Reviews by Muddy

If that's your thing then yeah you should probably hit this place up. Came in on a rainy Saturday night. There's good parking just go to the adjacent lot across the street. The club is…

Came in on a Saturday night. Right off 95. Plenty of parking. Area is nice. Cover was $20. Both door girls I thought were the hottest girls in the place. Metal detector right after. Walk…

Was in a Elizabeth thought I’d stop at Taboo. Area is fine. Parking lot, a little crowded but you should get a spot. This was Sunday night too I wasn’t expecting it to be busy.…

Came in on Wednesday night. Hunts point. I don't think it's a bad area but crime statistics might disagree. Whatever I found parking. Today I was feeling like Willy Wonka up in this bitch, craving…

Came in on a Tuesday night. I had nothing else to do so I thought I’d check out a new club. Drove in because on week night knew I would get good parking and I…

Came on a Wednesday night. Around 10. Was one of the first customers in. Cover was $20. Some kind of Halloween party going on. Layout just to knock it out. Walk in bathrooms are upstairs.…

Came on a Friday night. This club is way out east on the island in Ronkonkoma. It’s in an industrial park area. There is a parking lot but if that’s full there is a lot…

Could be something here. Atleast better than previous reviews might indicate. They must’ve hired a new batch of foreign girls. Came on a Saturday night around midnight. Cover was $15 get patted down and all…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA Like Mermaids but opposite. Fish part on top. Alright that's a little mean but nothing stood out. Can't even get private dances here anyway. They might just dance for you at the bar, come that…

Does anybody fucking clean up out front. It was all over the street. Smelled like shit because it was shit. Alright there was plenty of street parking right off the BQE in Woodside not far…

Came on a Friday night. It’s in Astoria, good area. I found parking on the streets. Should be alright to find a spot at night. Cover was $20. My beer was $8. Lapdances are $30.…

Went on aFriday night after midnight. It looked apocalyptic, place is definitely done for. Could see why it didn’t do to well based location. Not necessarily on a main thoroughfare, in a middle of nowhere…

Came on a Thursday night after midnight. It’s in a strip mall on Newbridge road in the heart of prototypical Long Island suburbia. Plenty of parking. Cover was $15. Bud light was $8.50 and there…

This place hasn't been reviewed in a while. It's called Secrets now not Illusions. They have a parking lot, should be enough spots. Came just after midnight. No cover. Bunch people out front having a…

Came on a Saturday night after midnight. It’s in smithtown, nice area. A lot more trees out here way out in Suffolk. Plenty of parking. It looks like somebody’s house on the side of the…

Came in on a Saturday night. It’s has its own parking lot wasn’t hard to find a spot. Street parking seemed filled so if you don’t get a spot on the street it might be…

Came in after midnight on a Saturday. This is the Sopranos strip club. Right off I-80 you can’t see it from there driving. Plenty of parking. Safe area. Big place. Walk in, No cover. Layout…

Came here on a Saturday night. Between MetLife stadium and Manhattan in Secaucus New Jersey. It’s located across from a dump it looks like and boy does it smell like shit. Anyway there are plenty…

Came in after midnight on a Saturday. Right off I-80 you can’t see it from there driving. Plenty of parking. Safe area. Big place. Walk in, No cover. Layout if one rectangle bikini bar couple…

It might’ve been because the Yankees just had a playoff win that it was so packed, also Friday night. I didn’t give a shit though because I’m a Mets fan. One of the many Paterson…

Big club for New Jersey. Only like 10 dancers working though. Came on a Friday night after midnight. Plenty of parking in an industrial area. Walk in cover is $10 drink ticket so atleast you…

Came here on a Friday night. It’s in Bloomfield, New Jersey. I thought the area was fine. I parked on the street, their parking lot is pretty small. Walk in, no cover. Place was fucking…

Friday night. It got good reviews so I thought I would stop in. Downtown Paterson by a hospital. They have a parking garage. Walk in get patted down. Layout is bar on the right with…

Neighborhood bar completely tucked away in a suburban area. Came on a Friday night. NJballa reccomended it and I’m glad I took his advice. And Man I wish I had a bar like this in…

And I’ll show you where I’m going to be spending my money. Long Island city on a rainy Thursday night. It’s in an industrial area, right across from that famous SilverCup Studios sign you see…