Reviews by Muddy
Submit a ReviewGreat Alaskan Bush Company
631 E International Airport Rd
Anchorage, AK 99518
Hey what's that in the road up ahead-MOOSE! SHIT! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Anchorage, AK. Friday night. First stop of the night. Must've been around 10 or so. Sun still up at this time of year in Anchorage, it sets around midnight. So kind of odd doing night…
6 commentslast: 1 wk ago(sexualchoc)
Jun 1, 2026, 2:56 AM
Club SinRock
301 W 64th Ave
Anchorage, AK 99518
Girls here much prefer you take them back to a hotel rather than the Igloo. Ask me how I know.
Anchorage, AK. Friday night. Still daylight this late. Just came from Great Alaskan Busch Company. Parking around the side. Walk on in. Guy in the lobby says $10 cover, ID check and he says one…
1 commentslast: 1 wk ago(rawhide2)
Jun 1, 2026, 2:14 AM
Crazy Horse Saloon
1565 Gambell St
Anchorage, AK 99501
In Search of Eskimo Pussy
Anchorage, AK. Friday night. I swung by here first actually, parking lot was pretty dead so I said I'd come on by later, give it a chance to warm up, well I swung by again…
2 commentslast: 1 wk ago(rawhide2)
Jun 1, 2026, 2:08 AM
Hawaii by Night
339 Royal Hawaiian Ave
Honolulu, HI 96815
Why Kiki?!?!? WHY!!!!!!!
Honolulu, HI. Saturday night after midnight. It's in the Waikiki neighborhood where most of the tourists in Hawaii are all staying. Neighborhood is safe I walked over but do not park. People really get towed…
May 28, 2026, 12:50 AM
Ballarrinas Gentlemen's Club
1724 Kalauokalani Way
Honolulu, HI 96814
Hawaii Five-Hos
Honolulu, HI. Friday night real late. Just came from Rock Za a few feet away. There's a girl at the podium and a guy with the wand. ID check, and then 10 dollar cover, get…
May 28, 2026, 12:49 AM
939
939 Keeaumoku St
Honolulu, Hawaii 96814
No not ALOHA, A BLOW JOB, I'm looking for A BLOW JOB I said
Honolulu, HI. Friday night. Sort of leaving downtown there's a lot right next door. Walking across, they looping fence line you walk through. Get wanded down. All the way to the booth, nice asian girl…
2 commentslast: 2 wks ago(Muddy)
May 28, 2026, 12:08 AM
Club Rock-Za
1770 Kapiolani Blvd
Honolulu, HI 96814
Rock the Casbah
Honolulu, HI. Friday night. This club is right next to another strip club and a night club so the area is packed and hard to park. I parked a few blocks over by Don Quiote…
1 commentslast: 2 wks ago(mjx01)
May 27, 2026, 11:30 PM
Club Sundance
703 Queen St
Honolulu, HI 96813
One of those places where your the only customer, you get ambushed and then you leave immediately
Honolulu, HI. This club in the heart of downtown. Plenty of parking behind the club. Looks like two entrances, back and front. Walk on in through the back. A couple girls smoking out front seemed…
May 27, 2026, 1:22 PM
Club Hot Ash
593 Kamehameha Hwy
Pearl City, HI 96782
Yeah smack that Ash. Oh shit it's in my eyes, it's in my eyes!
Pearl City, HI. Friday night just came on over from Blossom. This club right here is right on top of Pearl Harbor. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on up to the guy, they…
May 27, 2026, 1:01 PM
Club Blossom
94-867 Waipahu St
Waipahu, HI 96797
King Kamehameha would have been proud of these bitches
Waipahu, HI. Friday night. First stop of the night. Pull in the lot. A couple guys out there in the lot, real safe, area seems fine to me anyway. You show your id to the…
May 27, 2026, 12:12 PM
Angels Cork
31, 32 Leitrim St, Victorian Quarter, Cork, Ireland
No luck of the Irish on this night
Cork, Ireland. Saturday night. Just came from Secrets. Parking is tough but maybe a spot opens up on one of these streets. Area is fine. There are no reviews of any Cork strip clubs so…
Apr 22, 2026, 11:26 PM
Secrets Gentleman’s Club
15 Leitrim St,
Centre, Cork, T23 EF62, Ireland
May my dick rise to meet you
Cork, Ireland. Saturday night. Area is safe but parking is rough, I circled the streets, found a spot that opened up right on Lethrim, between here and Angels. Walk on over. You can't open the…
Apr 22, 2026, 10:40 PM
Diamond Dolls
89 Mitchell St, Glasgow G1 3LN, UK*
🎶IN A BIG CUNT TREE, DREAMS STAY WITH YOU🎶
Glasgow, Scotland. Saturday night. No parking lot, only street parking, a few blocks over and walk you should be fine. Walk up, two guys at the front, 10 pound cover. They give you the rundown.…
2 commentslast: 1 mo ago(Muddy)
Apr 14, 2026, 9:58 PM
Platinum Lace
Sterling House, 20 Renfield St, Glasgow G2 5AP, UK*
Lifting you kilt will get you thrown out. I learned the hard way.
