Comments by elmer (page 13)

Bossman what time were you there?

The door has been opened I'm sure it's only a matter of time until our resident authority on the subject will explain Front Room Makeout Sessions and how VIP is for chumps. Accompanied of course by half dozen links to bondage pics

Gotta agree hard argue with that logic. But knowing tuscl someone will

"He’s, well, a hamburger short of a happy meal. He’s around my age, I believe he still lives with his parents, good worker, just an odd duck" Damn that fits the description of nearly everyone here

Jesus, if Monday's aren't depressing enough you needed to remind us how old we are. I suppose next you're gonna tell us Mary Ann has aged

Blah and Yum seem a bit tense this week☢️

^ I'll certainly contribute to your gofundme page for SJG but only if you get Blah 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

If 4" of my dick fell off I'm pretty sure I'd notice

Don't know but looking more and more like he's the big guy Or he's got pictures 😳

^^^ & ^^^^ waited 3 months for a freaking recliner only to have it come in in the wrong color and Yum canned cat food is a real bitch to find anymore

If excessive gas were to built up behind the plug could this result in another Alex Baldwin incident?

would've corrected aflot if we had aedit button

Damn I didn't mean to start a pissing-on-corpse competition QUESTION so how does founder keep this side aflot with no advertisements anyway?

"Best if you approach the girl, then apply charm plus generosity to show good intentions" Charm? With your nonstop bambling any woman forced to be in your presence more than 10 mins would surely hang themselves

The Flowbee, if it's good enough for George Clooney it's good enough for me

First time OTC with this dancer she shows up at my room 30 mins late but bearing a veggie tray from the local deli. Started a year long relationship

Yeah BLACKLICORICEMATTERS I happen to like black licorice Definitely avoiding candy corn

He was a great military leader. As far as him backing Bush on Iraq that's a whole can of worms I'm not qualified to open May he RIP

You didn't forget to pull the other hand out of your pants when approaching did you?