Comments by elmer (page 12)

I would continue trying probably her phone was dead and couldn't find the charger

The power of the pussy is endless Isn't it amazing how many men throw away a good career because of their dick

^^^ so you're a mess with a buzz haircut Exactly how we pictured you 😬

Brotherfoghorn where the hell have you been? Have you returned to save this board and its members? You'll need to work overtime

Sorry gotta agree with Lwet on this one. Seem some ppl forgot it's about strippers, clubs and T&A

^ she's fucking disgusting nope not even if it's free and came with a gift

You might try staking out your local chiropractor

So that's what mental illness looks like

Saved by the Bell I'll remember this to the day I die. Many years back had an ongoing OTC with a real sweetheart 2 hrs away, we'd often meet in the middle, she'd get the room I'd reimburse. One visit her credit card was refused I ended up getting the room. Made sure of no paper trail paid cash. All was good. Weeks later SO brings in the mail we're talking as she begins opening them. Wall phone rings she gets it so I proceed to finish opening the one she started, its a statement showing loyalty points from my hotel stay. Almost shit myself right then! I was literally seconds from being in a very bad spot. Casually tossed it in the waste basket came back later and destroyed it. I didn't use a CC must have been cross-matched by name giving me the reward points. Thank God now everything is electronically sent. I was literally saved by the phone bell

Late afternoon to 6pm Evening 6pm to 8pm

After listening to Lilly I now realize how despicable and disgraceful I am after allowing a stripper to squat my face at the last bachelor party I attended My sincere apology to all the women who've sat there before, I'm ashamed of myself God help the dude that marries that fucking prude

What loper said "Congratulations on beating the addiction" After about 7 Days of abstinent I start showing withdrawal symptoms.

I also wish you good luck and a speedy recovery. I'm also having prostate issues so far no cancer found. If you find yourself peeing often especially at night go get checked. gStep keep us posted

I guess I'm That Guy At least with one specific dancer anyway has been my ATF for a while. She knows when I'm coming in and blocks off that time. We'll sit talk drink and laugh, go back for dances and repeat something 2 or 3 hrs. She knows she has the option to dance with a reg she rarely will. I respect her time and she's compensated. I get more then my share and dirty looks. She's polite when declining time with someone else and shitty when they're shitty. She even told one asshole that was being rude that I was her uncle. That's a whole nother story. Before you jump all over me for being wrong remember what's been said multiple times. Never tell someone how to have fun.

Thanks shadow, that explains alot I sat around all Sunday waiting. I gotta find a new service

Happy Thanksgiving to all you perverted fucks No turkey here it's the traditional duck stuffed with oyster dressing

So Cash if you're unable your fingers through the foliage due to clumping on a scale of 1 to 5 what's your filth rating?

She often complained about being cold in bed so I got her a pair of flannel pajamas. She loved them and looked pretty damn sexy Something I received, guess you could consider it a tip. First OTC with this little blonde spinner she shows up after her shift with a veggie plate. Both were quite tasty

I'm not embarrassed one bit taking dancers to Olive Garden it's right next to the hotel

"I felt like it was something the dancers were doing to make extra cash on the side" Might be 4 years old but thats some funny shit right there

Poor fella must of suffered some kind of head injury to even consider marrying 9 women

The hugger that is

Ok I was in left about 4