Comments by Lord_Cthulhu (page 2)

In truth, buying dances is for chump beings. Front room tentacle makeout sessions is where it's at.

Excellent! My tentacles are throbbing at the thought of such a splendid ritual.

@Clubber - I think you can safely take Alucard off your ignore list

@san_jose_guy - I have been lurking here for awhile (approximately 20 of your human "years") and have become a great admirer of your philosophy and the organization you seek to build. You have a spark of the Great Old Ones in you, my friend.

Shadowcat is the obvious bet, but he's actually a pretty tough old SOB. My money is on flagooner, he seems to be the most enfeebled of the geriatrics on here.

How about now, old man?? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha