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Blue Velvet

Newcastle

Good Times in Newcastle

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Saturday night real late. I had just come from Whiskey down seeing if a a certain old favorite dancer was working that night, she wasn't, and was about to turn in…

1 wk ago

Little Black Book

Sunderland, ENG

Saturday night in Sunderland

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Sunderland, ENG. Saturday night. I parked around the corner right on Green Terrace road. Walk on up, big party area in Sunderland all the drunk folk out and about. At the door, two black dudes…

1 wk ago

Purple Door

Kingston upon Hull

Hull of a Time

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Hull, ENG. Saturday night. Hull center city, but off on a quiet street, no lot but should be to find street parking here on this street right out front. I got here pretty early, right…

1 wk ago

Bar 55 York

York, ENG

Old York State of Mind

★★★★★★★3.3/10

York, ENG. Saturday night. York is a safe town. No lot, just street parking, should be plenty of it out front, it's not that busy of an area. Some party folks walking about. This club…

1 wk ago

Teazers Pretoria

Pretoria

Afrikaner Safari

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Pretoria, SA. Saturday night. Safe area, shouldn't have to worry at all here. This spot in a shopping center and right off the freeway. Plenty of parking in the lot and a security guy out…

2 wks ago

Teazers

Sandton

Is that Red Rooibos Tea or is it just that time of the month?

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Sandton, SA. Saturday night. Just came from Chivalry. Few other clubs and bars in this area, seems alright to me. The club has it's own guarded lot, plenty of parking in there but if not…

2 wks ago

Chivalry Gentlemen's Lounge & Hotel

Johannesburg

Germiston, SA. Saturday night. It's real quiet around here, it's not downtown Johannesburg well outside that and this place has it's own lot, fenced lot, plenty of parking. It's seems like alright place to me…

2 wks ago1

Stilettos Cape Town

Cape Town

Elvis: In the Ghettooo....In the Ghettooo

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Cape Town, SA. Friday night. Cape Town is pretty crazy even in the day but at night, it reminds one of Harlem in the 1980's. So a lot of street dudes out here, I did…

2 wks ago

Mavericks

Cape Town

Screw this I'm going to Iceman's

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Cape Town, SA. Friday night. Downtown Cape Town is kind of crazy but this area is a little more quiet. I parked on Barrack Street, that's also where the entrance is, should be enough parking…

2 wks ago

The Stage Door

Torquay, ENG

Air Dances in Torquay

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Torquay, ENG. Saturday night after midnight. If you like John Cleese, his show Fawlty Towers back in the 70's was inspired by a crazy hotel worker at a hotel he was staying at right across…

2 wks ago

Temptations T2

Plymouth, ENG

Air Dances in Plymouth

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Plymouth, ENG. Saturday night. Downtown Plymouth, all the party goers are out and about. A few night clubs in the area. There is a big lot right behind this club. I thought maybe you can…

2 wks ago

Wiggle

Weymouth

Way out in Weymouth

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Weymouth, ENG. Saturday night. Doing a tour of the southwest of the England. Cool little town on the coast. You should be able to find street parking but if not there's a big lot on…

2 wks ago

For Your Eyes Only

Bournemouth

Solid Lineup

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Bournemouth, ENG. Friday night after midnight. Bournemouth is good area, nice beach town. Late enough where a lot of people are packing it in for the night. Walk on up, friendly bouncer working the front,…

2 wks ago

Wiggle Gentleman's Club

Bournemouth

Dull

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Bournemouth, ENG. Friday night after midnight. Just came from For Your Eyes Only. At that place they said to me it would be exactly how it was. Pretty slow with everyone on their phones, no…

2 wks ago

Noir Gentlemens Club

Reading

Air dances in Reading

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Reading, ENG. Friday night. Reading is not too far west from London. No parking lot, only street parking. I parked over a few blocks by a church and walked over. Party goers out and about.…

2 wks ago

Red Foxy

Aberdeen

I. Would. Walk. Five. Hun. Dred. Miles.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Aberdeen, Scotland. Saturday night. Just came from Angels, I'm on foot go right next door. Black dude at the podium, he just says head right on in. Up the stairs we go and around the…

1 mo ago2

Angels Behind the Mask

Aberdeen

Scottish girls usually have pubic hair that looks like Highland Cattle and oh I am a BIG FAN

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Aberdeen, Scotland. Nice little city on the Scottish eastern coast here. Third largest city in Scotland. All three clubs are all right here. I parked a couple blocks above here, it might be tough to…

1 mo ago

Private Eyes

Aberdeen

The DJ refused to play anything else other than Hall and Oates, which, full disclosure I am totally 100% on board with.

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Aberdeen, Scotland. Saturday night. This was actually my third stop of these three clubs right here. I had parked in the block above this street, big time staircase between the two. I'm on foot, all…

1 mo ago

Private Eyes Inverness

Aberdeen

Have I stuck my dick in a bag pipe for pleasure a time or two? Well, yes. Yes I have.

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Inverness, Scotland. Saturday night. Parking might be tough around here but I parked right by the bus station, a block directly across from this club. Private eyes bills itself as the only club in the…

1 mo ago1

Diamond Showbar - Strippeklubb Oslo

Oslo

Oslo Stop #4

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Oslo, NO. Wednesday night. Last stop of the night. During the day this like the heart of the tourist zone. I took my car over here and there is no parking spots that I could…

1 mo ago

Strings

Oslo

Oslo Stop #2

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Oslo, NO. Wednesday night. Coming from Loutus a block over. I parked right out front here, don't do that they're giving chicken shit parking tickets at this hour. Walk on in, 250 NOK to…

1 mo ago

Blaze Go Go Bar

Oslo

Oslo Stop #3

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Oslo, NO. Wednesday night. Just came from Strings. Made a friend there, Norwegian dude from up north. He said he only wore a t shirt 4 times this year, fuck all that shit. Anyway off…

1 mo ago

Lotus Show Bar

Oslo

Oslo Stop #1

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Oslo, NO. Wednesday night. First stop of the night. I parked on the street right outside of Strings one block over and walked these clubs, I received ticket so they are doing enforcement even at…

1 mo ago

CristalClubCopenhagen

Copenhagen

Copenhagen Stop #4

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Copehagen, DK. Saturday night. Area is pretty seedy, working girls all around. I parked on one of the side streets and just walked all these clubs around here. Just came from Dollhouse, this club is…

1 mo ago

Wandas

Gothenburg

They do happen to accept Swedish meatballs as formal currency

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Gothenburg, SE. Thursday night. I parked a couple blocks over on the street. Area is fine real safe, it's a nice town. Walk on in, lady at the desk charges I think it was 200…

1 mo ago1

Reviews

Good Times in Newcastle

Saturday night in Sunderland

Hull of a Time

Old York State of Mind

Afrikaner Safari

Is that Red Rooibos Tea or is it just that time of the month?

Chivalry is not dead

Elvis: In the Ghettooo....In the Ghettooo

Screw this I'm going to Iceman's

Air Dances in Torquay

Air Dances in Plymouth

Way out in Weymouth

Solid Lineup

Dull

Air dances in Reading

I. Would. Walk. Five. Hun. Dred. Miles.

Scottish girls usually have pubic hair that looks like Highland Cattle and oh I am a BIG FAN

The DJ refused to play anything else other than Hall and Oates, which, full disclosure I am totally 100% on board with.

Have I stuck my dick in a bag pipe for pleasure a time or two? Well, yes. Yes I have.

Oslo Stop #4

Oslo Stop #2

Oslo Stop #3

Oslo Stop #1

Copenhagen Stop #4

They do happen to accept Swedish meatballs as formal currency

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