When I go to the strip club, everyone calls me "Sir"

avatar for two_bits
two_bits
If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
Some people (like myself) - by the way they look, they way they dress, the overall way they carry themselves - just naturally command respect and deference from the hot polloi. Although I’m used to such preferential treatment, it did strike me on my last visit to a (very upscale) gentleman’s club how everyone - doorman, door girl, bouncer, DJ, manager, bartender, waitress, even the 9.5 dancer I had on lockdown - called me “sir” throughout the evening. I think it has to do with how people can instinctively sense their social betters.

Anyway, I wondered if any of you PLs have had the same experience. Probably not.

14 comments

Jump to latest
avatar for Warrior15
Warrior15
6 years ago
I refer to older women as Ma'am. I would expect you are getting the same treatment.
avatar for two_bits
two_bits
6 years ago
@Warrior15 - I considered that, but since I look 10-15 years younger than my actual age, that can't be it.

avatar for flagooner
flagooner
6 years ago
LOL
avatar for 4got2wipe
4got2wipe
6 years ago
Ace!
avatar for nicespice
nicespice
6 years ago
Yes, sir!
avatar for future POTUS and Senator in training
But nicole1994 calls u bby
avatar for twentyfive
twentyfive
6 years ago
Do they call you sir when you bring the pizzas to their front door?
avatar for shailynn
shailynn
6 years ago
Well “sir” often refers to an old fart, and you say you look 10-15 years younger than you are, so is your real age 75?
avatar for Dominic77
Dominic77
6 years ago
They do the same thing to me (call me sir). But I have it on good advice here that it's because the staff doesn't know me yet. LOL.
avatar for jackslash
jackslash
6 years ago
avatar for Cashman1234
Cashman1234
6 years ago
I know PoleDancer83 always calls me Sir - or Mister - or Big Daddy...lol!
avatar for two_bits
two_bits
6 years ago
"so is your real age 75?"

Everybody here knows I'm 64, dumbass.
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
So two_bits, I guess you must be going to "Gentleman's Clubs". The more times they can call you 'sir', the more money they are able to make off of you.

SJG
avatar for lopaw
lopaw
6 years ago
That's just good customer service that far too few clubs seem to give a shit about.
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now