Reviews by Muddy

McKees Rocks, PA. Saturday night. Right over the bridge from Pittsburgh. Seems like an alright area to me. Plenty of parking in the lot, on both sides. They have the number of dancers working on…

Four Corners, FL. Friday night. Right off US27. Seems like an alright area to me. It's got a lot, it can a little tight but I found a spot. Walk on up. Dude at the…

Duncannon, PA. Friday night after midnight. Just north of Harrisburg. Havne't been to this one yet, I guess they opened it pretty recently, it doesn't feel like a new club at all, it's a beat…

Orlando, FL. Friday night. Wanted to check out the Original Dollhouse. The one in Tampa is low mileage but with good looking chicks so wanted to see how this one was. Area seems safe, right…

Jacksvonville, FL. Saturday night. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems alright to me. Not far off 295. Walk on in, guy at the front, ID, 10 dollar cover and pat down. In we…

Brunswick, GA. Saturday night. Downtown Brunswick. Plenty of street parking, with those slanted spots, I parked right on Newcastle street. The club apparently has been going in some form for over 50 years. It feels…

Tuscon, AZ. Saturday night. I can't remember if I've been here, Tuscon clubbing is a long way back for me. But I don't see a review up so maybe not. Anway plenty of parking in…

Star Valley, AZ. Friday night. Drive on up. I would be careful, I'm looking at the side of the road and thinking WTF is that. It was GIGANTIC Elk just staring from the side of…

Maidenhead, ENG. Saturday night after midnight. No lot, parked on the street. Walk on up, in you go, ID check and 10 pound cover. In you go. Here they don't have a stage going, the…

Epsom, ENG. Saturday night. Just coming from Fillies Kingston. Now I'm here. I parked on the street, no lot. Guy out in front asks me if I've been and gives me the rundown. In you…

Basildon, ENG. Sunday night. Out in the estuary. Parking in a lot, they charge 1 pound an hour. After enough tickets in this fucking country, I just pay it. In we go. Black dude at…

Kingston upon Thames, ENG. Saturday night. No lot, just street parking. Pretty empty around here at night just saw a few police officers cruising around. Walk on up, guy at the front, friendly dude gives…

London, ENG. Friday night. The streets were fucking PACKED. It was like driving through a school of fish. Take the train. Take the fucking train. Never again. I parked in the Soho Square a block…

Watford, ENG. Monday night. The streets here are fucking stupid. I did a loopie de loop like twice over. There's was nobody out in downtown Watford here, ghost town. Anyway I didn't see any parking…

London, ENG. Friday night. Tough to find parking but I found a spot on a side street. I would recommend personally. I was coming from Rainbow bar. Area seems safe, tons of folks walking around.…

London, UK. Friday night. Just came from Brown's up the street. A good amount of night life folks walking the streets out here. Walk on up, id check and in you go. No cover that…

London, UK. Friday night. No lot gotta find street parking, it was tough but I got a spot. I walk on up, bald white guy with a heavy cockney accent gives me the rundown. He…

Sefton, NSW. Saturday night. First stop of the night pretty early on. It's in the suburbs east of Sydney, area seems safe. Big lot but I parked on the street in front. Big sign and…

Petersham, NSW. Saturday night. Just came from Cheetah's a few block west. In the western suburbs of Sydney. Not parking lot you got to park in the neighborhood behind which might be tough but I…

Lewisham, NSW. Saturday night. Sydney suburbs. Just came from Sefton playhouse. No parking lot, no parking on here on Parramatta road, I parked on the side street in the neighborhood, up old canturbury road. The…

Darlinghurst, NSW. Saturday night. Oxford street is a big younger folk hang out, streets pretty packed. Safe area, parking a few blocks away. Walk on in. Two dudes working the front for security. ID camera…

Sydney, NSW. Saturday night. After midnight. Heart of downtown. Good luck trying to find parking. Downtwon is pretty safe, ain't all ghetto like the states. Walk on up. Desk ID check and I think cover…

Sydney, NSW. Sunday night. Downtown. Area is safe, Australian cities usually are. Sunday night I was able to find a spot, I'm pretty sure I was safe from getting ticketed but maybe not. You probably…

Potts Point, NSW. Saturday night. In the King's Cross area. It's like a big bar crawl, tons of people out here, I wouldn't try bringing your car, no parking. I was staying in Wooloomooloo which…

Potts Point, NSW. In the King Cross area. No parking anywhere nearby so walk or park a few blocks away. Walk on up, cover was 10 AUD and ID check. In you go. Pretty nice…