Lunatic Fringe

Morristown, NJ. Thursday night at about midnight. True to it's name this place feels like it's out on the fringe, it's like at least 45 minutes from Manhattan. Right off of 287. Your on Ridgefield ave and you'll see the sign. Then take like an off path to the club. Good sized parking lot, shouldn't be an issue. Walk in, No cover, no pat down, no nothing. Bar on the right. Stage on the left. Seating around that and tables/chairs around the rest of the club including an elevated area. VIP/LD area in the back. Bathrooms just before that. Big TV's all around. This place must be new, it looks sharp. More of an upscale feel. Lap dances are $25 and VIP is $225 for 30 minutes. Girls walk around for tip parade. I didn't see anybody sitting at the stage, all mostly at the bar. Bartender was very good looking. Sort of looked like a skinnier Eva Mendes. Crowd maybe like 25 people. Mostly white, some black and Latino dudes sprinkled in.

Dancers. I have to admit I was impressed. There is some seriously fine looking women here and I would label it a 7up Factory. A couple black girls, they were a little too skinny for me, like rake thin, but they were pretty. One asian girl very hot. A couple Latinas, I would I was head over heels for but kept missing her/she always tied up. Black hair, great ass. She was an easy 10 for me. A few white girls, all pretty hot. Prior reviews mentioned Russians/Ukranians if they were there, I didn't hear any accents at least. No bad looking girls at all. About 10,11 dancers or so. And then one girl who looked white but she was Syrian (that's different) named Foxy. I guess you would just say she was a white syrian girl with blue eyes. Black hair, nice rack. She came up to me and chatted. I had just got there, so I told her let me get a drink and I'll do one. She was hot, why not.

Back to the Lap dance area. This had to be the gayest setup ever (after 21 bar in uptown manhattan but I won't get into that right now) but anyway I'll describe like this. It's like getting lap dances in a library except the old lady librarian sitting at the desk is the big black bouncer dude. It's so damn quite there you can here everybody's conversation. Hard to make a solid OTC pitch, or hell any kinda pitch for anything at all. Do that at the bar. There is no way you can get any kind good mileage. Really awkward as fuck. VIP is basically the same fucking thing it's just past a glass partition, same couches and I could see the couple in VIP in full view. So to sum up you prepay for the dances at the desk, then it's just a couch square community dance room. And then VIP is the end of the room with a glass wall. That's it. People were actually going all in too, they were either RIL or just never been to a good strip club. This shit was a joke. You can't even talk dirty without everyone hearing. Just a major buzzkill. You are allowed to touch though but I couldn't take off her top. Just an awful setup, not a place to have fun. But then again maybe that's why the lineup is good. When your time is up the guy at the desk will call out your dancers name.