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6 years ago
^^I've faced tougher G's then you before, son. Don't let my calm demeanor and fashionable back brace fool you, even missing 3 vertebrae I'm no milquetoast, and f2f you wouldn't stand a chance against me.
Don't make me go all Travis Bickle on your wannabe pimp ass.
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6 years ago
I suddenly realized what Nicole's pictures reminds me of!
https://www.keane-eyes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Blue-Dress.jpg
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6 years ago
@g_s - You are too kind, good sir. It is a distinct pleasure to converse with another man of the world such as yourself, and a welcome respite from the usual crass and boorish knuckleheads I have to deal with here.
As expected from someone of your intelligence and acumen, your scenario is an interesting one, worthy of further deliberation. If the shot girl has redeeming value as you put it, then I do tend to alter my approach, and after politely declining the shot, I offer her a buck to flash her titties.
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6 years ago
You seem to be new here, so allow me to enlighten you on some of the intricacies of the board:
1. Very few of the "members" here are men of taste and distinction like you and me. Most are broke-ass poseurs who frequent lower tier clubs looking for cheap extras from 5's & 6's. A 7.5 is an aspiration goal for them.
2. This board may seem to be overrun by trolls, but 90% is just the work of two extremely deranged individuals. Once you learn their posting style (such as it is) you will easily be able to filter them out. The real problem here is the huge number of alt-right, Trump-loving nutcases that continue to post their political nonsense here. Oh, and once you've been on the board for a time, you'll come to find the parody trolls quite amusing.
3. As I'm sure you're aware, a smile and a polite, but firm, "No thank you, bitch" is 100% effective with shot girls.
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6 years ago
"Investigation led to the arrest of Kimberly Roman, 26, and David Valedon, 25, both of West Street in New Haven, who are accused of engaging in a physical altercation with one another inside of their vehicle while in the parking lot, police said."
They couldn't wait until they got home and have a fight in their front yard like normal people?
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
You guys are terrible at this game, lol
Let's try an easier one. Six words:
Tijuana chicas
Tijuana chicas
Tijuana chicas
Who am I?
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6 years ago
1. I date (FWB, not P4P) model quality civie hotties.
2. I wear a fashionable back brace because I'm missing 2 vertebrae.
3. I am actually EchoPizza running a parody troll account.
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6 years ago
"Try clearing your browser cached files"
I've heard he's been clogged up for a while now.
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6 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
It's almost 4 pm on the East Coast, so most of the TUSCL daytime club goers are wrapping up their visits and heading to Denny's for an early dinner. You should get more responses soon.
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6 years ago
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BigPimp69Why you Kisses Niggas for Free Hoe ?
Nina - UT-Austin is indeed a state (public) school, ranked as one of the top 20 public universities (usually ranked #1 in accounting and petroleum engineering) in the country.
Stick to topics you know about, like weed and bad rap lyrics.
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6 years ago
How often do you think shadowcat PMs Founder about some non-existent "problem" he's having with the site? 2, 3 times a day? More?
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6 years ago
When Rick says "hotel" he means one of those flea-bag $20/hour places where addicts go to shoot up. Those places are not recommended for the faint of heart.
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6 years ago
^^Back off spice, big boy. Stick with your 20 peso putas.
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6 years ago
@NJBalla - dude, where have you been? You must be the only person on here that doesn't know about how Countryman has to go to Tijuana to get laid.
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6 years ago
Great to hear you're busting your cherry. I hope she's gentle with you.
When I'm on an OTC date we usually start out with dinner at a Michelin rated restaurant, then head to a luxury hotel where I've rented a penthouse suite for the evening. If we meeting in the city, and I already know the girl well, we may go to my pied-à-terre, but I don't recommend that for newbies. Also, keep in mind, that I'm pulling 9+ and solid dimes for OTC.
Your 7.5 will probably be more than happy with Olive Garden or Red Lobster (her choice) and a 30 minute romp in a nearby Motel 6. Enjoy!
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6 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"is this girl an addict or homeless?"
Rick's "girls" do tend to be low rent addicts and/or over-the-hill washed up strippers with emotional problems.
Unlike the fresh, girl-next-door, college age hotties Daddy Tricks be running.
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6 years ago
"I could probably tell him my middle eastern friend in the pics was dancing in Dallas, so I sent her to meet up with you, and he'd probably believe that."
Nina - you just gave flagooner a plausible reason to keep believing you're Nicole, lol.
I know I shouldn't laugh at an elderly person's declining cognitive skills, but flag's continuing confusion over this is just too funny.
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6 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Take it easy, there Daddy_Tricks, Rick has one of the more fragile psyches on here. Can't you see this barrage of texts from that uncaring stripper has left him an emotional wreak?
Right now he needs our unconditional male support and a shoulder to cry out (in a manly way, of course).
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6 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Wow, she sent you 3 texts in 5 days...I'm amazed you've been able to go on with your life.
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6 years ago
You forgot Trish!
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6 years ago
Would you say she was a model-quality hottie, or more of a cute girl next door type?
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
What can I say? I still dig "You've got mail."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFBLiHpkcOk
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
That's one cold bitch (she's kinda hot, tho)
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6 years ago
^^Aren't those hats made in China?
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6 years ago
@shareher - No need to feel bashful. TUSCL is a welcoming and inclusive community that honors, respects, and values diverse experiences and preferences, including those that are usually minimized or devalued.
Feel free to get ur freak on.