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published 2 yrs ago
Enter the Dragon
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Phoenix, AZ. Friday night, just came from Candy Store both up here on the north side of town. Drive up, parking lot, walk in the entrance. Girl at the front, cover is $10, free military.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Time to put this fire out 🌊 ....Oh no it was a grease fire! OH NOOOO! SOMEBODY HELP! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! HELP! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Mesa, AZ. I call it Table. Friday night. Way the fuck east. Not much if you keep going. Plenty of parking. Walk in, no cover, no id check, no interaction, no nothing. States 2 drink…

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published 2 yrs ago
Yeah I use a Candy Cane as my pimp cane. Don't judge me bitch.
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Phoenix, AZ. Friday night. First of a big time Phoenix club run. Just ate at Carolina's not too far from here and needed to take a massive diarrhea so I came here. Plenty of parking,…

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published 2 yrs ago
Coyote Ugly
reviewed by
Muddy

3.3

Glendale, AZ. Right outside Luke AFB. In a strip mall, enough parking in the lot. Walk in. Bald guy was chatting with a few girls, gets up and gives you a pat down, no cover.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Too Xplicit
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Glendale, AZ. West side. Sunday night. Plenty of parking. Club looks like a big box out on it's own. Can't miss it. Walk in, bald guy at the front. ID scan. Cover is $10 and…

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published 2 yrs ago
HOW 'BOUT DEM COWBOYS! YEEHAW! Wait a second shouldn't it be Cowgirls?!? Those were Cowgirls right? I did naughty things back there. Not Cowboys Right?...Right? Hello? Hello?
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Lexington, KY. Club is in the back of a strip mall, drive in on the side under the Cowboys sign. Plenty of parking in the back. Walk in cover is $5. Walk in, bar on…

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published 2 yrs ago
Seabiscuits and Gravy. Hold on that's not gravy!
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Lexington, KY. Wednesday night. Of the strip clubs in Lexington this one that kind of out on it's own in the southeast part of town on Athens Boonesboro road. Seems like a safe area to…

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published 2 yrs ago
G Strung Out Divas
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Lexington, KY. Wednesday night. Right next to a taco bell. Plenty of parking in the lot. Big fat guy does the pat down. $5 cover to a black lady. Walk in. Very blue club with…

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published 2 yrs ago
Bonasera, Bonasera
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Louisville, KY. Wednesday night after midnight. Near the airport right across from a gas station. I parked on the side of the club. Small lot but you should be able to find a street spot.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Have I watched porn where the horse is fucking the girl? Yes...Yes. Have I jerked it off to it? Yeah ok you got me, I have. I'm not proud of it but I was young, naive and didn't know any better. Would I do it again? Probably.
reviewed by
Muddy

3.7

Louisville, KY. Wednesday night after midnight. Most Louisville strip clubs are here on 7th street and just be advised this the hood for Louisville. Not far from Churchill Downs and University of Louisville. Parking lot,…

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published 2 yrs ago
Anybody else see that one time Kirk Herbstreit cried like a little bitch? LMAO!
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Columbus, OH. Friday night after midnight. Came from right next door at Gold club. As I walked up a big group of young drunk customers was getting thrown out. One dude was at the door…

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published 2 yrs ago
Eating Buckeye's will cause massive diarrhea. I learned the hard way so you don't have to
reviewed by
Muddy

7.3

Columbus, OH. Friday night, safe area right next to Vanity. I parked in the adjacent strip mall parking lot. Walk in, ID check, cover is $15 free military. Guy at the front was friendly was…