Comments by WiseToo

My pet peeve is when during a lap dance I politely ask her to do something simple, like turn around so I can see her boobs rather than her back, and she ignores me and says something like all my other customers like my dancing. And then she has the audacity to ask if I want another dance.

My pet peeve in club reviews is that some clubs never or hardly ever get reviewed while others get reviewed ad nauseam. Take New Jersey, for example. About 170 clubs are listed and about 100+ clubs haven't been reviewed in at least a year to as long as 15+ years. OTOH, Club Desires in Providence seems to get reviewed every week. An adjudicator needs to have some slack in the criteria used for reviews of infrequently reviewed clubs because some information about a recent visit to the club is better than nothing.

She has a sense of humor. Her name Malarkey means insincere, meaningless, or deliberately misleading talk; nonsense. That definition fits just about all dancers and she proved it with her opinion of Joe Biden. Definitely get another dance!

Your experience provides valuable information about the club. I would post it as a review.

Not appropriate for discussion. Should be moved to "Unpublished Articles" for those who like to read fantasy.

Due to a data breach at a medical office, lawyers filed a class action lawsuit. According to the proposed settlement, each patient is entitled to $25. The lawyers are waiting for the court's approval. Really, only $25? I can't stop laughing.

She has been to clubs before, so ask her about her experiences. What she liked, didn't like and what she expects at the holiday party with you. That way boundaries and expectations (both hers and yours) can be set and not left to chance. And you can avoid a potential disaster.

The owner of the club said, "she seemed like she was possessed by a demon." Well, you call your club, "Casa Diablo Original Blood" which means "home of the devil" and you are shocked by what happened? Maybe the dancer just wanted some Original Blood.

Once as I was parking my car, a PL who had a classic car parked next to me. We were talking about his car as we walked into the club. Bouncer at the door knew the PL, assumed we were friends and waived the cover charge. Immediately, some dancers approached the PL and he went with a couple of dancers to the VIP area. I sat at a table and some other dancers came over and started fighting over who would sit down. The bouncer had told them to come over to my table assuming I had very deep pockets like the PL. I enjoyed every moment of the fight all for a lap dance.

An attorney knowledgeable about Royalty Rights and Residuals can advise you about performance royalties so you don't miss out on income you rightfully deserve, if any.

Prince - KISS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a9kOCHYZIw

Police say that the person of interest in the United Healthcare shooting had $10,000 in cash plus some foreign currency. I'm not surprised. He may have been planning on having a great time at a local strip club and wanted to be prepared.

What is the meaning of the "E", "S", "C", and "E" in the discussion?

I gave the review a "thumbs down" too. Absolutely no useful information.

I would expect to pay 100 because the dancer and club know they will make the same amount of money regardless of whether it was paid in full up front or in two installments.

I think strip clubs going Thursday-Saturday nights is just the sign of the times and not necessarily due to anything the club did. I know of some restaurants / bars that were once open seven days a week have now reduced their hours. One restaurant in particular where I get take out is now closed on Monday and has reduced hours on Tuesday and Sunday. And a lot of bars have reduced their hours by simply opening later. It seems now its best to call ahead to confirm the hours of any business and not just assume they will be open.

Is it possible she did some Tequila shots with her titties?

Wow! Smash.

I wouldn't say anything about the meme unless she brings it up. If she does, tell her the truth. You would have preferred a pic or video. Leave it at that and then change the subject.

"Make Strip Clubs Great Again" with American born and raised strippers. No more imports. Clubs that hire imports get hit with a 25% tax surcharge.

Going 1-2 times a month is fine, if you are going to the right kind of club. Read reviews of the clubs in your area and decide which ones, if any, seem promising in satisfying your needs. The clubs set the atmosphere and the girls will come and go as they work in the club. Focus on being in the right kind of club and not on the girls.

I also experienced similar lack of interest. The only girl who showed interest recognized me from RI Dolls. She gave me some up close views of kitty when on stage.

Good review.

It's called a miracle.

Those tits look like a balloon about to explode. Touch them and boom! I'll pass.