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published 6 yrs ago
Synn Gentlemen's Club
15619 Valley Blvd City of Industry, CA 91744
To live and die in COI
Club is in City of industry not far from the other clubs in this area. You should be good on parking. Synn anchors a strip mall. Guy in the front pats you down. Cover is…
published 6 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino
312 S Riverside Ave Rialto, CA 92376
Waste of time, just go to LA
Came on a Friday night on the way back to Phoenix. So i thought I’d just check it out. It’s in a nice area. By a Tacos Mexico that’s open late as hell. In a…
published 6 yrs ago
Jet Strip
10624 Hawthorne Blvd Inglewood, CA 90304
Some of the dancers here look like New York Jets
Clubs on hawthrone blvd. I don’t think it’s a bad area at all. Commercial and residential. Has a parking lot watched by a guy. Cover is $11 military is free. Layout is one main stage…
published 6 yrs ago
Plan B
11637 W Pico Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90064
Plan Z
For me atleast, not really my kind of joint. Very luxurious kind of feel in here. Country clubbie and the customers mirrored that. Came in on a Friday night around 830. Not too many patrons…
published 6 yrs ago
Body Shop
8250 Sunset Blvd West Hollywood, CA 90046
No Body’s in the Body shop!
Nobody. I walked in no cover because there was nobody to pay it. Came around 830 after a fuck ton of traffic. It’s on the sunset strip a very busy area. They have a small…
published 6 yrs ago
Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl Upland, CA 91786
Club Tropicana drinks are freeeeeeeeee, fun and sunshine there’s enough for everyone! Oh wait I’m being told it’s Tropical Leo not Club Tropicana. You have pay for your drinks here sorry
Came here on a Wednesday night. The club is is in upland California kinda of in the eastern part of the Southland. In decent commercial area. Plenty of parking. Entrance cover is $15. Your supposed…
published 6 yrs ago
Sahara Theatre
1210 S State College Blvd Anaheim, CA 92806
I dream of raaaaaaaaaayaaaaainnnnn I dream of gardens in the desert sand, this desert rooooosssseeee yeeeeeeeyeeeeeaaaaaaahhh
Came here on a Wednesday night looking for a hottie to to take my money. Club is in a nice suburban area not far from Angels stadium. Matter of fact I did the Angels flap…
published 6 yrs ago
Palms Gentlemens Club
2540 N Palm Dr Signal Hill, CA 90755
Wipeout
Just got done surfin decided to head to a club. So listen to this while you read. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpsuGMeqHI Palms. Came here around 6pm. No cover at this time. Nice place good parking when I…
published 6 yrs ago
Club 7557
7557 Woodley Ave Van Nuys, CA 91406
8675 uhh 57...309!
Came in on a Monday. In a suburban area. Van Nuys. Plenty of parking. Entrance is not in front despite a sign. Go to the back parking lot you enter through there. Go in get…
published 6 yrs ago
VIP Cabaret
12147 Victory Blvd North Hollywood, CA 91606
The Showgirls talked me out of VIP
Monday night after midnight. North Hollywood, California. Across from this big Wells Fargo building. You can see that off in the distance to help you locate this place. Tons of parking in back no worries.…
published 6 yrs ago
The Library Gentlemen's Club
7000 Garden Grove Blvd Westminster, CA 92683
I wanted to get some reading done but was a little distracted
Westminster, California. Come here on a Monday night. Nice area, plenty of parking. Cover was $10. Beers were $7. Layout walk in Main stage to your right. Bar to your left. Normal dance room straight…
published 6 yrs ago
Roaring 20s
552 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133
Here’s a pro tip for this place. Hire some dancers who have been dancing since the 1920’s and reduce prices to $20 a dance. You’ll make more money
It’s another Broadway club in this area. All these clubs are bunched one area. Really cool neighborhood, North Beach. Sunday night cover was $20 but they gave me half off for Military. I said fuck…
published 6 yrs ago
Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
895 O'Farrell St San Francisco, CA 94109
About as hot as the museum of natural history
No wait I take that back. That mammoth skeleton was sexy. Never mind. Saturday night after 12. Club is downtown. I just wanted to check it out for the history to be honest. I was…
published 6 yrs ago
Nicola's
960 S Gerhart Ave Commerce, CA 90022
Yo Nicola you having way too many guys over.
