Reviews by Muddy

Just outside downtown across a bridge. The neighborhood it’s built alongside a hill with train tracks on top. Industrial area. Good parking. Cover was $10 and get patted down. Walk in down hallway bathrooms on…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ILWSp0m9G2U Downtown Pittsburgh. Friday night. On the 9th Avenue. Parking might be a bitch but I found a spot on the street a block away. Cover was $15 but guy gave me $5 off for being…

Yeah they were chanting all like that when I came in. Sometimes you can judge a club on its name. Just escaping downtown Pittsburgh, seems like an alright area. This club does have mandatory valet…

Me and a dear friend were sailing in search of the location. Through the foggy mist we heard a beautiful song. My friend Jeremy heard it as a Clarion call. I attempted to intervene I…

Wensday night after midnight. Place is outside of Chicago just south. There is a awkward road that goes around back that lead to the parking lot. I was a little confused you couldn’t enter the…

Dancers is on the west side of town near the airport. Place looks like somebody remolded a pep boys into a strip club. Walk in cover is $5 but free for military. Layout is bar…

Place is technically in Bridgeview, Illinois just south of Chicago. Came in on a Wednesday night. Valet was $5. I should’ve looked in the area for parking you could probably get some. Cover was $10…

Came here on a Wednesday afternoon. East part of town. I thought nice area. Plenty of parking. Cover was $5 free with military. Layout is stage to the left center. VIP is behind that on…

Came here on a Tuesday night around midnight. Club is downtown which is completely dead at night. It’s got its own parking but if not there is good parking on the street at least at…

Came here on a Tuesday night after midnight. South of downtown. Seemed like an ok area. Had plenty of parking when I went. Bouncer checks ID no cover and in you go. Layout is bar…

On Bourbon street. Famously a very busy area. Parking will be brutal so don’t bother leave the car outside of the French Quarter. I paid for like 50 buck for 5 hours with that texting…

I was in Memphis, Tennessee. I was in the street doing the twist to Chuck Berry’s Memphis, Tennessee. Thought it would be fitting. I was having a grand old time until kids started to throw…

Came in on a Sunday night. Right off Bourbon street in an obviously very busy area. Do not bring a car or park it far away, it will be impossible to park. Place opened at…

Club is on Bourbon Street not to be confused with the other Larry’s Flynts which I went to later. Cover was nothing so that’s why I went in around 5. Beer was $9 for 2…

Me and a good buddy came in a Saturday night around 6. Just outside of Houston going to Galveston is Dickerson, Texas. Plenty of parking. Come in metal detector. Cover was $6 when we came…

Club is the north part of town. Across from a cow farm, must be the dancers they didn’t hire. They did good. A lot of cars in the parking lot. But there were plenty of…

Came on a Friday night around 8. Men’s club is a really nice commercial area. There was plenty of parking when I went. Cover was $15. A waitress then takes you and seats you. Layout…

Came here on a Friday nights after midnight because it was open late. Cover was actually free for military $20 otherwise. They serve alcohol here but I got there right when they stopped at 2.…

Came here on a Thursday night after 2am. On the east side of town. Plenty of parking on a dirt parking lot. Me a really good friend showed up. Cover was $25 but a table…

I come here on a lot of nights but this was my last Saturday night here. Red Parrot is on I-10. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Front desk then a hallway. Bathrooms on left. Then…

This now and recently took over the Red Parrot as my regular club because of one dancer who’s body I’m absolutely addicted too. Anyway came here on a bunch of days/nights but I just put…

Dreams. It’s definitely considered the marquee club in El Paso. The most strippers work here maybe like around 50 or so on busy nights. It’s BYOB so it’s 18+ not 21+ that makes a big…

Club is in the East Camelback village of Phoenix not far from Bourbon Street Circus. Parking and entrance are in the rear. Next to a McDonald’s. Walk in $10 cover and free for military. Place…

Although solid eye candy here though. But yes low mileage club. Came here on a Saturday night. The club is on 51st and Washington. Nice part of town, most of Phoenix is nice though imo.…

Drove up here big parking lot. Saturday night. Place looks like one of them old time wild Wild West saloons. And the inside kinda looks like a lodge. Cover I believe was $10 but free…