Reviews by Muddy

Came here on a Wednesday night. It’s in a warehouse district in Brooklyn. Area is pretty safe. I parked on the side of the building not sure if you can park there but I did.…

Long Island city on a Wednesday night. I found parking on the street. Warehouse area this the only thing going on in the neighborhood at this time. I come in metal detector get patted down.…

I thought I was going to Executive club but I guess this is Lerouge lounge. Ok whatever. Cover was $40 this changes at 930 from $20 to $40. I had just come from scores I…

Came in on a Tuesday night just before 9. I was probably the first customer there. I was able to find parking on a weeknight. It is right by the new massive Hudson Yards Project…

And I’m bringing my balls are blue so get ready, get ready Came on a Saturday night with a buddy. He already knew a dancer here. No cover. Way the fuck out on the island in…

Ok maybe that is a little harsh but I thought it sounded funny. Came in on a Saturday night. In Huntington which is a pretty nice area. Not a big place, decent parking. Only club…

Came here on a Saturday night. There was parking but the parking lot was almost filled. Industrial area, I thought it was an alright area. Walk in, no cover the guys checks your id and…

Saturday night in Jersey. Breathless is an industrial area in Rahway. I parked on the sidewalk leading up to the place. You'll find a spot. Walk in cover is $10 or $15 I just can't…

Came here on a Saturday night after midnight after Go Go Rama. I stopped because the parking lot was so packed, figured I'd see what the deal is. Drive in, Valet is $5 yet you…

Heard a lot about this place so I wanted what the deal was. Saturday night, parking lot packed to the gills but I got a spot. It's in a residential area in Laurence Harbor. Walked…

Came here before midnight on Wednesday. Heart of midtown, not from Times Square. Area is not bad at all. Parking obviously is gonna be a bitch. Cover was $20 but free with military. The…

Hoops is right next to Rick's Cabaret, not far from MSG and Penn Station. I got a flyer from so dude yelling on the street. Thank God for that guy, saved me $20 bucks that…

Wednesday night like around 9. Club is in a famously nice area, the upper east side. Right near the 59th street bridge. Make sure you go to their website to get their coupon for free…

West side of manhattan I usually do train but was able to find parking on a weeknight. Club is around the corner from where they shoot the Daily Show. That show sucks though so here…

Came in after midnight on a Sunday. I don’t why I even came. On Conklin in Farmingdale. Plenty of parking I only saw 2 other cars in the parking lot shouldn’t have even walked in.…

This club is right around the corner from flashdancers which I had just come from. No parking whatsoever, take the train. It’s midtown area is plenty safe. Walk into a typical bar, the strip club…

Club is in Midtown on 45th between 9th and 8th. Came around 2. Parking is impossible so never take your car, take the train. I was in town with my car and had to leave…

I was in the city and dressed in a suit for some other shit but I was passing by so why not. No cover. It’s Manhattan so absolutely no parking. I was already there but…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyRL48ADjQ Came in a saw this beautiful 18 year old dancer, Alex. She was a steel worker by day and stripper by night. And she rides a bicycle everywhere. Typical for a high school girl.…

Just outside downtown across a bridge. The neighborhood it’s built alongside a hill with train tracks on top. Industrial area. Good parking. Cover was $10 and get patted down. Walk in down hallway bathrooms on…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ILWSp0m9G2U Downtown Pittsburgh. Friday night. On the 9th Avenue. Parking might be a bitch but I found a spot on the street a block away. Cover was $15 but guy gave me $5 off for being…

Yeah they were chanting all like that when I came in. Sometimes you can judge a club on its name. Just escaping downtown Pittsburgh, seems like an alright area. This club does have mandatory valet…

Me and a dear friend were sailing in search of the location. Through the foggy mist we heard a beautiful song. My friend Jeremy heard it as a Clarion call. I attempted to intervene I…

Wensday night after midnight. Place is outside of Chicago just south. There is a awkward road that goes around back that lead to the parking lot. I was a little confused you couldn’t enter the…

Dancers is on the west side of town near the airport. Place looks like somebody remolded a pep boys into a strip club. Walk in cover is $5 but free for military. Layout is bar…