review comment
2 years ago
Another rare occurence of desertscrub actually being right about club ads. Something something broken clock
review comment
2 years ago
There's no way in hell it was a handy at KoD. If it wasn't an LDK, I'm going to visit Zoe asap.
discussion comment
2 years ago
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48-CowboyForcing Baby Boomers To Stop Being Babies
https://youtu.be/XL2RLTmqG4w
discussion comment
3 years ago
You all have a much stronger moral compass than I thought lol. Thanks for the input.
To answer some questions:
- At least a decade out of HS
- Both grew up in a small city, happened to be in the same bigger city currently
- Oh my god you're right I have the big gay
- I can't say I wouldn't want to bang, but more for the nostalgia. I'd honestly rather just talk as friends.
The plan: Maybe get a coffee, catch up, and do nothing with the information I have. File it away in the spank bank or something.
review comment
3 years ago
Yup Jascoi. My new job doesn't require me to commute across state for any reason. I'll be sticking to Twin Cities clubs from now on.
I'll eventually do a wide downtown Minneapolis tour
review comment
3 years ago
@Seahowl, it's desertscrub. Aimless shill accusations are his livelihood.
I can understand his skepticism though. KOD is far from second best strip club in anyone's books, ESPECIALLY a Portland club. Also I have never seen an asian girl there.
review comment
3 years ago
I can confirm that the $10 dances have gotten better as of recent. I wasn't around when people were reporting air dances, but on my last visit, I had $10 dances with 5 girls and all of them gave me at least some johnson attention. I took one back to 3-song VIP for a really nice LDK. Review follow up coming soon when my VIP expires lol
review comment
3 years ago
On my most recent visit in mid January, dance prices semm to have gone up. Dancers offered anywbere from 25 to 40 per dance. Really depends on the dancer, but no one would abide by the 20 dollar dance anymore.
review comment
3 years ago
Damn it, don't make me agree with desertscrub. Definite shill ad
discussion comment
3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I gotta agree that while tobacco industry is horrible, they also (hopefully) pay their taxes. Banning them creates a black market and puts more people in jail. This would just be widening a war on drugs, and we all know how well the war on drugs is going.....
discussion comment
3 years ago
Fuck @shailynn, that made me chortle
review comment
3 years ago
You guys are probably right about the cameras. I'll report next time once I take Papi's advice and do some pre-dance negotiation.
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
1 for me.
discussion comment
3 years ago
They're really not worth your time if you're looking for some womanly attention. You'd either have to be astronomically lucky or a frequent visitor to be there when a couple comes in.
Note: women generally aren't allowed to enter adult arcades without a guy. Out of fear of prostitution I guess. This applies to my area in the mifwest at least.
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3 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
As a UI guy, I can help nitpick all the little bugs n stuff.
@founder Got a place I can drop my findings? I also know how annoying backseat devs can be, so feel free to ignore me too. I don't mind.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Nobody.
Also, @LDK, do you LDK while visiting with friends?
discussion comment
3 years ago
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rickthelionStraight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
While you were all out strip clubbing, I studied the blade.
While you all negotiated and had pre-marital extras, I practiced the blade.
While you all discussed and used pants with the right material for the sake of LDK'ing, I used the blade.
And now the purge is here, you're all unprepared. Except for me. For I studied THE BLADE
discussion comment
3 years ago
Bottled water drinker here. Main reason? Dven if it's municipal water, those taps are cleaner than the taps we have where we live. Old ass plumbing, built just after 1900, likely only updated within the last 50 years (or worse, who knows)
Just because bottled is local tap water, doesn't mean it's not cleaner than MY tap. </rant>
discussion comment
3 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
@motorhead I'm here EXPLICITLY for discussion on the best pants to wear to LDK.
All the non strip club discussion ya'll boys n girls have is wild.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Podcasts have pretty much taken over my car ride time. I do a lot of midwest driving for work, so music won't keep me awake.
They're nice and free and you can load hours of content offline on your phone so you're not fucked by lack of coverage.
D&D podcasts are especially effective because it's like listening jank Lord of the Rings.
discussion comment
3 years ago
100% agree with Cashman. Get tested. Think with the ol head head, not the pants head.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Huh, dang guys. Thanks for all the input. Completely shifts my perspective of the scene.
I would say in this case, my initial assessment of my position is def not quite accurate. I still usually don't have an issue being "wanna dance'd", but I think this is at friendlier clubs.
I guess I at least have good strip clubbing to keep me happy as I grow older. Thanks for the outlook ya'll!
discussion comment
3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Your conscience vs your dick. This is an issue we've been fighting since man first nut.
For me, my dick wins 100% of the time. Donating is nice sure, but donating doesn't help me relieve stress or have fun. Where I am in life, I'm short in happiness and high in stress, so it's a no-brainer.
I'll donate when I have enough money for self care and charity. Until then, gotta treat yo self.
discussion comment
3 years ago
There's so much that 2d/cgi porn can do that normal porn doesn't. It's kinda hard to not be into at least some form of it. Pervasive af nowadays
discussion comment
3 years ago
Is this your yearly christmas tradition Shadowcat?