, so music won't keep me awake. They're nice and free and you can load hours of content offline on your phone so you're not fucked by lack of coverage. D&D podcasts are especially effective because it's like listening jank Lord of the Rings.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Warrior15
    Anywhere there are Titties.
    When do you Cancel ?
    100% agree with Cashman. Get tested. Think with the ol head head, not the pants head.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Age of your average TUSCL'er?
    Huh, dang guys. Thanks for all the input. Completely shifts my perspective of the scene. I would say in this case, my initial assessment of my position is def not quite accurate. I still usually don't have an issue being "wanna dance'd", but I think this is at friendlier clubs. I guess I at least have good strip clubbing to keep me happy as I grow older. Thanks for the outlook ya'll!
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Hoe Hoe Hoe Merry Christmas 2021
    Your conscience vs your dick. This is an issue we've been fighting since man first nut. For me, my dick wins 100% of the time. Donating is nice sure, but donating doesn't help me relieve stress or have fun. Where I am in life, I'm short in happiness and high in stress, so it's a no-brainer. I'll donate when I have enough money for self care and charity. Until then, gotta treat yo self.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    OK. Which of you are into cartoons?
    There's so much that 2d/cgi porn can do that normal porn doesn't. It's kinda hard to not be into at least some form of it. Pervasive af nowadays
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Twas the night before Christmas in the strip club.
    Is this your yearly christmas tradition Shadowcat?