Star Wars Episode XXXV: A Jedi, his Lightsaber, VIP's and a whole lotta fuckin fees

Sayerville, NJ. XXXV Club or 35 Club. Right by the outerbridge crossing to Staten Island to those coming from NY like myself. Good location, a really lit up you can see it from a couple miles a way on the Route 35 hence the name. It didn't look like they were charging people for parking like they usually do, but I parked right in the lot next to it just in case. You have to check your phone so left my phone in the car. I don't like doing that and that is a huge deterrent for coming to this club, everybody life is in their phone you just don't want to not have it on you and especially not give it up for somebody to fuck up and give it away. That'll ruin your fucking week. Anyway it's $25 to get in, nothing off for military. Walk in $5 to buy a mandatory water. They can also go and get beer outside for you for some insane price. All the seating around the stage was filled so I sat by the tables I forgot they try to charge for that so the lady said $75 to sit where I'm sitting even more to sit above that I forget how much but you have to sit near the stage here basically. They offered to kick a dancer off the stage seating to have me sit which sounded like a dick move but seating opened up as I was having that conversation and I plopped down.

The girl I was most interested in on this night came up to me first but then we hashed out that $75 thing and she said she would get back to me, I almost took her VIP right like that super quick and I'd be outta there. Some black haired white chick with really nice tits. Set up by the way is stage on the left, VIP curtain booths in the back $150 for 15 minutes up from last I was here of $125. Dances are $30. Mileage is awesome here.

This club is nude so that's what you see on stage. A lot of Latinas here and some white girls. Talent overall some not to great but there really are some good looking girls here. This club is despised on TUSCL and there is alot to hate about it with all these stupid fees for everything they want to charge you for this and that and that it's so stupid. BUT the club does have some great looking girls working here, and the VIP's are somewhat affordable and really good. So if you can get past the bullshit this is THE SPOT when I just have to come through with something on that night. I don't enjoy hanging out here but it has I what I want as far as club fun. I will say it easy to make friends with how squished everybody's seated by the stage, girls are constantly coming up from behind you and asking about LD's and VIP's.