Comments by elmer

^ Stick to YouTube and internet porn if ever comes a time you actually enter Da Club your fantasy world will explode

^ DAMN

Dropped one of those fake scratch off tickets in the LD area 15 mins later watched as one of the dancers ran around all excited whispering in some girls ears but trying to be discreet thinking she won 50k. I learned later she went home early came back a couple hours later just pissed as hell. Felt kinda bad at the time but it's funny as shit now. It was all a talk for a while trying to figure out who planted the fake ticket For self preservation I kept my mouth shut

Never had a dancer suck my nipples but my cf will reach up and squeeze my left nipple hurts like a bitch She just laughs

Good video just bad timing

Fortunately my ATF didn't have anyone die but somewhat confused as to how her 2 children have had at least 4 birthdays last year Reminds me of Klinger M.A.S.H https://youtu.be/5yJOhsAH9MY?si=lqHk9CAEqJaupLhw

Gotta agree with nearly all from above but Smoking is absolutely number one (cigarettes) When a dancer agrees to a dance says after I get off stage and/or a trip to the dressing room. Then either keeps you waiting an excessive amount of time or goes directly to someone else

^ Second best scene in the whole movie Quotes. Chet Pussy : smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers!

For Christ's sake this deep shit made the exact same post only 5 months ago I read it again this morning and thought it sounded "somewhat familiar" Have I got that freaking old that I can't remember back 5 months? Thanks doctorevil

Strange question for a strip club forum I keep a well manicured yard with nice landscaping front and back. It's not about other peoples perception it's about taking pride what I've worked hard for outside & inside

Maybe It's Just Me But It Feels Like The First Letter Of Each Word Should Be Capitalized

You say first time in a strip club, then you join a strip club forum and this is your very first post On that first visit you managed to find a dancer who does extras and unless it happened on a bar stool you used your knowledge and got her in the VIP messed around long enough to make her cum Gotta call total BS.

"Will we ever outgrow this hobby"? I fear I'll outgrow my bank account long before I'll outgrow the hobby

For me it's gotta be hands down After Dark by Tito y Tarántula From the movie Dusk Till Dawn with Salma Hayek. Jesus she was HOT🔥 https://youtu.be/txqpLEufGnA?si=PHagf9_Do0XrVqIe

She'd probably break my old ass

That's fucked up funny but Fucked up

Oh yeah I miss those days leaving the club covered in glitter stopping at Taco Bell on the way home to change clothes trying in vain to wash off the smoke smell before going home PSA give glitter covered greeting cards to the SO that shit never goes away Busted with a speck or two of glitter.. must have been from that GD card

DM Stripperlover777 he can provide what you seek

Don't care one way or another with a cutoff age ought to be 30s beyond that looks like they're just trying to look younger than they are

Somebody take grandpa's keys away It's become painfully obvious that neither our sitting president Joe Biden or presidential candidate Donald Trump are mentally capable of holding the highest office in the nation

Very little privacy at home if I watch any its lesbian porn Now what's my fun or prize?

You've been a member for 7 years and that still bothers you? Don't kid yourself despite what they may tell you they're all married or in some type of a relationship The ones that aren't are BETWEEN relationships Their SO don't care there strippers as long as they bring home the $$$ so why should you Here's an ugly reality even if the club is non-extras some have fucked or sucked dick just prior to coming to work

Most definitely balf I never understood the point of the landing strip

Guessing I was probably an 8 earlier this week at the club based on my popularity and spendings Out in public I'd hate to think about it

I came across it last night I thought it was curious