Reviews by Muddy

Alright that enough of that. This club is off I-10. Your gonna think it’s packed but it’s not the bar next door is packed. Cover was $11 on a Saturday night. I came to All…

Club is off of I-35. Came in on a Saturday night. Parking is a complete shit show. There should be something on the streets if you can’t get a spot (you won’t). Cover was $5.…

This place is off highway 183 get ready it’s a sharp right off a highway. Dangerous as fuck I almost got into an accident. Hard to see because of construction. Came here on a Saturday…

Came here after midnight on a Friday night. This club is off I-10 and just around the block from the club All Stars. Parking was pretty packed to brim but I got a spot. Cover…

This club is off of I-35. There should be parking for somewhere, the lot was rather full but plenty spots on the street. Walk in get frisked. For good reason a lot of crooks running…

This is another San Antonio strip club of 410. I parked in the back there was plenty of parking. Walk in. Cover for military was $10 on a Friday night. I believe $20 otherwise. They…

Came here on the 4th of July after Sam’s Hofbrau. Many clubs in the area were closed today. Spearmint Rhino in COI was open so i figured I’d give it a shot. Cover gets more…

That’s right here if your military you get half off everything they serve so sandwich was $4 and a beer was $3. That’s a really kick ass deal. If I lived in LA I would…

Came here on a Wednesday around 630. Place is in the pacific beach neighborhood. Super nice area IMO I’m a total beach guy. Before this I was really taking in the sites of San Diego.…

Came here after visiting Cheetahs. It just a few block away. Cover is $10 with like an online website coupon they told me to show them. They told me to do this to them. They…

This club is in the Kearny Mesa section of San Diego. Cover on a Tuesday night was $20 the first time and $10 as long as you keep the ticket they give you. And $10…

This club is located just outside of downtown San Francisco on Broadway. The gay pride festivals were over, but as I was heading to this club a pack of proud homosexuals chanting “We’re here, we’re…

In SF for first time. I had just finished skipping at that Full House opening credits park. I was like an even gayer John Stamos. I mean straighter. Straight I meant. I heard Gold had…

Came here on a Saturday night just after midnight after coming from Playpen. 4play is in West Los Angeles in a industrial/commercial part of town. Cover $20 with a one drink minimum, it’s full nude…

Came here on a Saturday night. In the industrial part of downtown LA.They say mandatory valet I didn’t experience this I just parked on the street right across from the adjacent bar. The cover was…

I can here on a Saturday afternoon after just visiting Hi-Liter only a few blocks away in a similar suburban neighborhood. This is another famous well reviewed Phoenix club. No cover, I went in at…

This is is one of the most talked about clubs on tuscl, if not the most talked about so it was on my to do list of places to check out while passing through Phoenix.…

Came on a saturday night. I always knew about it but I always avoided because this kind of place is not my thing at all. Only two dancers working at time, I'm so picky in…

It’s a bar with some poles installed. Sal’s is some hole in the wall dive bar across I-10 from Red Parrot. I went here on a Saturday night. THERE WERE NO DANCERS! SATURDAY NIGHT! If…

This is my regular club, so a lot of memories here and know it real well. It's on I-10 on the eastern edge of town. Place was opened in 1994 by former UTEP star and…

I'll be honest I wasn't even aware that there was a strip club in New Mexico outside of Albuquerque. Here it is. I just driving back to El Paso from Roswell. No I didn't see…

Saturday night. Right off I-25. Plenty of parking. Cover is free for active military. Walk in. Stage is in center, VIP and bathrooms to your left, bar to your right. $10 for floor dance and…

I may be being a tad harsh but no touching in VIP that my first encounter with something like this I couldn’t believe it. That’s my main beef with this place. This place is right…

Club is in a suburban eastern part of town Eubank Blvd. Seemed like a nice part of town. Came here on a Saturday night. Maybe a little early at 9. About 10-15 dancers about half…

I’m just asking because the guy who sets the prices here has no fucking clue. Yo $40 for a dance in VIP! $40! $20 for an air dance on the floor. No touching the girls…