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I fear mother is on to me

Every morning my mom wakes me up and packs my lunch. Me and all the rest of the patients in the neighborhood board the small bus for the institution. When they drop me off, I am able to break free of my fun jacket and and instead head across the street to the strip club. What tricks have some of you out there have to keep quiet from your momma out there.

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MackTruck

I dont live with mama... lmao

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san_jose_guy

??

SJG

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Longball300

I hope some one who has written 153 reviews doesn't live with his mom...... unless she's a sugar mama........

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shadowcat

Well 20 years ago when I was married I used to go on 3 day/2 night fishing trips. I'd load my fishing rods, tackle, ice chest, etc into the car. I always told my wife that I gave my catch away and she believed it because she knows that I rarely eat fish.

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SaltyNuts

Long lunch break at work

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ATACdawg

Just tell her you're working in the kitchen as a dishwasher......

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