Similar to Jimmy Dean's Breakfast Sausage

Bellmore, NY. Long Island. Nassau County. In a strip mall on the intersection of Newbridge and Bellmore Avenue. This is the closest club to where I grew up, you don't even think about crime in this area. Nassau county is mostly just teachers, cops, firefighters, stock brokers etc. that commute to the city, nobody is about that hood life in these parts. Other than Mirage which is kind of on the Suffolk/Nassau this is the only real option in Nassau county and it's only open Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights. Cover is $15 Friday and Saturday and $10 Thursday.

Friday night around 1. ID check at the door, $15 cover to guy in a booth. Walk in. Layout bar on left, long runway type stage on right. LD area is curtained booth in middle. VIP is beyond that. Bathroom is past the bar. Now not only does it not have a door on the shitter stall but it doesn't even have a door on the bathroom. So you have to take a shit you are actually visible from the bar. I mean I guess they don't want you to take a shit here but it could really back fire on this club if some sociopath comes in after eating dominoes or some shit and starts blowing it up in full view with no smell barrier whatsoever. I'd pay to see that unfold though.

LD's are $30 for 4 minutes. VIP is $200 for 30 minutes which seems pretty affordable actually. The owner Billy Dean, is the bartender here and he's very active, almost too active. He walks around with a clip board and opens the curtained booths when people's times up. Talk about a mood killer. The whole time I'm gonna be wondering when the fuck this guy barges in. Other than that stuff though he seems like a jubilant kind of guy. He'll come out from the bar and yell out by the stage "How's everybody doin tonight?!?!" And every body responds "Yaaaaaay!" Customers about 20, mostly younger white dudes.