Comments by lolruned (page 15)

I don't think I'd drive no more than 1 hour to go to a strip club. That means I'd be planning most of my day around going to the strip club

SJG, what would be your approach to a front room make out session at Hooters?

I kind of understand your situation. $20 for a lap dance (even with good mileage) seems like a bit of a waste of money. You're looking for validation by a stripper and that maybe she could possibly become your friend or girlfriend. I get this thinking and it shows me you are probably new to going to strip clubs. I see a lot of these strippers and with effort on my part, I can land a woman as my friend or girlfriend that is likely more attractive than these strippers. Sometimes, we just don't want to put much effort and go to the strip club for attention from these strippers. It's easy and disposable attention that makes a lot of us stay around in strip clubs. I think you'll probably have a better shot at becoming friends with a stripper by going to the club regularly, having the ability to hold a conversation, and being decently attractive. Bonus points if you are close in age to the stripper and are even more physically attractive. The unfortunate reality is being physically attractive is what drives a lot of relationships, especially with these strippers. I don't think I would want to be friends with the average stripper, but I'll be sure to stage tip and perhaps get a LD here and there

SJG sounds like an upstanding, Dr. Phil type of guy. Are you sure we shouldn't take advice from him? A front room makeout session does sound enticing...

^ Why is speaking to other customers a mistake?

TUSCL made strip clubbing more accessible. I've never really gone to a strip club prior to joining TUSCL. I prefer to spend my money wisely and get the most value for me. I'd rather not spend any money at a poorly reviewed club and save that extra cash for a club that is well reviewed. My view on a strip club is still relatively the same but I've found that it is actually pretty laid back and you can treat it like a bar if you wanted to

My rating scale is transferable. A 9 in Los Angeles is the same as a 9 in Alaska, although there will probably be a ton of 9s in Los Angeles. The physical attractiveness of people is so subjective that a universal rating scale would never work. One guy might think that one stripper is a mid 8 while I'll think she's a 7

I've never texted a stripper but I would assume the rules to texting apply just like a text from any other woman. If she texts you wondering how you're doing and what you're up to, I would think that means she is interested in your personal life. She'll follow-up with asking about details and whatnot. If she starts off with a "hey" and is very short and to the point, I would think that means "when is your PL butt coming back to the club?"

I don't think I could ever get involved with a stripper romantically, unless she was stripping as a way to fund her college degree or something like that. A lot of these strippers are just looking at the short-term and thinking "alright, I'm probably in my prime in physical looks and I have no other options, so I'm gonna start stripping and making tons of money for this short window I have. I get to party a ton, too." I naturally find this type of person unattractive and it just so happens that a lot of these strippers think like this. You might find that one unicorn of a stripper that has long-term plans (and are intelligent) and is stripping as a means to what she wants to do-- whether that's paying her way through her undergraduate degree and eventually going to medical school, or gaining the funds to create her own startup. This is the type of person that most likely has the quality someone like myself would find highly attractive. I also think that you shouldn't expect a stripper to maybe start liking you and perhaps date you if you've paid her money (other than stage tipping). You're paying for the girlfriend experience and she's providing you that fantasy. It's her job to maintain than fantasy and it's your job to have a healthy balance between reality and fantasy

I can kind of sense when a stripper might like me but for the most part, I always assume a stripper likes money way more. I come in to the club assuming the stripper likes money and I walk out of the club assuming the stripper likes money. Nothing changes

Would any of you guys consider stage tipping as "being a customer" of a stripper? I'm assuming most of you guys consider "being a customer" as someone who buys LDs, VIP, etc

Would any of you guys consider stage tipping as "being a customer" of a stripper? I'm assuming most of you guys consider "being a customer" as someone who buys LDs, VIP, etc

You're probably going to have trouble getting a text back from your everyday girl. Just amplify that 10x with a stripper. Most of them see you as the PL that you are. Lack of text back is also probably a way to work you (as in make you become even more desperate). Unless you're good looking or an athlete/multimillionaire, then you're completely out of luck

I would probably have started visiting strip clubs earlier... like early 20s. I'm assuming that any knowledge I currently have gets transferred to my younger self. I'd probably invest in a startup/crypto and walk away with at least 5 million. I'd probably go into high end real estate and retire early with passive income. Spend the rest of my time working out, meeting women, and strip clubbing

My issue is I'll have a couple of tabs up with one showing that I'm logged in and the other showing me logged off. Very frustrating

She looks like a butterface with a five head even on camera. You can kind of tell which instagirls might still be really attractive in real life, but of course these instagirls will almost always look better in pictures than real life. I see women walking on the street that are far more attractive than Alexis Texas

I think going for a feature is a waste of money. The strip club also charges a cover or increases the cover. Speaking specifically of Alexis Texas... she's kind of a butterface with a five head, so I'm not exactly the type that would go to a feature night for an Alexis Texas

I see what you're getting at and in theory, it sounds like it could be a viable option. However, you're rating the overall experience of a club. You aren't going to want separate reviews on a fast food restaurant, such as how good the food and service is in the afternoon vs night. The quality of the food and service should be the same across the board, regardless of what time you visit. I would probably be alright with a separate rating on afternoon vs night as some kind of VIP option

It means they need to go to the strip club again and spend some more money as a PL

It means they need to go to the strip club again and spend some more money as a PL

This is part of the reason I am hesitant on buying a dancer a drink. It's a bad business practice for people like me who can recognize the difference between fantasy and reality. For the PLs that like the fantasy of getting a stripper a bit tipsy and did not realize they just paid $10 for a shot of water... I would say do whatever makes you happy. Or even if you did recognize it's a shot of water... you're not only supporting a bad business practice. This is something that would make me feel like I was scammed.

Nothing is free in life

It's all about going to the strip club alone

I've already browsed the members all time lists. I don't put much weight into those when I get the impression the guy has a huge ego and needs to use TUSCL as a way to improve his "e-pene." Also, has to show that he is king to any newcomer to TUSCL and that every stripper is his and never ask any questions. But yes, Papi_Chulo is our king and nobody shall say otherwise!

^ Your sarcasm is appreciated and obnoxious nature is relevant. Thanks!