Comments by Lord_Cthulhu

"coming through New Orleans, Jackson, Birmingham, Atlanta, and then to South Carolina." Sounds like Sherman's March to the Sea. Will you burn Follies enroute?

Yes, it's shameful. Founder asleep at the wheel again.

As old as you are, you probably knew the real Sam Adams.

@skibum609 - you're bragging about having sex with your...wife? What are you, some kind of weirdo?

Does BJ99 have paperwork?

"question for dancers' Did any dancers actually answer...probably too busy having lesbian sex in the dressing room.

Yes, definitely, Founding One. All members should be required to post their real name, photo, and bio info, just as I have done. In addition, for dancers, posting club, schedule, and menu with prices should be mandatory.

Wise choice, enfeebled one. Considering you passed directly from middle age into decrepitude, how long do you expect to live anyway - 1-2 years max?

Maybe she's turned off by your colostomy bag?

^^Correction, the pictures shadowcat posted were of Ron Jeremy's penis

@SJG - "pumping loads into her"? Has it been at least 7 days since her treatment regime? Hopefully you're using condoms. You could become infected even if the harlot is no longer asymptomatic for chlamydia.

Traveling so soon? Guess this means the chlamydia is clearing up nicely?

Male escort...isn't that juice's job?

Front room tentacle makeout session. Then when it is time to insert your hectocotylus, you invite her to the vip.

@BJ4015 - Are you of the same sub-genus as BJ99?

^^^^^^^^ Identify a female to your liking, rear up and display several large suckers on the underside of your tentacles to identify themselves as male. Front room tentacle makeout session. Then when it is time to insert your hectocotylus, you invite her to the back room.

The SJG is the most apperceptive being I have encountered here - Heed his words! And yes, my front room makeout sessions always include tentacle banging.

"we may need to have the civil war again." Indeed. The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.

Good news. People were worried because Flag's dick pic STDs are said to be drug-resistant.

Welcome back oh diseased one.

@MisterWonderful - I like the way you think.

Awake mortals, and seek out the wisdom of the one called SJG! Buying dances is for chumps that slumber. Front room tentacle makeout sessions are the way of the woken.

@poledancer83 - Temptress! Why bother with this pitiful mortals when you can be with a Great Old One? P.S. Did you get the tentacle pic I sent you?

@londonguy - Eagerly awaiting your tales of depraved human debauchery. P.S. The one called "Clubber" sends his regards.