Place was packed is an understatement. Seat were filled twice over. Came here on a Friday night after midnight. It’s in an industrial area in the City of Commerce. Didn’t seem that ghetto the area.…
published 6 yrs ago
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
Cool throwback vibe
But buy anything NAAAAAAY 🐎 You should be able to park somewhere on the streets at nighttime. It’s in the heart of downtown. A lotta crooks and homeless running around as I was walking to the…
published 6 yrs ago
Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
1031 Kearny St San Francisco, CA 94133
Surprising zero hustle at the hustler club
Came here on a Friday night after Penthouse. Cover is $15 but military is waived at the door. Club is one of the many clubs in that area. It’s a different kind of clubs too.…
published 6 yrs ago
Vanity After Dark
412 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133
Penthouse is something I cannot afford in San Francisco. It is also a strip club that I am about to review
This is one of the many clubs on broadway. Military is free here. The guy at the front Jim was very friendly. The club is itself is really good looking. Walk in past reception desk.…
published 6 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino
2020 E Olympic Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90021
This ain't no disco And it ain't no country club either This is L.A. (This title was proudly paid for by the LA city council. The
Friday night. Came here. When they talk about the homeless crisis in LA, they are talking about the area around this club. Plenty of parking went I went though, but it is $5. Inside I…
published 6 yrs ago
Fantasy Castle
2800 Walnut Ave Signal Hill, CA 90755
Assault upon ye Boobies keep
The land of Signal Hill in ye province of California. Storming of ye olde Fantasy Castle. I ride fast and hard up to the the draw bridge. I was adorned in my coat of arms…
published 6 yrs ago
Bare Elegance
4824 W Imperial Hwy Inglewood, CA 90304
Heaven
My eyes have never felt So. God. Damn. Good. Friday night after midnight in Hawthorne, California. On Imperial Fwy. There is valet parking but I parked on the back street. Walk in there is a…
published 6 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance
19900 Normandie Ave Torrance, CA 90502
Felt like 2nd grade again
Oh boy scolded pretty good. Came here on a Friday night after getting gay at the Torrance YMCA. Had to straighten out you know what mean. Strip Club time. Place is in industrial area. Cover…
published 6 yrs ago
Dirty's Topless Bar
3308 NW Grand Avenue Phoenix, AZ 85017
Came here to kick back and dirty off my shoulder
Came here on a Thursday afternoon. Specifically to eat to be totally honest for that $5 steak and fries deal. The place in on grand avenue near Glendale. It’s in a industrial area, when…
published 6 yrs ago
Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club
2911 E Van Buren St Phoenix, AZ 85008
Red Moon
Came here after Christie’s I’m Tempe. Cover was $12 on a Wednesday night. Not far from downtown. Get patted down at the entrance. Club does not serve alcohol just like water and bullshit like that.…
published 6 yrs ago
Christies Cabaret
1675 W Baseline Rd Tempe, AZ 85283
None of the dancers had a bigger ass than Chris Christie but it was still pretty good
Came here on a Wednesday around Midnight. Nice enough part of town. Plenty of parking. Go inside cover is free for military and I think it’s $12 otherwise. Walk in bar is to your left…
published 6 yrs ago
Perfect 10 Cabaret
404 E Highland Mall Blvd Austin, TX 78752
Way less crowded than YR or Palazio would be
Came here on a Saturday evening around 7. It’s in a warehouse district not far off I-35. The place is really nice, cover was $6 but waived for military. Walk in there’s a bar to…
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