Comments by elmer (page 2)

Why you wish to collect such data is baffling to me but I will contribute. None of the women ive canoodled with even poop or pee that's nasty

Real life, smash Fantasy, can do better

Jesus Take Me Now

I Still Don't Believe You've Ever Been Insde A Strip Club

Oh I totally believe in karma Considering your diet those couple days you might want a cardiologist on retainer

Gotta love the look on dude's face

Remember Careless kevin this is him still trying to get attention

Anyone think this clown sounds like Careless kevin WATERPROOFING MY PANTS DEALING WITH ASSHOLE STAFF. ARE MASSAGE PARLORS GOOD. To name a few of his topics

Sounds like something Mike Anderson from Father knows Best (1954) might have submitted

Another bastard here calling OP's story a work of fiction it actually sounds like something Careless kevin would have written only better Surely someone here has kept track of all the troll names. It's 5am, full bladder gotta find a rock to piss off of

First spot on your pants? You now can check that off your bucket list

SJG, still in your own world huh

"Same with tattooed hoes who have more tats than sailors and prisoners" This made me laugh out loud Where the hell are you going to find a dancer under 35 not tatted up? Maybe a baby stripper but within 6 months here comes the ink

For a 59-year-old she's nice looking would I sleep with her no then again wouldn't any 59-year-old

I'm not turned on at all with snakes but she's just fucking hot https://youtu.be/txqpLEufGnA?si=r3SSnde6Y-sCn0-D

Founder Don't Let It Fester kill It Now

Visit at the start of her shift - leave - don't look back

A lot of us wear dress pants or shorts - weather permitting. I've never a owned a pair with deep enough pockets not to be concerned with losing cash or having a third party helping them themselves Curious to how you guys keep money in your pocket secure

Four decades A handful of states as I didn't travel for work Became an official/obsessive PL immediately after September 11th when I said fuck it

stripperlover let us how that works out when you actually go to your first strip club

I use a drop wallet for SCing 1s In my pocket 5s in wallet slots $400 in 20s, dark clubs easy to accidentally pull something larger out Never ATM additional cash stashed in car PayPal wouldn't normally recommend but it's one trusted long time ATF preference

Prescription medication or do you buy on street corners

Way too many to choose from Lynyrd Skynyrd Sweet home Alabama Simple Man Stones Satisfaction Just watched video Black Betty by ramjam its been stuck in my head for a week https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE?si=GClZvoT9Hns_wHY0

Simple solution if using life 360. If you're the administrator shut off your location sharing in the app on your phone it will show on her phone as "location sharing paused" when it's brought to your attention play dumb turn it back on. After several hours turn it off. Repeat as many times as necessary claiming You have no idea why it's doing that must be a glitch in the app. If you must reinstall the app and/or pretend to take it in to your provider. Sorry honey it just doesn't seem to want to work on my phone nothing I can do about it. I've had life 360 for years able to see her location mine still shows up as "Location sharing Paused"

Let's see her tits we'll judge if she's a "amazingly hot and sexy woman"