Glasglow, Scotland. Saturday night. Bar crawl area of Glasgow. No parking around here but I parked on Campbell street. Just came from Diamond Dolls and this was the third and last stop of the night.…
Apr 14, 2026, 9:23 PM
Seventh Heaven
95 Hope St, Glasgow G2 6LL, United Kingdom
When she told me I had to bag it up, I didn't think that meant to whip out the bagpipes
Glasgow, Scotland. Saturday night. Parking is tough in this immdieate area but I was just a couple blocks west of here and found plenty on the street. Area is safe, drunk folks out and about.…
Apr 14, 2026, 9:23 PM
Western Bar
153 West Port, Edinburgh EH3 9DP, UK*
Saying Sean Connery sent me did not let me off the hook on the cover charge
Edinburgh, Scotland. Saturday night. They got my ass on a Scotland strip club tour so here we go. First stop. All three strip clubs in Edinburgh are all right here, so real easy to club…
Apr 14, 2026, 1:21 AM
Baby Dolls
1 High Riggs, Edinburgh EH3 9BX, UK*
Yeah our mileage sucks but have you tried our Haggis?
Edinburgh, Scotland. Saturday night. Just coming from Western Bar. Friendly dude at the front, gives me the rundown. 5 pound entry. Walk on in. Bar on right, bathroom in the back dead ahead, various hang…
2 commentslast: 1 mo ago(Muddy)
Apr 13, 2026, 11:56 PM
Erotica
34 Stanley St, Liverpool L1 6AL, United Kingdom
Liverpool Stop #2
Liverpool, ENG. Saturday night. Just walked over a few blocks from Xclusive. It's going to be tough to park anywhere nearby so just dismount. Various drunk folks all around. These are the neighborhoods where…
2 commentslast: 2 mos ago(Muddy)
Mar 28, 2026, 3:58 AM
Angels VIP
21 Old Hall St, Liverpool L3 9BS, United Kingdom
Liverpool Stop #6.
Liverpool, ENG. Saturday night. End of a Liverpool club hop. Around X in the City and Xclusive, the streets are packed, but over here, totally dead. There is a homeless guy in front of here…
Mar 26, 2026, 1:14 AM
Pussycats Liverpool
31-33 Eberle St, Liverpool L2 2DA, United Kingdom
Liverpool Stop #5
Liverpool, ENG. Saturday night. Just came from Angels Paradise. Down the alley. I'm on foot, it's be hard as hell to park in this area. Walk on in, two black dudes working the front. 10…
Mar 26, 2026, 1:14 AM
Angels
21 Cumberland St, Liverpool L1 6BU, UK*
Liverpool Stop #4
Liverpool, ENG. Saturday night. Down an alley. This is also the sister club of the other Angels, called Angels VIP a few blocks away. In we go, two black dudes at the front. 10 pound…
Mar 26, 2026, 1:13 AM
Risque
38-40 Victoria St, Liverpool L1 6BX, UK
Liverpool Stop #3
Liverpool, ENG. Saturday night just came from Erotica a couple blocks over. Right now it's raining a bit. See a guy with a sign saying come on down the alley. He says hey I got…
1 commentslast: 2 mos ago(gSteph)
Mar 26, 2026, 1:04 AM
Xclusive Gentlemans Club
70-74 Wood St, Liverpool L1 4DQ, United Kingdom
Liverpool Stop #1
Liverpool, ENG. Saturday night. I've been to Liverpool before and hit Rude and X in the City because that was all that was open on Wednesday, on the weekends you have a bunch more clubs…
Mar 26, 2026, 1:03 AM
Eden
96 Promenade, Blackpool FY1 1HB, United Kingdom
Yeah I've been in some blackpools in my day. It was Mexican food. And I'm sorry.
Blackpool, ENG. Saturday night. Just came from Sinless. Walked down a few blocks. City seemed kind of slow for a saturday night but you had some drunk folks out and about. I walked on into…
Mar 25, 2026, 3:39 PM
Sinless
93-97 Promenade, Blackpool FY1 5AA, UK*
I don't know about blackpools but I'm trying to make some whitepools on this couch right here
Blackpool, ENG. Saturday night. Blackpool is a coastal beach town. It's known for some poverty but I think it's a nice town. This club is in the touristy kind of nightlife area, I parked a…
Mar 25, 2026, 1:08 AM


















