Comments by elmer

Strange question for a strip club forum I keep a well manicured yard with nice landscaping front and back. It's not about other peoples perception it's about taking pride what I've worked hard for outside & inside

Maybe It's Just Me But It Feels Like The First Letter Of Each Word Should Be Capitalized

You say first time in a strip club, then you join a strip club forum and this is your very first post On that first visit you managed to find a dancer who does extras and unless it happened on a bar stool you used your knowledge and got her in the VIP messed around long enough to make her cum Gotta call total BS.

"Will we ever outgrow this hobby"? I fear I'll outgrow my bank account long before I'll outgrow the hobby

For me it's gotta be hands down After Dark by Tito y Tarántula From the movie Dusk Till Dawn with Salma Hayek. Jesus she was HOT🔥 https://youtu.be/txqpLEufGnA?si=PHagf9_Do0XrVqIe

She'd probably break my old ass

That's fucked up funny but Fucked up

Oh yeah I miss those days leaving the club covered in glitter stopping at Taco Bell on the way home to change clothes trying in vain to wash off the smoke smell before going home PSA give glitter covered greeting cards to the SO that shit never goes away Busted with a speck or two of glitter.. must have been from that GD card

DM Stripperlover777 he can provide what you seek

Don't care one way or another with a cutoff age ought to be 30s beyond that looks like they're just trying to look younger than they are

Somebody take grandpa's keys away It's become painfully obvious that neither our sitting president Joe Biden or presidential candidate Donald Trump are mentally capable of holding the highest office in the nation

Very little privacy at home if I watch any its lesbian porn Now what's my fun or prize?

You've been a member for 7 years and that still bothers you? Don't kid yourself despite what they may tell you they're all married or in some type of a relationship The ones that aren't are BETWEEN relationships Their SO don't care there strippers as long as they bring home the $$$ so why should you Here's an ugly reality even if the club is non-extras some have fucked or sucked dick just prior to coming to work

Most definitely balf I never understood the point of the landing strip

Guessing I was probably an 8 earlier this week at the club based on my popularity and spendings Out in public I'd hate to think about it

I came across it last night I thought it was curious

Why you wish to collect such data is baffling to me but I will contribute. None of the women ive canoodled with even poop or pee that's nasty

Real life, smash Fantasy, can do better

Jesus Take Me Now

I Still Don't Believe You've Ever Been Insde A Strip Club

Oh I totally believe in karma Considering your diet those couple days you might want a cardiologist on retainer

Gotta love the look on dude's face

Remember Careless kevin this is him still trying to get attention

Anyone think this clown sounds like Careless kevin WATERPROOFING MY PANTS DEALING WITH ASSHOLE STAFF. ARE MASSAGE PARLORS GOOD. To name a few of his topics

Sounds like something Mike Anderson from Father knows Best (1954) might have submitted