numbers game . . .
gentleman_scholar
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What percent of strippers are worth getting dances from?
What percent of TUSCL trolls are actually funny?
What percent of shot girls accept that you neither want a shot nor care to buy them a shot instead?
What percent of TUSCL trolls are actually funny?
What percent of shot girls accept that you neither want a shot nor care to buy them a shot instead?
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2. 30% maybe?
3. No idea. I don’t work at strip clubs with shot girls. I’ve seen them in regular bars and events, and they just moved on if you said no.
2. 10% of trolls
3. 0% of shot girls
2. 1%
3. Not come across enough to have an opinion.
1. Very few of the "members" here are men of taste and distinction like you and me. Most are broke-ass poseurs who frequent lower tier clubs looking for cheap extras from 5's & 6's. A 7.5 is an aspiration goal for them.
2. This board may seem to be overrun by trolls, but 90% is just the work of two extremely deranged individuals. Once you learn their posting style (such as it is) you will easily be able to filter them out. The real problem here is the huge number of alt-right, Trump-loving nutcases that continue to post their political nonsense here. Oh, and once you've been on the board for a time, you'll come to find the parody trolls quite amusing.
3. As I'm sure you're aware, a smile and a polite, but firm, "No thank you, bitch" is 100% effective with shot girls.
#2 Just 2. Mamisan in small doses and SJG. SJG is some Andy Kaufman level shit. (He's not for real is he? That would just be sad.)
#3 0%. For some reason they think the ability to deep throat a test tube automatically warrants a tip.
But as far as number 3 is concerned, how do you handle these shot girls if you think they might have some sort of redeeming value, perhaps between the sheets, yet hold absolutely no value as a shot girl? How would you handle the bitch in such a situation?
But I like two bits too
As expected from someone of your intelligence and acumen, your scenario is an interesting one, worthy of further deliberation. If the shot girl has redeeming value as you put it, then I do tend to alter my approach, and after politely declining the shot, I offer her a buck to flash her titties.
Just wanted to say that before I go back to counting my stacks.
Don't make me go all Travis Bickle on your wannabe pimp ass.
At any rate, cretin, I am ready to meet you at the time and place of your choosing to give you the bare-knuckles thrashing you so richly deserve. gentleman_scholar has already agreed to act as my second.
I'm not going to dirty my hands with it myself, I'm too busy scrubbing them clean after I've had the misfortune of stumbling upon a club that the likes of you generally frequent.
As you wish, I will go kick your ass at a McDonald’s. Crazyjoe can be witness if he leaves his toilet stall open.
“I'm not going to dirty my hands with it myself, I'm too busy scrubbing them clean after I've had the misfortune of stumbling upon a club that the likes of you generally frequent.”
If you found trace bits of my cum, then you are all the better for it.
1. It depends on the club and it’s offering of extras. I don’t care about looks. I just care about cuming.
2. 30% is a relative guess. Sadly the percentage has declined recently due to the prevalence of useless, unfunny and uncreative trolls.
3. 0.00% - they still have shot girls peddling swill in clubs today?
I’ll have to go look at old threads on here. I think a lot of it in the past month or so were pretty funny. You must have been spoiled back then.
The girls also tell me that you blow a small load. It's big of you to be able to admit that, so to speak.
Sigh. Denial is such a painful place to be. I hope things improve for you.
3%
> What percent of TUSCL trolls are actually funny?
This is a crazy conspiracy theory
> What percent of shot girls accept that you neither want a shot nor care to buy them a shot instead?
100%, in the same way that a dog accepts that his erstwhile owner has dropped him off at the pound and isn't coming back. I try to tell myself that she'll be happier with other customers who are still on the sauce, but thoughts of shot girls past haunt me late at night sometimes when I can't sleep.
"#1 is location dependent. At a 7up, club maybe 40-50%. At a dive club, you are lucky to find 1 or 2."
I feel exactly the opposite. IME...
At most 7 up clubs I've been to the dances are to expensive and the dances are lame. Sure the ladies are pretty, but it is rare for the dances to be worth it.
A lot more goes on at the dives and the prices are usually better. I'd say almost half of the girls are attractive enough to get little flag to full mast and enjoy what they have to offer.
2. No idea. Theres more trolls now than non-trolls. Half of them are probably juice. Less than 25% are actually funny.
3. 90%
10% is 1 out of 10.