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I fear mother is on to me

Muddy
USA
Every morning my mom wakes me up and packs my lunch. Me and all the rest of the patients in the neighborhood board the small bus for the institution. When they drop me off, I am able to break free of my fun jacket and and instead head across the street to the strip club. What tricks have some of you out there have to keep quiet from your momma out there.

6 comments

  • MackTruck
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    5 years ago
    I dont live with mama... lmao
  • san_jose_guy
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    5 years ago
    ??

    SJG
  • Longball300
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    5 years ago
    I hope some one who has written 153 reviews doesn't live with his mom...... unless she's a sugar mama........
  • shadowcat
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    5 years ago
    Well 20 years ago when I was married I used to go on 3 day/2 night fishing trips. I'd load my fishing rods, tackle, ice chest, etc into the car. I always told my wife that I gave my catch away and she believed it because she knows that I rarely eat fish.
  • SaltyNuts
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    5 years ago
    Long lunch break at work
  • ATACdawg
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    5 years ago
    Just tell her you're working in the kitchen as a dishwasher......
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